Time for another Engineers Logic joke

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:25 pm

Two Engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "well I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She then threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want! The first engineer nodded approvingly, good choice: the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!

Cars :driving:

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:49 pm

cars wrote: Two Engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "well I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She then threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want! The first engineer nodded approvingly, good choice: the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!

Cars :driving:
OUCH!, but it was so well constructed :-3

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:52 pm

:yh_rotfl Der Wulf wrote: OUCH!, but it was so well constructed :-3:yh_rotfl Love it

libertine · Post by **libertine** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:14 pm

I told my son , the engineer, that some day he'd get his for all the BLONDE jokes he sends to my sisters and me.

Here's one:

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

:-6

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:42 pm

libertine wrote: ." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

:-6
Since your son can't ask, what's the punch line

?

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:40 am

Enjoyed the jokes. Engineers' logic (some logic indeed). Let us have some more.

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:19 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: Enjoyed the jokes. Engineers' logic (some logic indeed). Let us have some more.

Some more:

An Architect, an Artist, & an Engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with their wife or a mistress. The Architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The Atrtist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion & mystery he found there. The Engineer said, I like both. Both the others asked? Engineer-yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are with the other woman, and that will give you plenty of time to go to the lab and get lots of really good work done!

Cars :driving:

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:44 am

Another good joke. Engineers seem to be outsmarting other professionals in logical reasoning.

libertine · Post by **libertine** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:02 am

Der Wulf wrote: Since your son can't ask, what's the punch line

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Oh, He asked. Straight faced, too!

Here's another:

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

:wah:

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:50 pm

libertine wrote: Oh, He asked. Straight faced, too!

Here's another:

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

:wah:
I'm working on an analysis, however I have hypothised that engineers are the butt of that joke.

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:47 pm

Der Wulf wrote: I'm working on an analysis, however I have hypothised that engineers are the butt of that joke.

They are the butt of all those jokes! (And more to follow)

Normal people believe that "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"!

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet!

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:10 pm

Dear StelZ,

You have the honour. Your's is the best joke of the lot so far.

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:54 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: Dear StelZ,

You have the honour. Your's is the best joke of the lot so far.

That one was pretty good!

Actually they are all being called a "Joke", but they are really just making fun of the Engineers "themselves"! Making the Engineers the "Butt" of the joke!

(in USA, it's called "ranking (put down) on them")

The issues/incidents are so outrageously silly!!!

Cars :driving:

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:05 pm

Two Astronauts & an Engineer were talking. One Austronaut said I'm planning to go on a special mission to Mars. The other Astronaut said I'm planning a bigger mission to Jupiter & Saturn. The Engineer said oh really, well I have you both beat. I'm planning a mission to go to the Sun!! The Sun the Astronauts said, are you crazy, the Sun is too hot you'll burn up before you get within 100 miles from it. The Engineer said, I already have that figured out. "I'm going at "night time"!!

Cars :driving:

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:08 am

StelZ wrote: ..at the risk of getting abuse.. was your engineer blonde ?! :wah:

At the risk of double that abuse, "of course, they all were"! :wah:

Cars :driving:

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:45 am

The worst shot i ever took, came from a designer whose project i had just trashed. In frustration he turned to me and said " y' know, all you engineers are just a bunch of anal retentives. Trying to be helpful, i offered to review my analysis with him. He glared at me for a moment, then said "ya just can't help it can you, look at the first four letters of analysis, he turned and stormed from the room, leaving me there with the "proof".

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:13 am

cars wrote: That one was pretty good!

Actually they are all being called a "Joke", but they are really just making fun of the Engineers "themselves"! Making the Engineers the "Butt" of the joke!

(in USA, it's called "ranking (put down) on them")

The issues/incidents are so outrageously silly!!!

Cars :driving:

And that is why they are called jokes. Might be far away from the reality. Just for the humor and nothing else.

In India you will find majority of jokes involving Sardarji and Mullaji, also now politicians.