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OK I really pondered on putting this on here because I don't want you to all think I am some cat killing freak.....but here we go!!!



As some of you know--(because of the cat posting last Sunday) ---We had lost our male cat - Dead Bob to an accident...well He is a tom cat and thinks he is tough s***..well every spring I have to bring him in and get him patched up because he is out sowing his wild oats and meets a mean ol female...



Ok anyway--I should start from the beginning.we obtained this cat several years back because the neighbor had committed suicide over a nasty divorce and when the kids came and cleaned out the house they threw "DEAD BOB" outside...needless to say - we took him in.. He was an outside cat - never needed a litter box..meowed when he needed out and meowed when he wanted in....simple animal -(unless u call 2:30 in the AM meowing outside my bedroom window cuz he was COLD) anyway---



Back to Saturday.... When I let him in -in the middle of the night - I didn't look at him, just opened the slider and in he came...he curled up next to my bed and went to sleep...When I woke - he was STILL there laying in a pool of blood.. I was mortified.. he had been beaten up so badly that I called the vet..of course he was rude cuz it was Saturday and he was on call.....I told him the injuries and he said bring him in...I got there and he told me it was bad--he had gotten some bacteria in his wounds and would have to be on IV's ..etc..and he couldn't guarantee anything..:( I knew my 4 kids were going to be heart broken but I asked -how much to put him to sleep?? He said 75$ - and it was going to be around 150$ to fix him....Ok with a sad heart I called my significant other and asked if he could possibly pay for this...beings it was Easter and all.....YEAH RIGHT! He told me I was nuts and to bring the cat home to die...Well I couldn't do that--so I called my mom..who said he was so old and didn't even have his teeth anymore so I should put him down.....I started to cry...and eventually came home with the cat--the vet washed his sores out and called it good...no stitches....:(



Un -be known to me - my lovely bed partner had called my brother in law and told him to come and get him and "put him out of his misery"...I had gone to WalMart - came home and No DEAD BOB......I cried all Saturday and all day Sunday--I was so angry with him but yet a part of me understood that I just didn't have the finances right now to fix him up-only to have it happen again...The kids came home that afternoon from visiting dad for awhile and I had to tell them that BOB had passed..Of course the tears came and my 6 yr old son says......WHERE did he DIE? - I LIED--and said the vet.......



Moral of the story---Not only Jesus rises from the dead on Easter........


Thursday-yes this is 6 days later- they call me--MOM u r not going to believe this - but Dead Bob AIN'T DEAD- and he is sitting in our living room...My kids are believing in miracles - I am needless to say -speechless - trying to get a hold of my brother in law...who informs me that he opened the hatch to get him out of the box..(he was very weak mind you and just laying in the box) - Ol Bob jumps out of the box and runs into a culvert--and my BIL thinks...well - I am not going in after him...BUT doesn't tell anyone he never got the job done..he figures he is 10 miles out of town and no one will know he didn't do it....Can you believe it? My cat walked 10 miles back into our lives..the kids think he rose from the dead, I am mortified he was sitting in my living room ...and I still had to pay 125$ to fix him cuz I couldn't put him to sleep after the kids saw him! Holy cow.........they couldn't stitch him because it had been to long....but the vet was truly amazed he had lived and gotten home...



I know this was a long story but to hear it 1st person would make you laugh your pants off! So my theory is--NEVER LIE TO YOUR KIDS..after I had to tell them the truth my oldest, as seen in the photo with her cat..says--"mom I am NEVER speaking to you again"-and made it about 2 hours.....:-2 They are all pretty mad at me - but I guess I thought I had done the right thing...but they proved me wrong again......:rolleyes:

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So Dead Bob's not dead??

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:yh_dance Shame on you for lying to your kids (bless you)

(is it just me that cried reading moms post?) :-1
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Dead Bob must really love you guys :-4
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What a wonderful story Mom!!!!! And ya got me in stitches. Full of human warmth and love. And you did all the right things with your kids. They know you're real, that you care, that you were trying to spare their feelings. Kids are easy to underestimate. They understand lots of things very well indeed. Grin... Hug them and get hugged. Sounds like all your family are pretty good people. (((((Mom)))))
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Ummm thats not a cat its a raccoon. :rolleyes:
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Well--he is laying here looking at me like.."GOT MILK?" ---man he does have 9 lives -I am telling ya what...Funny thing is - we never knew his real name...and the neighbors name was Bob - so thats where we got his name...the neighbor boy up the street thinks he lives at his house- and the vet swears he has been recently vaccinated and that he has some more owners...Doesn't he crack u up?? and I was afraid to post that.........LMAO!:wah: Thanks for all your kind words too....I am sure I will get a lashing from some one.....:p


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Nomad wrote: Ummm thats not a cat its a raccoon. :rolleyes:
Nomad-- I swear to u -when they called me - I was like **THAT IS NOT YOUR CAT! STEP AWAY FROM IT! GET IT OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM!** That was sooo funny...we need some laughter in this house - and boy now we have it.....LOL By the way......

Why are we all up soo damn late tonight??....I can't slep cuz I have a sick feeling tummy...Blahhhhh:-3


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mominiowa wrote: Well--he is laying here looking at me like.."GOT MILK?" ---man he does have 9 lives -I am telling ya what...Funny thing is - we never knew his real name...and the neighbors name was Bob - so thats where we got his name...the neighbor boy up the street thinks he lives at his house- and the vet swears he has been recently vaccinated and that he has some more owners...Doesn't he crack u up?? and I was afraid to post that.........LMAO!:wah: Thanks for all your kind words too....I am sure I will get a lashing from some one.....:p


Our cat's called Bob to.. for the very same reason fighting we had our cat's done and never let them out ..what with feline AIDS and what not i like to know where they are ...i'm glad your kid's are happy again and i'm glad (your) Bob is back home again...:D
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That was some story, Mom. Nearly had tears in my eyes there. So glad he's still with you. From Bob's point of view, though, it's just as well you did lie otherwise, he would no longer be with us.

10 miles with a wound. Fantastic!:-6
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That story sounds almost like the kind of aussie yarn you hear round a campfire.. grin.. made my day. Thanks Mom. Hope you're soundly sleeping now!
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Well, no wonder Dead Bob isn't dead! He is a Maine Coon Cat!! They are tough.
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I think I'd have peed my pants seeing a cat that is supposed to be dead.:wah:
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That is funny and AMAZING! :)

Hugs and kisses to Dead Bob! :-4
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ArnoldLayne wrote: What a great story



Respect to Bob the un-dead :wah:


That's an idea, Mom. You should rename him Undead Bob.:D
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Well - I spoke to the kids.We are changing his name to UN-DEAD BOB...Thanks for the great idea! LOL :wah:


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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Our cat's called Bob to.. for the very same reason fighting we had our cat's done and never let them out ..what with feline AIDS and what not i like to know where they are ...I'm glad your kid's are happy again and i'm glad (your) Bob is back home again...:D


He only potties outside......we tried to make him a house cat the first year he got beat up...He whined by the door for hours and then sprayed all over the door area! He was MAD! So we have to let him out.The vet said its a learned thing and even trying to neuter him -could kill him cuz of his age but that he would still have the urge to be an OUTSIDE cat...:( Oh well-- he woke me at 4'ish and had to out to potty then again at 7:00 to come back in..He is sooo spoiled! Since I have the mothers ear he only wakes me--never the kids...Kinda makes me mad BUT then again----thats UN-DEAD BOB!


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mominiowa wrote: Well - I spoke to the kids.We are changing his name to UN-DEAD BOB...Thanks for the great idea! LOL :wah:


All credit to Arnold for that idea.
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Three cheer's for BOB the undead cat ...:yh_party :yh_party
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Brilliant Arnold !!! Yer not just a pretty face!! UnDead Bob!!!
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