Wrongly Convicted!

texasjim · Post by **texasjim** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:18 pm

I was convicted without a trial by Lady Cop, but she's a good gal. If she came down to Texas, I would make a cowgirl out of her. She's a tough lady. I might have to ride her until she was broken good. But, I think she would make a nice lady if she was treated right and handled right. I bet she could even read and understand my new book, 'Billy the Kid, His Real Name Was ....'. But, I am going to give her an autographed copy because I can't sell books on this forum. That's called spamming, I believe. Now, I can't stop you from buying the book, but what ever you do, don't say you heard about it on this forum. Lady Cop would throw me in jail, I bet.:-5 :guitarist

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:23 pm

you know, you're starting to grow on me. and since i have a law degree i think i can comprehend writings beyond the dick and jane series. sorry to disappoint, but i have a REAL man. i have no aspirations to be ridden by a cow.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 pm

What ranches in Texas do you own by the way? Just curious?

texasjim · Post by **texasjim** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:41 pm

Now, you just wait a minute, Lady Cop! I am a REAL man, a cowboy man. That was an insult! And, I wasn't going to let my cows ride you, I was. And you probably have never met a REAL Texas man. And, I ain't seen a woman yet that couldn't ride, well at least one that wouldn't let me ride her. Now, that's enough of that kind of talk, because it sounds dirty, but it's really not meant to be. I know I sound tough, but really, down here, the women lead their men around by the nose. Now, I don't remember if I told you or not but I write books, nonfiction westerns. My latest book,'Billy the Kid, His Real Name Was ....' will be out in about a week. But, don't buy it because it is not for sell. :-4 :guitarist

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:44 pm

did i say cow? i meant cow BOY. sorry, typo. *snicker*

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:52 pm

...it is not for SELL... Do you write your own books?

How about 'It's not for to sell'? I've heard that said before.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:53 pm

not for SALE??? :rolleyes:

texasjim · Post by **texasjim** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:53 pm

Now, this lady or man or what ever it is that called a 'deranger', now that was completely impolite. I wish I could get my hands on whoever they are and they would find out that I am an 'arranger'. I am like that Lady Cop, I keep things in order!:sneaky: :-3

texasjim · Post by **texasjim** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:56 pm

Quit correcting my Texan. I graduated from Texas A&M and I only learned about agriculture.:-2

texasjim · Post by **texasjim** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:04 pm

Well, I just wanted to bid you all goodbye. I have been booted off this forum for spamming. Now, I don't want any of you going out and buying my new book, 'Billy the Kid, His Real Name Was ....'. The books are off limits to the members of this forum, but if you happen to purchase one, it is not my fought and you tell that Lady Cop that. OK! PLEASE! See ya! It's been nice talking to you foreigners.:-5

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:12 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh great! So besides being a bitch, a moron and a dingbat, I'm also a foreigner.:rolleyes:

That's quite an achievement in 1 night Snooze. Go for it.:wah:

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:16 pm

Youll have to RIDE HER???? Oh my God!! I am laughing, crying and gagging all at the same time.