Is Orgazam necessary

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:21 am

Yes, it is possible. Ask for a paternity test.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:25 am

sixyearsleft wrote: Dont laugh, although i'm trying hard not to:)

I dont want to go into to much detail,

woman says i'm the father of her unborn baby, (due in two months)

when we went up the wooden hill to bedfordshire I lasted about 20 seconds before my engine stalled, how could this baby be mine?

Is this possible?

:wah: Sorry can't help it, it's your description!

I guess there is a tiny tiny possibility, these things have been known to happen. I would imagine as soon as you start asking for tests she'll change her mind.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:27 am

Before someone else (yes I'm referring to u Snooze,) says something, did anyone kind of mis-read that title. :sneaky:

Hehehe oh I'm so naughty, ok sorry for hijacking your thread here six.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:30 am

I'm going to hijack you to the Pub, Chris!:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:32 am

Just get a paternity test, that will prove it one way or the other Six.

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:35 am

ok l will try not to be too graphic here in my answer

a man even before orgasm leaks sperm during the arousal phase and this is often not much but it holds many of your little swimmers.

it isnt like an orgasm it just leaks a tiny bit and yes even that can cause pregnancy

there lesson over..

so next time...wear a condom!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:37 am

sixyearsleft wrote: She claims that she hasn't had sex for months before or after the event, or none event however you wish to describe it
We have a show here called "Maury Povich". Every woman insists they had sex with noone else and that the guy IS the father. 8 men later, they still don't know who the father is. Have that paternity test!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:39 am

I loved your creative description by the way.:wah:

As venus said, next time, cover your stump before you hump.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:39 am

Well, make sure it isn't yours, Six. Then it will make you feel better.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:41 am

Peg wrote: I loved your creative description by the way.:wah:

As venus said, next time, cover your stump before you hump.

:wah:

Wise creative words there Peg!

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:44 am

like peg says if your going plodging wear your wellies..

if your getting in ot the shower and dont want to get your hair wet wear your cap

cling wrap the salami before it goes in the fridge...:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:46 am

venus wrote:

cling wrap the salami before it goes in the fridge...:wah:

:-2 Fridge!!?? :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:46 am

sixyearsleft wrote: I dont claim to be King Dong but it's definetly not a stump:)

I should have kept my Rocket in my Pocket:)

Groan............................

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:47 am

wrap the dog in an bun before it goes in your hun!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:49 am

:yh_rotfl Hahaha where on earth do you get all these from???

tom thumb · Post by **tom thumb** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:15 am

just like a car if your engine stalled after 20 seconds it might have leaked enough to do the job. Get some Stop a Leak from AutoZone and dip your thing a ma jig in it. It might not stop the leak but it will look so weird no woman will let yo:guitarist u touch her.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:00 am

sixyearsleft wrote: I would just hope she admited it wasn't mine.

the conciqueces of this baby being mine is unthinkable
What are the consequences for you? What are the consequences for her?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:35 am

flopstock wrote: Yes, and as to the 'how' -precum..that dampness in your shorts when you get riled... swarming with the little sperm buggers, darlin.

Your only absolute 'out' at the moment would be to tell us that you are in fact a female and were using a strapon..

:yh_rotfl More coffee over the keyboard!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:36 am

Well, I'm available for babysitting anytime...........................

*watching Six faint*

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:45 am

venus wrote: ok l will try not to be too graphic here in my answer

a man even before orgasm leaks sperm during the arousal phase and this is often not much but it holds many of your little swimmers.

it isnt like an orgasm it just leaks a tiny bit and yes even that can cause pregnancy

there lesson over..

so next time...wear a condom!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so true!

You know you don't even need to .....erm.......*enter the gates of heaven*

for those lil suckers to start swimming in the right direction!

In fact, alledgedly you can give birth whilst still a virgin!

(That should open up a nice Theological debate!)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:02 am

Thought you might like these as a reminder for next time!

http://www.expage.com/kinkiscondoms

http://www.braverman.org/Site/ShoWPage. ... 38286D0F95

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:11 am

sixyearsleft wrote: Dont laugh, although i'm trying hard not to:)

I dont want to go into to much detail,

woman says i'm the father of her unborn baby, (due in two months)

when we went up the wooden hill to bedfordshire I lasted about 20 seconds before my engine stalled,?

Thought you lived in Yorkshire :p

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:30 am

All joking aside Six, i do hope things work out for you.x

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:35 am

How do you feel now Six, as this thread progresses?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:55 am

sixyearsleft wrote: I'm swinging a little bit more to the gosh! could it be? stage,

a Paternity test was never in question, i was gonna have one no matter what,

but i cant help thinking the liklyhood of this child being mine must be slim...

were you a couple?

I took it as a one off occasion

not that that makes much difference it only takes once.......... or a very nearly once!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:10 am

sixyearsleft wrote: No just a one night stand, i met her at a party, i was very drunk, i remember her saying she wanted another child, so i offered my services, very blunt i know but thats what happend, it's very strange, she told all her friends that i went to an Horse show with her the next day, you can imagine the suprise when i went to my local and everybody was talking about me going to an horse show, i did no such thing, none of it sits right with me, i think she's using me has an excuse for some other affair.It does seem strange that it's taken her seven months to tell you you're the father!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:13 pm

Re: Is Orgazam necessary;

IMO.........ALWAYS.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:35 pm

Six, I went through the entire thread, and noticed you didn't answer Peg's question about consequences for you and for her. What will you do if you find this baby is yours? What if, as she herself said, she wanted another baby, but does not want you in the picture?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:43 pm

Orgasm for the woman is not necessary for pregnancy but absolutely necessary for the man. Shall we just call that ejaculation from the man to the woman......pregnancy possible ....yes.

Did you really want to talk about pleasure and intimacy between two loving people?