Oh, THIS was a lot of fun....

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:32 pm

So, I get up in the middle of the night last night, really thirsty. I stumble blindly to the fridge, and see a half consumed Gatorade. Perfect, I thought, I didn't have to open a new one of Bullet's (he lives on the stuff) and it's cold, and will do the job.

I uncap it, it's fierce grape or some such thing, and I take a couple huge gulps. Re-cap, put the bottle back in the fridge, turn around to stumble back to bed, when I notice an odd, yet somewhat familiar feeling coming over me.

What is that??? Oh...yeah...I get it....I'm about to hurl.

Bullet had bought a Gatorade the night before, and taken it with him to the clubhouse, where he added vodka and cherry pucker to his bottle. I never thought twice about there might be booze in the bottle, and my body rejected it instantly.

I went back to bed, whacked Bullet in the back of the head, whereupon he woke up and said "What the **** was that for???" I said, "Next time you put booze in a bottle of Gatorade, and don't warn me, I will PURPOSELY not make it to the bathroom and YOU can clean it up!!

If I ever thought of going back to the booze (no, it has NOT occurred to me) that is shot right to hell. What an awful feeling. Blech.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:34 pm

Bummer!

I understand vegans react the same way to the ingestion of meat.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:46 pm

Yucko BR !!! Someone gave me a ciggie at my Dad's funeral and I took it without thinking and had one small puff. I gave up smoking years ago. I threw up instantly and could taste it for days. Oh Man !!!!

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:49 pm

I can vouch for the veggieheads.... years ago I laid off eating meat for like a year.. then one day.. that burger looked sooooooooooo good.. all greasy and cheesey...

tasted wicked delish on the way down...

errrrr.. I think that is enuff detail.... bleeeeeeeechhhhhhhh

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:34 pm

Hmmmm... (Val holding hands in air, palms up... weighing...)

Nope, sorry, can't say anything about THIS post. No siree Bob.

Wait, who's Bob?

(Insert obligatory smilies here)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:23 pm

BabyRider wrote: So, I get up in the middle of the night last night, really thirsty. I stumble blindly to the fridge, and see a half consumed Gatorade. Perfect, I thought, I didn't have to open a new one of Bullet's (he lives on the stuff) and it's cold, and will do the job.

I uncap it, it's fierce grape or some such thing, and I take a couple huge gulps. Re-cap, put the bottle back in the fridge, turn around to stumble back to bed, when I notice an odd, yet somewhat familiar feeling coming over me.

What is that??? Oh...yeah...I get it....I'm about to hurl.

Bullet had bought a Gatorade the night before, and taken it with him to the clubhouse, where he added vodka and cherry pucker to his bottle. I never thought twice about there might be booze in the bottle, and my body rejected it instantly.

I went back to bed, whacked Bullet in the back of the head, whereupon he woke up and said "What the **** was that for???" I said, "Next time you put booze in a bottle of Gatorade, and don't warn me, I will PURPOSELY not make it to the bathroom and YOU can clean it up!!

If I ever thought of going back to the booze (no, it has NOT occurred to me) that is shot right to hell. What an awful feeling. Blech.

:wah: At least it wasnt Wild Turkey

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:34 pm

Nomad wrote: :wah: At least it wasnt Wild Turkey
Actually, I wish it HAD been Wild Turkey...at least then I would have smelled it before I guzzled it!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:43 pm

When I get the urge thats what I think about, the smell. ugghhh