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Do you know how to pee?
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DesignerGal
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Do you know how to pee?
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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Do you know how to pee?
SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever gone into the ladies' room and sat down on a wet toilet seat? I have to wonder how someone managed to do that.
I never sit on the seats! :yh_sick
I never sit on the seats! :yh_sick
Do you know how to pee?
Your a squatter :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Do you know how to pee?
Sheryl wrote: Your a squatter :wah:
LOL!
yep, can't imagine letting my skin touch that thing!
LOL!
yep, can't imagine letting my skin touch that thing!
Do you know how to pee?
sunny104 wrote: I never sit on the seats! :yh_sick
I'm with you there, sunny. No way in hell would I ever let any part of me touch any part of a public toilet. I even flush with tissue paper in my hand so my hands aren't touching that, either. Blech. Yuck. Ptoooey.
I'm with you there, sunny. No way in hell would I ever let any part of me touch any part of a public toilet. I even flush with tissue paper in my hand so my hands aren't touching that, either. Blech. Yuck. Ptoooey.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Do you know how to pee?
I just use my foot to flush. I've only lost my balence once, but no harm was done. 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Do you know how to pee?
Sheryl wrote: I just use my foot to flush. I've only lost my balence once, but no harm was done.
me too!
Thankfully most bathrooms have everything automated these days so you don't have to touch anything!
me too!
Thankfully most bathrooms have everything automated these days so you don't have to touch anything!
Do you know how to pee?
sunny104 wrote: me too!
Thankfully most bathrooms have everything automated these days so you don't have to touch anything!
Oh but I love automated "no touch" bathrooms. Even the paper towel dispensers are motion sensitive. LOVE that!!
Thankfully most bathrooms have everything automated these days so you don't have to touch anything!
Oh but I love automated "no touch" bathrooms. Even the paper towel dispensers are motion sensitive. LOVE that!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Do you know how to pee?
Clancy wrote: When she was just tiny, I had to stop and and hold my daughter basket fashion to allow to, "P"
....she started swinging and laughing thinking it was a game, :-4
....kleenex.
My 2 year old P'd on my leg this morning, I guess he saved it all up over nite and overwhelmed his diaper/nappy!
good sign for potty training though!
....she started swinging and laughing thinking it was a game, :-4
....kleenex.
My 2 year old P'd on my leg this morning, I guess he saved it all up over nite and overwhelmed his diaper/nappy!
good sign for potty training though!
Do you know how to pee?
BabyRider wrote: Oh but I love automated "no touch" bathrooms. Even the paper towel dispensers are motion sensitive. LOVE that!!
Now if they can just make the doors open automatically....don't they say that's where the most germs and things are found! :yh_sick
Now if they can just make the doors open automatically....don't they say that's where the most germs and things are found! :yh_sick
Do you know how to pee?
sunny104 wrote: My 2 year old P'd on my leg this morning, I guess he saved it all up over nite and overwhelmed his diaper/nappy!
good sign for potty training though!
Oh, that brings back a great memory....
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
good sign for potty training though!
Oh, that brings back a great memory....
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Do you know how to pee?
I use a papertowel to open the door. 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Do you know how to pee?
BabyRider wrote: Oh, that brings back a great memory....
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
LOL!
I've never been "shot" but hubby has!
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
LOL!
I've never been "shot" but hubby has!
Do you know how to pee?
Clancy wrote: Mum's say to their boy's, "your tinkler shouldnt be a sprinkler, son".
That used to be funny to me too...in the third grade.:wah:
That used to be funny to me too...in the third grade.:wah:
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Do you know how to pee?
Jives wrote: That used to be funny to me too...in the third grade.:wah:
Why do you have to come into funny threads and pee all over them?
Why do you have to come into funny threads and pee all over them?
HBIC
Do you know how to pee?
:wah: It's ok I think most females are squatters or hovers. 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Do you know how to pee?
BabyRider wrote: Oh, that brings back a great memory....
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
Don't ya just love kids? :wah:
You probably know this, but boys often pee when you take their nappies off because of the change in temperature! There they are, sitting quite happily in a nice warm, wet nappy, and you come along, undo it, and let in a draft! So instinct makes them pee! Probably to get warm again! :wah:
When I had my son, they brought him to me in the hospital room, I fed him and then they wanted to take him back to the nursery. I said, "No way, he is staying right here with me." The nurse tried to argue, saying I needed my rest, yada, yada, I said, "My son will not see the inside of that nursery again, he will stay right here in my room with me till I go home. Period."
I righteously got out of bed to change his diaper, and the second it was off...he peed right in my face. I laughed so hard I pulled 2 staples out of my c-section incision.
Don't ya just love kids? :wah:
You probably know this, but boys often pee when you take their nappies off because of the change in temperature! There they are, sitting quite happily in a nice warm, wet nappy, and you come along, undo it, and let in a draft! So instinct makes them pee! Probably to get warm again!
:wah: