Voltaire said

gordonartist · Post by **gordonartist** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:45 pm

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless

they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. -Voltaire

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:56 am

Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:19 pm

gordonartist wrote: It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless

they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. -Voltaire

That makes as much sense as the one I saw yesterday:

"The beatings will continue until moral improves".