Where's Chris?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:45 am

Has anyone seen him around lately?;) We havent lost him have we?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:51 am

Raven wrote: Has anyone seen him around lately?;) We havent lost him have we?

Bloody 'ell I leave and you loose Chris, OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO!!! Do I have to come back and find the little cherub?

Oh it is nice being home But I miss you, work is crazy and yes my entire family has fallen apart in my absence.

I can't chat long today I am swamped here at work. But give me a week and look out hehehehehe

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:15 am

Where is Chris the Cutie-Pie?

Post by **spot** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:18 am

MINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome home!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:58 am

minks wrote: Bloody 'ell I leave and you loose Chris, OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO!!! Do I have to come back and find the little cherub?

Oh it is nice being home But I miss you, work is crazy and yes my entire family has fallen apart in my absence.

I can't chat long today I am swamped here at work. But give me a week and look out hehehehehe

Hi Minks...back to work so quick...yuk...

Chris has been 'missing' for 4 days....give it another 24 hours and we'll send out a search party

....joking aside, I'm sure he's OK.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:05 am

LOL! I'm sure he is too. But I have his # just in case!

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:09 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: You've worn the poor little thing out. Bless his cotton socks

really do tell, is there some tasty gossip here!!!!:sneaky:

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:19 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: I'm sure there is Venus. I would also like to know the ordeal they must have put that poor boy through. You only have to look at the photo's. Completely overwhelmed by womanly guile :rolleyes:

really do tell...

what pics can someone lnk me up...pretty please

:D

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:19 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: You've worn the poor little thing out. Bless his cotton socks
Probably! :wah: You dont think he's still at trafalgar do you?

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:23 am

Raven wrote: Probably! :wah: You dont think he's still at trafalgar do you?

aAAW BLESS L NOW HAVE VISIONS OF A LOST AND FORLORN CHRIS WANDERING AROUND LOOKING ALL SCARED!!!

the poor bloke..go on raven whered you lose him!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:03 pm

venus wrote: aAAW BLESS L NOW HAVE VISIONS OF A LOST AND FORLORN CHRIS WANDERING AROUND LOOKING ALL SCARED!!!

the poor bloke..go on raven whered you lose him!!

Honest Spot was the last to see Chris at Paddington Station, so perhaps we should raise an eyebrow Spot's way hmmmmmmmmm

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:28 pm

venus wrote: really do tell...

what pics can someone lnk me up...pretty please

:D

These are of Canterbury 13th may http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h295/ ... interval=3

More http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... tcount=323

http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/bo ... GARDEN.flv

I'm not sure I've found everything, you'll have to go hunting Venus...try here >>>Giant Elephants and seperated people at Trafalgar Square

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:58 am

You mean to tell me he hasnt showed his cute mug YET??

Okay.....this calls for some drastic action!

HEY CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS!!!!!

Post by **spot** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:03 am

minks wrote: Honest Spot was the last to see Chris at Paddington Station, so perhaps we should raise an eyebrow Spot's way hmmmmmmmmmThat is, I suppose, technically accurate but probably an actionable libel in a court of law. I never laid a finger on him, your worship, and I'd like fifteen other offences to be taken into consideration.

Minks, have you unpacked all your suitcases yet? He did say he wanted to see Canada and he, like the rest of us, was obviously infatuated with you.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 7:31 am

spot wrote: That is, I suppose, technically accurate but probably an actionable libel in a court of law. I never laid a finger on him, your worship, and I'd like fifteen other offences to be taken into consideration.

Minks, have you unpacked all your suitcases yet? He did say he wanted to see Canada and he, like the rest of us, was obviously infatuated with you.

We was NOT!!!

No I did not kidnap him, only thing in my suitcase was dirty laundry......

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:39 am

minks wrote: We was NOT!!!

No I did not kidnap him, only thing in my suitcase was dirty laundry......

...

...did you lift it out or did it 'walk' ??

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:43 am

Bez wrote:

...

...did you lift it out or did it 'walk' ??

hehehe I lifted it out, it wasn't at walking stage yet hehehehehe

Good thing I packed souvineres in my carry on eh hehehehe

Post by **spot** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:49 am

minks wrote: Good thing I packed souvineres in my carry on eh heheheheIf it included such quintessentially English gifts as a whole Stilton then yes. I speak with the voice of experience, having returned from Normandy with an equivalent gift in my youth.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:09 am

spot wrote: If it included such quintessentially English gifts as a whole Stilton then yes. I speak with the voice of experience, having returned from Normandy with an equivalent gift in my youth.

STILTON are you crazy man you have to triple wrap that and never ever include it with ....anything else ahahahahaha Perhaps next time mail it ahead on it's own ahahahaha

Naw I brought back NO Food.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:25 am

*still looking for Chris*

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:45 am

chonsigirl wrote: *still looking for Chris*

Maybe Raven can contact him...I'm sure he's OK though...

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:53 am

Bez wrote: Maybe Raven can contact him...I'm sure he's OK though...

I agree with that

Ohhhh Raven, can you put in a missing persons call on Chris. Thank you kindly

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:01 am

Just sent him a text. We'll see if he answers. If not, I can ring his home#. C'mon....dont want to embarrass him! Or do we??:sneaky:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:23 am

Raven wrote: Just sent him a text. We'll see if he answers. If not, I can ring his home#. C'mon....dont want to embarrass him! Or do we??:sneaky:
momma would flip ahahahahaha text was a grand idea good work

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:37 am

Maybe we shouldnt have taken him on the jack the ripper tour?:-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:48 am

Raven wrote: Maybe we shouldnt have taken him on the jack the ripper tour?:-3

oh yes he did try and slice of Voodoos head we have picture proof.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:17 pm

A text is good enough, he is probably very busy once he got home. His mom has him out back putting that axe to work, chopping wood!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:20 pm

chonsigirl wrote: A text is good enough, he is probably very busy once he got home. His mom has him out back putting that axe to work, chopping wood!

Oh I think you are right there CG

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:23 pm

Yeah, and Chris can put all that young strength into something useful.....hey, typing on a keyboard is useful too!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:34 pm

Raven wrote: Just sent him a text. We'll see if he answers. If not, I can ring his home#. C'mon....dont want to embarrass him! Or do we??:sneaky:
Give the message a bit of time, and if he doesn't reply, ring him up, Raven. I'm sure he'd be more touched than embarrassed that we are wondering about him!

Post by **spot** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:52 pm

BabyRider wrote: Give the message a bit of time, and if he doesn't reply, ring him up, Raven. I'm sure he'd be more touched than embarrassed that we are wondering about him!I think he spent his entire time in London split between "who are these lunatics" and "I like this". But I do hope he shows up soon, I'd not like to think we'd got him rattled.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:57 pm

spot wrote: I think he spent his entire time in London split between "who are these lunatics" and "I like this". But I do hope he shows up soon, I'd not like to think we'd got him rattled.
Is there a possibility that you guys did? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ALL DO TO CHRIS??!?!?!

:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:12 pm

BabyRider wrote: Is there a possibility that you guys did? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ALL DO TO CHRIS??!?!?!

:yh_rotflWe chased him out of the homes of his childhood; we chased him out of his regular meal-times; we altered his shape so he'll never get it back; and we played Old Scratch with his legs.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:13 pm

spot wrote: We chased him out of the homes of his childhood; we chased him out of his regular meal-times; we altered his shape so he'll never get it back; and we played Old Scratch with his legs.
I knew it. I just KNEW it!! Geeze, you guys are brutal!! :yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:51 pm

BabyRider wrote: I knew it. I just KNEW it!! Geeze, you guys are brutal!! :yh_rotfl

Sowwy we liked him so much we ate him up....

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:04 am

:wah: Hahaha OMG you guys are a hoot, but thank you all so much for your concern, I really appreciate it!!

Just to let you all know I'm fine, I have just been busy with things at home, and for the first time in a while the whole family has been at home all day, over the last week, so I have been spending some good quality time with them, along with the usual odds and sods that I usually help out with, and the odd birthday mixed in between. But no fear I am back, and ready to rampage you all once again hehehe.

Thanks once again for all your concern!! :-4

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:15 am

Ah thanks Koo, I missed talking to you all as well!! :yh_hugs

Right so what have I missed, come on I want all the juicy details please!! :p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:30 am

koochikoo wrote: Hmmm, I really wouldn't know where to start! :wah: I guess you'll have to take a few hours (or days) and catch up on all the posts! How do you summarise all the juicy goss in FG? :rolleyes:

Hahaha that's a good question, what with all the stories and gossip that goes on here daily, it's more like watching one of those tv soap opera's!

But yep it's going to take me a LONGGGGG time to read through the majority of new posts, I think I saw a total of around 9,000 when I view the home page, so boy am I going to be busy! :wah:

So how are things with you, been up to anything interesting??

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:58 am

koochikoo wrote: Things are good. How about you? I haven't been up to anything at all, much less anything of interest. :wah: I'm just passing some time at the mo' till I have to get ready for work. I have the graveyard shift this week. Yay.

9000 posts? You will be here for a while!

There's quite a few more newbies now too, you may have noticed. The word's beginning to spread, huh?

OOHH! I just finished typing that last word and I found a SPIDER crawling up my arm!!! EEEEEEKKKKKK!! Get it oofffff!

*frantically shedding clothing*

I have a major case of heebie jeebies now! Back in a minute, I have to go shake everything....

I'm fine thanks, as I said just been spending some time with the family, along with the usual household jobs and what-not. Not anything too exciting really, same as yourself. Yep I had noticed quite a few new people joining up, and a lot of them have become supporting members, which is usually a good positive sign that they are going to stay, which is great news.

Ooooh a spider, nasty, can't stand those either!! We live on an huge ant nest, and we have been having some lovely weather lately, and of course that means the ants all want to come out and play, which is a real pain. They are crawling along everything, and for something so small, they are so annoying!!

Oh and I'm sure that certain other people would make comment about you shredding your clothes off, but I'm too sweet and innocent to do something like that!! :wah: :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:32 am

Hi Chris!:)

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:34 am

Hehehe morning Snooze, Chonsi, it's good to see you both again, I hope you both are keeping well!! It really is nice to be back, I never thought that little old me would be missed, but I was wrong, just goes to show how many great friends I have made on here!! :-4 :-6

Post by **spot** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:13 am

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: Hahaha OMG you guys are a hoot, but thank you all so much for your concern, I really appreciate it!!

Chris you slug, you do realize it's two weeks since we saw you? And then I go and make coffee, come back and find forty new posts from you? You should enter speed-typing contests.

Welcome back. Meet the new guy Shelley. Shelley, this is Chris. There, introductions over...

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:19 am

spot wrote: Chris you slug, you do realize it's two weeks since we saw you? And then I go and make coffee, come back and find forty new posts from you? You should enter speed-typing contests.

Welcome back. Meet the new guy Shelley. Shelley, this is Chris. There, introductions over...

:wah: Hahaha hello Spot, good to see you, thanks for the welcome back. Well I have always had the approach in here, of not always coming on all the time, but when I do, I do tend to end up posting usually 100 or so posts on the day I come back, because there is usually just so much to catch up on. And you know I have always typed fairly fast, so perhaps I should enter one of those contests hehehe.

Good to see that we still have new members joining all the time, it's nice to see that we are always expanding our masses!!