Time for an adventure

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:37 am

Yo-ho-ho! I'm a little pirate girl, and I'm hitting the Seven Seas for a trip full of adventure. Anyone want to come along?

*carrying big heavy sack*

Oh, I forgot to tell you. That's Uncle Kram in this sack. He's coming with me whether he wants to or not!

Yo-ho-ho!

*getting on my swift pirate ship, The Jolliest Roger and getting ready to sail*

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jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:04 am

chonsigirl wrote: Yo-ho-ho! I'm a little pirate girl, and I'm hitting the Seven Seas for a trip full of adventure. Anyone want to come along?

*carrying big heavy sack*

Oh, I forgot to tell you. That's Uncle Kram in this sack. He's coming with me whether he wants to or not!

Yo-ho-ho!

*getting on my swift pirate ship, The Jolliest Roger and getting ready to sail*

I can sail. I have placed in several regattas. I also did one little pirate maneuver in the Caribbean. I need to put that one on paper.

I travel light. I prefer to cast off dock lines and set sail when the moon is new, under the cover of darkness.

"lash me to the mast and bring me my sabre." Heavy Englsih accent.

Sir Francis Drake is one my heros.

He was a Knght in the eyes England and a priate (The dreaded Drake) to Spain and others.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:04 am

*the glimmer of Snooze's eyes reflect off of JB's cutlass*

"A hardy crew you two will make! I love the way you say "Argh" JB!"

*big bag starting to wiggle*

"Snooze, can you take this bag of puns down below, and put him in the brig. No peeking now!"

Captain Chonsi saunters away joyfully, glancing out to the sea ahead of them.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:06 am

*pulling out cutlass*

Hmm, beef is on the menu tonight. Come on Arnold, you can join my crew.

If you pass the test................

*waiting for Arnold to sing "Sixteen men on a dead man's chest"*

Otherwise, ye can walk me plank over there....................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:16 am

Captain Chonsi smiles.

*how can you not, Captain Pugwash will make a great First Mate-he's a keeper too!*

"Here's some doubloons for ye, will that make ye change your mind?"

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BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:53 am

I have access to GALLONS of rum, as long as there's room for my bike on this ship....

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:55 am

*ears perk up at the perfect pitch of Argh*

Well, Clancy me boy, I'll take that wager...............

*trying to pull womanly hands away from Clancy-he keeps kissing them!*

"Oh, where was I.............I'll take that wager, no tempest has seen the best of me yet! I've thrown many in me time! And there' plenty of rum stored below, I'm no stingy Cap'n with me crew!"

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:12 pm

*love those rrrrrrrr's!*

Aye, Clancy me man, let's try out the latest batch of brew from below...............

*forgetting where on Earth did Snooze go to with that Unc' Seadog so long?*

These mugs reminded me of an old mate from Pugwash..................

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:33 pm

Hmm, Snooze and barnacles..................

*eyes gleaming at Clancy*

"Whom shall we shangai, my dear man? My want ad in Pirate Press brought no takers!*

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Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:49 pm

Ahoy Land lubbers - good fortune has shone on this fair cabin boy this day. A day which has seen me in the sack with Cap'n Chonsi & having my barnacles inspected at nought paces by the Cali Maiden. Luckily fer all parties concerned, 'twas not a cold day. Nice rrrrrrrrr's she had too

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:52 pm

ahoy there, my pirate talk is limited to Captain Feathersword and the Wiggles. So if you'll take this novice to sea, I'm willing to swab the decks and watch over the rum.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:58 pm

Sheryl wrote: ahoy there, my pirate talk is limited to Captain Feathersword and the Wiggles. So if you'll take this novice to sea, I'm willing to swab the dicks and watch over the rum.

Surely that would be a mistake there wench. Did ye not mean to be saying swap?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:00 pm

:wah: "Argh, no spelling rules on this voyage! Welcome aboard Sheryl the Swabber, and who let ye loose, Uncle Seadog?"

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:01 pm

The Jolliest Roger

Did someone mention my name?:D

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:10 pm

Cap'n Chonsi blushes. She thought OM had forgotten that she named her boat for him. Ah, but that story was told in Volume 1................

"Welcome aboard my dear................"

*for those of you wanting a good pirate name, take this quiz!*

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:22 pm

My pirate name is:

Captain Roger Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:38 pm

*eyeing Cap'n Roger*

Well, you might be good to have in charge, of me kitchen! We needs some good grub on board this ship.

*don't you love a man handy in the kitchen?*

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:16 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *eyeing Cap'n Roger*

Well, you might be good to have in charge, of me kitchen! We needs some good grub on board this ship.

*don't you love a man handy in the kitchen?*

*Stands feet apart, one hand on cutlass helm, t'other on on hip, patch over right eye*

Aye, an' we needs a cook in here real sharp. Get a shift on ye lubbers.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:25 pm

*sigh, what a commanding voice, knows how to move lubbers around!*

"You sure be good in the kitchen, Cap'n Roger! Such hearty fare!"

Now, fair to middling might be the proper term, but hey!

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OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:41 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *sigh, what a commanding voice, knows how to move lubbers around!*

"You sure be good in the kitchen, Cap'n Roger! Such hearty fare!"

Now, fair to middling might be the proper term, but hey!

Hohoho. Very good. Now I needs me rum to wash it down with. Fetch the Woods Navy rum we saved last week and take care to join me, Chonsi, har har.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 2:46 pm

*fetching the Woods Navy rum from under her chest of drawers*

"Here ye be, Cap'n Roger! I always stash the good stuff in a safe place!"

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OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:04 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *fetching the Woods Navy rum from under her chest of drawers*

"Here ye be, Cap'n Roger! I always stash the good stuff in a safe place!"

Ye make a good first mate, Chonsi. Join me in a shindig thar.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:11 pm

*rustling cutlass*

"That be Cap'n Chonsi, Cap'n Roger!"

*sniff*

"And here we be fighting again..................over such mundane things as ships and sealing wax.....uh, that was a'nutter story. Afore we fight over who be Cap'n, I forget my manners to send some grub down below to that scurvy Uncle Seadog."

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minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:18 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *rustling cutlass*

"That be Cap'n Chonsi, Cap'n Roger!"

*sniff*

"And here we be fighting again..................over such mundane things as ships and sealing wax.....uh, that was a'nutter story. Afore we fight over who be Cap'n, I forget my manners to send some grub down below to that scurvy Uncle Seadog."

*running across the deck in a flap*Cap'n, Cap'n 'ave you seen me dog, *stops suddenly* Ohhh ehhhhhhhh *nudges Captain Chonsi* will ya look at the fair new muscular recruits.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:19 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *rustling cutlass*

"That be Cap'n Chonsi, Cap'n Roger!"

*sniff*

"And here we be fighting again..................over such mundane things as ships and sealing wax.....uh, that was a'nutter story. Afore we fight over who be Cap'n, I forget my manners to send some grub down below to that scurvy Uncle Seadog."

'Ere, stand back thar, me first mate. A shindig be a jig, not a sword fight. Har har, but ye're a one.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:20 pm

minks wrote: *running across the deck in a flap*Cap'n, Cap'n 'ave you seen me dog, *stops suddenly* Ohhh ehhhhhhhh *nudges Captain Chonsi* will ya look at the fair new muscular recruits.
*eyes open up*

"Ah ha, better then the pool boy!"

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OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:23 pm

Shoulda' known better than to get a mixed gender crew.

Hhas it's good points though.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:24 pm

OpenMind wrote: Shoulda' known better than to get a mixed gender crew.

Hhas it's good points though.

Oiy fer a mere scullery maid (did I spell that right) I do like thee hired help.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:27 pm

"Ha-ha, Cap'n Roger, we likes your cute poop deck too!":yh_smiley

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:31 pm

chonsigirl wrote: "Ha-ha, Cap'n Roger, we likes your cute poop deck too!":yh_smiley

:yh_ttth

Oiy he has a wanderin' eye that man

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:33 pm

minks wrote: :yh_ttth

Oiy he has a wanderin' eye that man

I needs a wanderin' eye to keep watch o'er you load o' scallywags.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:34 pm

"Argh, what a pirate he be! Maybe us pirate wimmin must show him we be wise to such things..........."

"Where's me eight ball!"

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OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:41 pm

chonsigirl wrote: "Argh, what a pirate he be! Maybe us pirate wimmin must show him we be wise to such things..........."

"Where's me eight ball!"

Arrrgh. So ye've got eight and I've only got two. Thar's no winnin' wiv wimmin.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:46 pm

*hiding crooked dice behind her back*

"Psst, he might be wise to me...................":)

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:53 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: *Snooze comes running out onto deck, her skirts lifted daintily to preserve modesty and decorum.*

"Captain Chonsi!" she cries pathetically, then stops dead at the sight of the other Captain... "A man on board! Oh my!" *then lifts the back of her hand to her forehead and faints gracefully into Captain "Eightballs" Roger Rackham's strong and virile arms.*

:rolleyes:

Arr, well. Looks likie oi'll have ta loos'n the neck tie a little piece.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:02 pm

Ughhh Capt'n Chronsi, you think I should toss the bucket of mop water on lady Snooze.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:17 pm

Spelling don't matter 'nuttin on the high seas!

"Sheryl is a worthy Swabber, she can throw her bucket of water on Seaperson Snooze!"

*see how PC the 7 seas are nowdays!*

Well, wait awhile, I think she like it there in Cap'n Roger's arms...................

*pouring some rum into her mug*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:24 pm

*passing a mug of rum to Snooze*

"Maybe they will respect you when you get them swabbing the ship in the morning! Run up our skull and cross bones, Snooze!"

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:29 pm

Well, Uncle Seadog is in the brig. You put him there after I kidnapped him.

Cap'n Pugwash, aka Arnold is stomping around on the other side of the boat.

Cap'n Roger just finally loosened his grip on you.

And Clancy is here too.

And that cute guy is up in the mast.

Now who would be really bad to bring on board, the most innocent one of all?

Where is Chris when you need him!

*sniff*