It was pitch black in my bedroom last night when I went to bed. David had turned off all the lights on me. So in the dark I changed into my pj's and felt my way to bed. I pulled back the covers and went to crawl in. One foot goes in just fine, and I start to lay down bringing my second foot into bed. As I go to stretch my second foot out, it hits something very cold, squishy and wet. First thing running through my mind, what animal has had an accident in my bed. So I nudge David and tell him to turn on the light. The switch is right above his head. He give's me a disgruntled why. I say well I just suck my foot in something nasty and it's in our bed. So he turns on the light and I pulled back the covers to reveal.....
a half a squished bananna at my feet.
:rolleyes:
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I once put my foot into my boot without even thinking to look inside first (why would i) i put my foot in and (like you) a cold wet squishy yuk was squashed between my toe's, i looked inside the boot and squished between my toe's was a big fat cold mushed up slug ............................i always look now ..just incase.

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Sheryl wrote: It was pitch black in my bedroom last night when I went to bed. David had turned off all the lights on me. So in the dark I changed into my pj's and felt my way to bed. I pulled back the covers and went to crawl in. One foot goes in just fine, and I start to lay down bringing my second foot into bed. As I go to stretch my second foot out, it hits something very cold, squishy and wet. First thing running through my mind, what animal has had an accident in my bed. So I nudge David and tell him to turn on the light. The switch is right above his head. He give's me a disgruntled why. I say well I just suck my foot in something nasty and it's in our bed. So he turns on the light and I pulled back the covers to reveal.....
a half a squished bananna at my feet.
:rolleyes:
Kids???
ahahahaha that is gross......
a half a squished bananna at my feet.
:rolleyes:
Kids???
ahahahaha that is gross......
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I once put my foot into my boot without even thinking to look inside first (why would i) i put my foot in and (like you) a cold wet squishy yuk was squashed between my toe's, i looked inside the boot and squished between my toe's was a big fat cold mushed up slug ............................i always look now ..just incase.
Ewww so glad mine wasn't a slug, I would have gagged. :wah:
yea Minks I think the culprit's Ayden, she was the only one who was eating banannas yesterday. :rolleyes:

Ewww so glad mine wasn't a slug, I would have gagged. :wah:
yea Minks I think the culprit's Ayden, she was the only one who was eating banannas yesterday. :rolleyes:
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Sheryl wrote: Ewww so glad mine wasn't a slug, I would have gagged. :wah:
yea Minks I think the culprit's Ayden, she was the only one who was eating banannas yesterday. :rolleyes:
hehehe what a kid, it really is funny. sorry for laughing
yea Minks I think the culprit's Ayden, she was the only one who was eating banannas yesterday. :rolleyes:
hehehe what a kid, it really is funny. sorry for laughing
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sounds like a place a kid would leave a banana :wah:
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ice maiden wrote: sounds like a place a kid would leave a banana :wah:
......or the video.
......or the video.

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good point kids are great at hiding things:wah: