This could get a bit raunchy...try to control yourselves...

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:46 pm

I was thinking....tonight I have a very large party to bartend. There is a Hooters across the street from my bar, and whenever one of the girls has a birthday, they come celebrate at my bar. Also, tonight is the monthly bikini contest, so we will have a PACKED house. That's what got me to wondering: What would a male version of Hooters be called???? Where all the waiters are guys????

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:59 pm

How 'bout this place??

BIG PECKERS

Nested on the Corner of Ocean Highway & 73rd Street

Ocean City, MD 21842

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:59 pm

BabyRider wrote: I was thinking....tonight I have a very large party to bartend. There is a Hooters across the street from my bar, and whenever one of the girls has a birthday, they come celebrate at my bar. Also, tonight is the monthly bikini contest, so we will have a PACKED house. That's what got me to wondering: What would a male version of Hooters be called???? Where all the waiters are guys????

Heaven??

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:15 pm

minks wrote: Heaven??
Oh, damn, I laughed right out loud at that one minksie!!! :yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:24 pm

Pinky wrote:

Lol Minks!

What about `Members Only`?!

Why? Hooters isn't members only.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:24 pm

Baskets.

:o

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:26 pm

OpenMind wrote: Why? Hooters isn't members only.
I do believe that Pinky is referring to the male "member." Yes, Pinky??

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:29 pm

BabyRider wrote: I do believe that Pinky is referring to the male "member." Yes, Pinky??

I'll just shut up and let you girls carry on.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:31 pm

OpenMind wrote: I'll just shut up and let you girls carry on.

good idea OM, you are outnumbered

OK how about

"Packages"

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:37 pm

minks wrote: good idea OM, you are outnumbered

OK how about

"Packages"

That's why I like coming, er, getting on the girls' threads, 'cos I'm outnumbered.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:37 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh OPen!!!! How could you not get that?!:yh_doh
Actually, I'm a bit relieved he didn't get it!! :yh_wink

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:38 pm

OpenMind wrote: That's why I like coming, er, getting on the girls' threads, 'cos I'm outnumbered.
Pervert. :yh_bigsmi

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:42 pm

Units.

:-4

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:43 pm

BabyRider wrote: Pervert. :yh_bigsmi

Thanks, BR. I shall wear this badge with pride.:wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:45 pm

Where will this place be, BR? If it was the UK....

Dangly Bits.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:56 pm

Snuffalapagus

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:13 pm

sunny104 wrote: How 'bout this place??

BIG PECKERS

Nested on the Corner of Ocean Highway & 73rd Street

Ocean City, MD 21842

Bubba's Big Deck

On the Guadalupe River

Gruene, Texas

How about Honkers?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:54 am

Well BR? How'd it go? Great tip night? Any fights?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:28 am

I was pondering this thread last evening (for lack of anything better to do) and thought of the one candy from Willy Wonka...Everlasting Gobstoppers. Not sure about Depp's Wonka, but In the Gene Wilder version of the movie, Wonka says "They are great, you can suck 'em forever"

Just my thought of the day

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:26 am

Everlasting Gobstoppers :wah: yes this is the one :wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:09 am

Peg wrote: Well BR? How'd it go? Great tip night? Any fights?
Actually, it wasn't what we expected. The bikini contest did not get a huge turn-out, and being over-staffed we had too many girls and not enough customers. I got cut at midnight as did a waitress. That's how it always goes, though. If you're under-staffed, you get slammed, if you're prepared, then you don't have enough customers to go around. But I was alone for the first 3 hours, so I made some money. Not what I'd hoped, but I'm working all weekend, so no great loss.

Only one fight that my 81 year old boss broke up herself. Gads, but that woman is still tough as nails. Quite an impressive lady. I tried to back her up and she looked over at me and said, "Don't you have customers to deal with?" She's the coolest.