Chuck's Chuckles.

[gordonartist]

A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood." The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here!"

A hermit was picked up for speeding. The charge: recluse driving.

"In theory, there should be no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is." Yogi Berra

Never argue with a fool, a bystander can't tell you apart. (S. Clemens, A.K.A. Mark Twain)

When in doubt hit the throttle. It may not help but it sure ends the suspense. (Gaz, r.moto)

You can profit from your mistakes, but that does not mean the more mistakes, the more profit.

"Either lose fifty pounds or grow six inches taller."



Early in their marriage, a man did something really stupid. She chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, she mentions what he had done.

"Honey," he finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"

"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten."

[Chuck is an internet friend.]

Take care,

Gordon.