Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:18 pm

Just moved house and your all invited to the house warming....champers and nibbles round the fire!!:yh_party

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:07 pm

For two days now I have been listening to the obnoxious, irritating, nerve grating sounds of Bullet playing the video game "Destroy all Humans!" I am about to submit myself to the looney bin.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:46 am

Aisling wrote: Just moved house and your all invited to the house warming....champers and nibbles round the fire!!:yh_party

:guitarist

Hope you have lots of good luck and happiness in your new house,

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:20 am

Why is Wednesday called hump day??????

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:34 am

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????

That is so not random

ADMIN !!!

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:36 am

Eating carrots make your bum more pink...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:37 am

nihilisticmadman wrote: Eating carrots make your bum more pink...

sing the bum bum song.....go on you can do it

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:43 am

Nomad wrote: sing the bum bum song.....go on you can do it

My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at Me

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on a man

Bum is on a man

It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man

My bum is on a step

Bum is on a step

Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!

(Insane Laughter)

And thats not very fun

If you fall down and hurt your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish, Swedish, Swedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battleship

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum

I'd shoot POO all over the place

POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things

it's fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone

My bum is all alone......

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum...is all alone....

(Loo in the background)

1,2,3,4

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum!

I need the POO off my BUM!!

I've go to get the poopoo off my bum

I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

NO NO NO, no, not the loon!

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!

(Cannon Explodes)

Yea! The cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum coo coo

I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...

(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:52 am

Nomad wrote: That is so not random

ADMIN !!!

shhhh or I'm gonna tattle to Laser :wah:

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:34 am

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????
Wednesday is the middle of the work week so you are "over the hump" then

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:50 pm

Yesterday was my first anniversary at my job.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:04 pm

This is my 180th post here.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:38 pm

Sheryl wrote: Why is Wednesday called hump day??????Don't be a hater. It's the one day we honor our poor hunchbacked brethren. Just try not to stare at it. :-3

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:42 pm

BabyRider wrote: For two days now I have been listening to the obnoxious, irritating, nerve grating sounds of Bullet playing the video game "Destroy all Humans!" I am about to submit myself to the looney bin.

Try Doom III. Since SOMEBODY was an idiot and got it for him last

Christmas!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:46 pm

valerie wrote: Try Doom III. Since SOMEBODY was an idiot and got it for him last

Christmas!

anastrophe plays VIDEO GAMES???? Are you SERIOUS??? C'mon Val, you have to be joking....

My image of him is totally blown.... :yh_rotfl

My son loves that game. Beat it in one sitting. Of course it was an 11 hour sitting, but still....

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Thu May 25, 2006 12:57 am

chocoholic wrote:

:guitarist

Hope you have lots of good luck and happiness in your new house,
Thanks Choco,it is a new beginning and now i can unpack my life which has been "in storage" for a while now!!

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:49 am

When I close my eyes I can not see

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:23 am

*eating ju ju bees*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:49 am

Ha-ha-they good old days! We used to take chips and bean dip to the movies...............

*blowing noises on Good 'N Plenty box*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:29 am

I do like blowing whistles-my teacher whistle is an NBA whistle, 4 chamber-it almost shatters the little ears......................

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu May 25, 2006 7:33 am

nihilisticmadman wrote: When I close my eyes I can not see

If you can't see you'll have to feel and you'll probably have lot's more fun anyway!:sneaky:

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:57 am

nihilisticmadman wrote: When I close my eyes I can not see

A word from Poe about that;

A Dream

by Edgar Allan Poe

In visions of the dark night

I have dreamed of joy departed-

But a waking dream of life and light

Hath left me broken-hearted.

Ah! what is not a dream by day

To him whose eyes are cast

On things around him with a ray

Turned back upon the past?

That holy dream- that holy dream,

While all the world were chiding,

Hath cheered me as a lovely beam

A lonely spirit guiding.

What though that light, thro' storm and night,

So trembled from afar-

What could there be more purely bright

In Truth's day-star?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:18 am

I'm so cheap, I eat a Cheerios knock-off.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:21 am

I used to love Malt-O-Meal!:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:17 am

Man you guys are in trouble when I get some time !

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:25 am

Nomad wrote: Man you guys are in trouble when I get some time !

:yh_nailbi :yh_nailbi :yh_worry Uh Oh..we are in trouble, now.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri May 26, 2006 7:58 am

Some musings from Stephen Wright:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

OK, what is the speed of dark??

When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Monday is an awfull way to spend 1/7th of your life

When I am bored, I drive downtown, get a great parking space, and then sit around counting how many people ask me if I am leaving soon.:driving:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:41 am

Ya know, I kinda like Mondays! The day of the moon, according to the Latins. ... moon.. luna... lunatics... okay, I take your point.

On the subject of random... there's some good roadsigns in Florence. One translates as look out for random trees!! They're referring to the sort of higgledy piggeldy growth into the narrow roads that you might bump into on your vespa, but random trees!!!

My last day in Italy. Gotta go back to London tomorrow... I can take a lot of Tuscan sunshine!!!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:23 pm

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:52 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

:yh_rotfl :yh_youkid

You cheered me up - Thanks!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:55 pm

Are cheap eye surgeons cutting corneas?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:55 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

No silly, it goes tick tock.:rolleyes:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:24 pm

Random weather report of the day. The temperature here hit 92 degrees F. A record for these parts, for this time of year. Tomorrow will be just as hot.

It is only at this time of year I regret, a bit, my decision to get Trixie as a pet. Thier coats are so thick that these hot days are brutal for her. Guess we keep the A/C on for her tomorrow while we are at work.:-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:36 am

A sleeping dog on your lap is pure bliss.

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:12 am

: + ) =

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:15 am

It's a conscious choice to see the glass half-full.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:21 pm

Here's one for Nomad

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:30 pm

nihilisticmadman wrote: : + ) =

: p= :p

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:01 pm

Poutine!

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