At the pearly gates

[gordonartist]

Standing in line for Paradise



When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

Take care,

Gordon.

[gordonartist]

Most of NSW is in drought. The Murray is barely a trickle be the city water is OK as we draw on the aquifers below ground. There is hardly any green on the farms.

We had our hottest summer on record and near the driest. Our Autumn rains have failed to appear. With no rain we are entering winter very dry and when we do get rain it will be too cold to grow much.

Take care.

Gordon.