Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:15 pm

ahhhh, Friday evening at 5:15 p.m.

cocktail hour will begin soon:)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:19 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Here's one for Nomad

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
Conclusion

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

Well, I'm glad we got that squared away. :yh_glasse

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:38 am

I'M Spartacus !

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:41 am

abbey wrote: : p= :p

: + D =

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:47 am

Oh, those chocolates look yummy!:)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:30 am

Uncle Kram wrote: I'M Spartacus !They make a salve for that.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:59 pm

Clancy wrote: I read an article about a bloke whose particular fetish was having a bin-liner (trash-bag) over his head with a budgie flying about inside.

.......amazing what you find online, innit'

Ive never really considered this a fetish myself.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:01 pm

chika boom chika boom chika boom boom

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:18 pm

*sigh* I can take a hint

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:10 am

I've got a painful eye infection. My right eye (ie: the one on the left when you look at me) is very swollen and puffed up. Earlier I kept turning my head and looking in the mirror doing Rocky before and after poses.

Well....you know what they say about simple things.

Yeah.......very pleasing to Jim Kerr & Co.

Puff Krammy xxx

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:28 am

That doesnt sound good unc, Ive never had that but you should see the doc. If you can see him that is.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:19 am

Nomad wrote: That doesnt sound good unc, Ive never had that but you should see the doc. If you can see him that is.

Well I've heard he's in town tomorrow so I'll keep an eye open for him

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:26 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Well I've heard he's in town tomorrow so I'll keep an eye open for him

Dont bat an eye just get in there unc

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:33 am

Nomad and Uncle Kram, I'm so glad you're seeing eye to eye on this one:rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:33 am

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:08 am

nihilisticmadman wrote: : + D =

; ) =;)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:16 am

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:47 am

I got a little to much sun yesterday, my shoulders are red as lobsters this morning. :-2

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:13 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: I could give you a swift left uppercut to the lower ribs on the right side. It'll hurt but you wont lean to one side so much

:D

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:19 am

Nomad wrote: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

You see this is why you're a genius Nomad :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:22 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:

The last time I slipped my disc, it was due to sneezing. My Physiotherapist told me it's a very common occurence

Anyway....bless you Snooze

911 · Post by **911** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:24 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:

Sounds to me like you need to quit sneezing. Try going cold turkey. It's better than patches

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:27 am

Work on a sunday BLOWS

911 · Post by **911** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:27 am

Sheryl wrote: I got a little to much sun yesterday, my shoulders are red as lobsters this morning. :-2

Try putting some Noxzema cold cream on it. It'll take the burn out if you can stand to rub it on. They do still make that, don't they? If they don't, don't tell me, it'll make me feel old.

:yh_sigh

911 · Post by **911** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:29 am

devist8me wrote: Work on a sunday BLOWS

Obviously, you're doing about as much work as I am. Worse than working on Sunday is working on a holiday, which is tomorrow and I have to work.

:-5

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:04 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Sounds like we all have some physical ailment today... I must've sneezed wrong, and now my ribs on the left hurt like a mofo. Second time that's happened this year. :rolleyes:I guess I'll have to stop the campaign to change your name to SneezeControl. :yh_sigh

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:19 am

Sundays rule!

Tomorrow is school...................

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:21 am

hotsauce wrote: Nothing will take the cool out of you quicker than answering your home phone like you answer your office phone.

I have done this several times... :-5

My friends always see the funny side of it!!!

shelleybelle73

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:49 am

shelleybelle73 wrote: I have done this several times... :-5

My friends always see the funny side of it!!!

shelleybelle73

That's what you think Shelley

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:28 am

Uncle Kram wrote: That's what you think Shelley

shut it you.... :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:55 am

shelleybelle73 wrote: shut it you.... :wah:

Was that in your Office voice? :-3

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:00 pm

I hate working on Sundays.

It's supposed to be a nice, lazy day.

This is what happens when you work with/for your husband!:sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:04 pm

cherandbuster wrote: I hate working on Sundays.

It's supposed to be a nice, lazy day.

This is what happens when you work with/for your husband!:sneaky:

I'd hate to work for my husband

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:13 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: I'd hate to work for my husband

Uncle Kram, you don't want people to start spreading rumors about you . . .

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:18 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram, you don't want people to start spreading rumors about you . . .

That's what you think

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:21 pm

Well, did you hear the one about Uncle Kram and the 3 headed dragon?

I didn't believe it either!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:25 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Well, did you hear the one about Uncle Kram and the 3 headed dragon?

I didn't believe it either!

The cheque's in the post Chonsi............:yh_sweat

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:35 pm

A friend of mine once told me he would be seeing 2 girls in a hotel on the night. He reckoned they were definately up for a "Chaise Longe"

Mind you, this was coming from a guy who when refreshed by a cool glass of water declares " Man, I love a glass of CO2"

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:56 pm

I heard Unc's husband is a hyena. :-3

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:14 pm

O. K. guys, somebody has to give me a *quick* update on the couples on this site.

Is Uncle Kram married to Snooze Control?

Baby Rider is now married to Bullet?

Is anyone else here married to another member?

Is anyone else here fooling around with another member?!

Oh ain't love grand?:-4