Things that make you go hmmm......

[kitten]

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt

it was split right up the front

..but she didn't wear that one very often :wah:

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread :yh_rotfl

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon

10,000 volts went up it's a***

and turned it's wool to nylon :yh_rotfl

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor dog a bone

When she bent over

Rover took over

And gave her a bone of his own :wah:

nice one helefra! these are very funny!!

[ice maiden]

:wah: love them, better then the real ones :wah:

[chrisb84uk]

:wah: Brilliant very funny!!