Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:39 pm

:wah: Oh, that never vacuums up!

Once we got to write whatever we wanted on the kitchen walls, my mother was going to hang up wallpaper.

20 years later she made us all come over to the house, when she took the paper down, to see our handiwork!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:06 pm

I'm gonna cry later when I try to comb my hair out. :-3

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:12 pm

shhhhhh, :wah:

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:42 pm

just consumed enormous amounts of mum's sunday roast and a glass of champers......or two....now ready to go to a quiet spot, lay down and digest....picture python with huge bulge...not pretty, but see you next month!!!:yh_pig

David J. · Post by **David J.** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:07 pm

:guitarist

It is Father's Day all day today!:-4

So let me wish all you Mom's a Happy Mother's Day!;)

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Rachel78 · Post by **Rachel78** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:20 pm

:driving: <--- I feel like going for a drive... but it's midnight and in this particular part of town it's not the smartest or safest choice, some would say... which is kind of crap because I should be able to leave my house whenever I so choose and not be "asking" for something bad to happen to me... what's up with that? Don't you feel that if you want a smoke, a run, a donut, whatever you should be able to do it at 5 a.m., 3 p.m., or 2 in the morning if you so choose? Apparantly we don't have many choices like that because women (though I'm sure plenty of men get attacked) are always getting harmed and sometimes blamed for their clothing, their flirting, their kindness, or the fact that they went out somewhere alone. Things that I've wanted to go do, my husband will flat out refuse because he's afraid of what might happen to me... I mean that it's within reason, it's not like he's paranoid to the point where I can't walk to the mailbox, the laundry mat, or to throw the trash (we live in a ghetto apartment complex)... but if I've wanted to go for a drive or to the store and it's passed a certain hour, he'll pretty much refuse... then our complex even posted notes on our doors telling us the crime rate had risen in our area and that we should try not to go out into the night... but if we do, to do so with care because of carjackings and purse snatching and other attacks... it's freaken ridiculous...

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:15 am

I'm with ya, Rachel. I've lived in some pretty poor areas, and never felt the need to imprison myself because of the danger. It's a good subject for a new thread, dontcha tink? It should get lots of action.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:19 am

La-de-dah, no 7th graders today!

Last college class tonight!

Then summer can be official for me!:-6

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:14 am

Rachel78 wrote: :driving:
Get yourself some mace. Or pepper spray. I carried a tazer for a while when I had a certain psycho ex stalking me. There are ways to protect yourself, and no, you should NOT feel like you can't leave your house whenever you damn well please.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:37 am

It is hot today! Summer must be here in full force!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:48 pm

:wah: Critters are smart. Why does the little chipmunk in the wnitertime eat only my tulip bulbs, and never touch the daffodils and hyacinths?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:15 pm

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: Critters are smart. Why does the little chipmunk in the wnitertime eat only my tulip bulbs, and never touch the daffodils and hyacinths?
Because they like to chew lip. If the cinths were a little lower....who knows?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:58 pm

Pinky wrote: All my exes tend to scared of me...they know what I'm like!

I don't wear heels for nothing ya know. None of them want to end up with the nickname of 'polystyrene balls'.
Oh, geeze, will you STOP already???? You sound exactly like me!! Pretty soon people are going to think you're my sock puppet...or I'm yours. We think WAAAAAAAAY too much alike. :yh_bigsmi

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:44 pm

I'm mopping up the water from air conditioning unit, it worked hard today in the heat.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:08 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: My cat crapped on the carpeting again today.:-5
Am I the only one who gets the urge to take a dump in kitties bed when they do that???

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:46 am

BabyRider wrote: Am I the only one who gets the urge to take a dump in kitties bed when they do that???I'm glad you don't have impulse resistance issues. :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:01 am

GUFFAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And me heart's still aflutter, Accountable, on account of your butter - before we all got consigned to the outer darkness of the Tar Pit last night.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:32 am

AussiePam wrote: GUFFAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And me heart's still aflutter, Accountable, on account of your butter - before we all got consigned to the outer darkness of the Tar Pit last night.
I musta missed something. What'd I miss?? :-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:37 am

It's very hard to know what you missed, Accountable. I'd been chatting to Theia in the Hey Paul thread or whatever. Then you came in saying something about spreading sweetness and light like butter. Rapunzel came in and suggested I write a limerick. I got all inspired and was well on the way to producing a masterpiece of subtlety and wit .... :wah: ... when BANG, either FG shut up shop or my computer shut up shop. Either way, I went to bed. Next morning, lo and behold the whole thread had been consigned by Management to the Tar Pit, being officially deemed of no value. I went into an immediate decline and have been flouncing about banging doors ever since - when I rememer. Actually I seem to have recovered.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:41 am

AussiePam wrote: It's very hard to know what you missed, Accountable. I'd been chatting to Theia in the Hey Paul thread or whatever. Then you came in saying something about spreading sweetness and light like butter. Rapunzel came in and suggested I write a limerick. I got all inspired and was well on the way to producing a masterpiece of subtlety and wit .... :wah: ... when BANG, either FG shut up shop or my computer shut up shop. Either way, I went to bed. Next morning, lo and behold the whole thread had been consigned by Management to the Tar Pit, being officially deemed of no value. I went into an immediate decline and have been flouncing about banging doors ever since - when I rememer. Actually I seem to have recovered.
I did catch the end of all that. Didn't you delete the limerick?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:44 am

I never posted that brilliant gem of high poesie. That'll learn them!! Posterior shall be deprived forever of the fruits (lemons?) of my genius...

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:45 am

We need another limerick thread!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:58 am

chonsigirl wrote: We need another limerick thread!
I saw limerick as "Lime Rick"

I hear it all the time "Rick,

You're not still in your prime, Rick.

You need to settle down."

"Stop lifting heavy things, Rick.

You see I'm not laughing, Rick.

Your back is not a spring. Pick

Some one to help you, clown!"

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:00 am

AussiePam wrote: I never posted that brilliant gem of high poesie. That'll learn them!! Posterior shall be deprived forever of the fruits (lemons?) of my genius...Well then, it's our loss.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:16 am

Lemon mania crzae

Just part of a phase

Through threads like a maze

Nomad's back, it pays!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:50 am

Argh, I'm finishing grading my take-home finals. They had a week to do it, a textbook and all my lecture notes! How can they get any grade below a C?

Don't they open the book up?

:-5

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:23 am

chonsigirl wrote: Argh, I'm finishing grading my take-home finals. They had a week to do it, a textbook and all my lecture notes! How can they get any grade below a C?

Don't they open the book up?

:-5
Only the truly gifted can figure out a way.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:07 am

Wondering if the wind is ever gonna quit blowing. :-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:33 am

No, that wind will just go somewhere else to blow..............

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:55 am

chonsigirl wrote: No, that wind will just go somewhere else to blow..............

We sure could've used it here on Sunday!!! WOW, was it hot here!!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:56 am

Wasn't it, Observer! Up in the 90s with humidity! It is better today.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:52 pm

chonsigirl wrote: We need another limerick thread!

Or someone could B*U*M*P* the old thread? :sneaky: It would be fun to reread!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:07 pm

Bad Girl !!!!

:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:29 pm

Lovely weather here, and no rai today!:-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:43 pm

All in all, you guys are the cats meow.

Rachel78 · Post by **Rachel78** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:58 am

News flash, people... Texas is freaken hot!!!! Incase you didn't know... well, my "almost" week with my parents ends today... in less than 12 hours, I'll be on the road back to Dallas... *sigh*... then my b-day meets me on Sunday... after 18, birthdays aren't that exciting to me, except the money always makes me smile...

my toddler nephew has been sick since Friday when we brought him down and he just turned Exorcist on me a minute ago... I'll save the details for myself... lets just say Linda Blair would have been proud! :-3 Now to travel back with him for 10 hours during the middle of the day... that sounds exciting, eh? Note to self... don't have kids... nah, I'm just kidding... but after sitting a 12 yr. old, 5 yr. old, and 2 yr. old... it may be a long while before I get the urge to have one of my own... I'm off, peeps... :yh_peace

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:56 am

I love summer mornings, where you can take your time getting ready and not have to rush off to work.

:-6

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:12 am

chonsigirl wrote: I love summer mornings, where you can take your time getting ready and not have to rush off to work.

:-6I love having to get up early and rush off to work. I'll tire of it soon enough, though.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:18 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Bad dreams last night.

Me too. Dreamt that a rabbit was trying to claim my prize in a raffle