tell us someting about you that we dont already know yet.

Rachel78 · Post by **Rachel78** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:42 pm

When I was younger, I wanted to grow up and look exactly like Jamie Gertz from The Lost Boys... apparantly, that wasn't in the cards for me...

:yh_hugs to all the people who aren't afraid of me on here...

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:47 am

mominiowa wrote: I would do my oncologists nurse if I was allowed

...(yes -he is a male and HE has seen me NAKED!--OK but just at the hospital:rolleyes: ) --I just never asked him to get naked:wah: ...LOL
Hmmm ....

Next time he tells you to disrobe, say "You first."

The old "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" works sometimes.

The straightforward approach: Y'know, you've seen me naked and I think it's time you returned the favor.

Or slightly more subtle: Can I borrow your shirt .... and your boxers?

Hell, ya never know, Mom!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:49 am

Rachel78 wrote: When I was younger, I wanted to grow up and look exactly like Jamie Gertz from The Lost Boys... apparantly, that wasn't in the cards for me...

:yh_hugs to all the people who aren't afraid of me on here...
I've always had a crush on Jamie

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:39 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I lost my virginity at 20.

And I was 22!

I was dying to see what all the talk was about!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:42 pm

cherandbuster wrote: And I was 22!

I was dying to see what all the talk was about!
I took a guys virginity when he was 24!!! 24!!!!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:43 pm

BabyRider wrote: I took a guys virginity when he was 24!!! 24!!!!!!

Wow! Did he know what he was doing or did you have to show him?

Hmmmm . . . I think I'd like to be the teacher sometime . . .:sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:22 pm

I once asked Snooze if she was a virgin and she said "Not yet" :-3

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:27 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Wow! Did he know what he was doing or did you have to show him?

Hmmmm . . . I think I'd like to be the teacher sometime . . .:sneaky:
He had no clue what he was doing, and it was GREAT fun teaching him the ropes!! He balked a little when I did bring out the ropes, but he was game!! :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:30 pm

Oooooh BR, nothing like getting down 'n dirty:sneaky:

Was he invited back for a repeat performance?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:34 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Oooooh BR, nothing like getting down 'n dirty:sneaky:

Was he invited back for a repeat performance?
Actually, I'd call it him begging to come back for more lessons. Which of course, I gladly gave. Many, many lessons.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:51 pm

BabyRider wrote: Actually, I'd call it him begging to come back for more lessons.

Sounds like he was putty in your hands

and other orifices (orifii??) as well:sneaky:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:55 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Sounds like he was putty in your hands

and other orifices (orifii??) as well:sneaky:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I think we'd have to come up with a substance a bit "stiffer" than putty. :yh_rotfl

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:58 pm

My hubby just came back from a week away.

I'm thinking of jumping on him tonight to make up for lost time!:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:07 pm

All this erotic chatter... !!!! It's almost dawn in Oz and I hope you lot realise you've put Brian the milkman here in grave moral danger....

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:08 pm

Oh Aussie Pam!!:)

Practice on the milkman and get it really right with the mailman!:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:09 pm

Brian the mailman is very hunky!!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:28 pm

You mean you don't have a sancho Aussie?? :-3

I don't either, incase your wondering.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:40 pm

Who the bloody heck is Sancho?

All my um er Gentlemen are called Brian, of course. (No it's not because I am desperately enamoured of Nomie, though ... now I think about it.... DOWN PAM)...

Some here have of course heard this story. I was posting years ago in another place that everything was toooooo much...... as one does... and I had BRAIN OVERLOAD. But I typo'd BRIAN OVERLOAD. People with potty minds got down and durrty with that thought and have never let me live it down. Any male person I even remotely gaze lustfully towards is now Brian. Sigh... The things a girl hasta put up with!!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:43 pm

Um well a sancho is like the other man. :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:50 pm

Tell ya what, Sheryl. You send me one of your spare Sanchos and I'll send you a nice aussie Brian. Yeah, you can borrow Brian the hunky bronzed lifeguard ....

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Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:52 pm

ummm well I don't really have a sancho. Hubby jokes and sais the Schwan's man is my sancho, but I'd rather cough up a hairball than to even imagine being with that guy. But I'll take the lifeguard off your hands if you have to many Brians running around.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:03 pm

It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:04 pm

AussiePam wrote: It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!

:yh_rotfl let me go get my rubbers on and I'll have to watch this. :-2

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:05 pm

AussiePam wrote: It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!

Do I get the impression that you are rather fond of the old Nescafe?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:08 pm

G'day Bryn. Nescafe... no way.. grin.. My coffee gets freshly ground and I take it double shot espresso Italian style .. . preferably leaning au zinc or al bancone in one ladylike swing.... pant pant pant... SWOOOOOOON

Good coffee I can inhale from across a crowded roooomm......

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:10 pm

AussiePam wrote: G'day Bryn. Nescafe... no way.. grin.. My coffee gets freshly ground and I take it double shot espresso Italian style .. . preferably leaning au zinc or al bancone in one ladylike swing.... pant pant pant... SWOOOOOOON

Good coffee I can inhale from across a crowded roooomm......

Hmm - quite partial to a drop of Turkish myself.

Can't take it like I used to though - no more after 18:00 or no sleep.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:11 pm

I've been known to chew my way through a Turkish or two... grin

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:04 am

AussiePam wrote: I've been known to chew my way through a Turkish or two... grin

Pam you are a very naughty girl :sneaky: