Jives, have you ever...

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:05 am

submitted your work to the New Yorker magazine? It seems like you like to write ALOT and have ALOT of short stories. They have a fiction and a non fiction section as well as poems and sonnets and comics.

Have you ever submitted or thought about submitting?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:07 am

The one about aliens invading that neighborhood is particularly good. I think he should submit them. Good idea, DG!!!

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:11 am

For the website: www.newyorker.com

Submissions

Submissions should be sent by e-mail to the appropriate department, as indicated below:

Fiction: fiction@newyorker.com

The Talk of the Town: talkofthetown@newyorker.com

Shouts & Murmurs: shouts@newyorker.com

Poetry: poetry@newyorker.com

Newsbreaks: newsbreaks@newyorker.com

We cannot accept submissions that are sent as attachments, so please send your work as part of the body of an e-mail. Alternatively, submissions may be sent by regular mail to the appropriate department at The New Yorker, 4 Times Square, New York, NY 10036. The New Yorker does not accept unsolicited submissions by fax.

No more than one story or six poems should be submitted at one time; poetry submissions should include the poetÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s name in the subject line. We prefer to receive no more than two submissions per writer per year, and generally cannot reply to more. We do not consider simultaneous submissions or material that has been previously published.

Please do not send originals. Manuscripts, art work, and other materials submitted must be accompanied by a self-addressed stamped envelope. We are not responsible for the return or loss of, or for damage to, unsolicited manuscripts, unsolicited art work, or any other unsolicited materials.

We respond to all submissions, but, due to volume, this may take up to three months.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:14 am

Now he doesn't have an excuse not to try!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:25 am

Good going, DG. 3 months is good turn around time Jives. What is summer vacation for?

Write away!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:22 pm

Wow, Jives, you're getting a lot of encouragement from your friends here at the Garden!

Go for it:)

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:32 pm

Isnt he on summer break? Why hasnt he been around to read this?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:13 pm

Fiction. Thats your strong point.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:38 pm

Nomad wrote: Fiction. Thats your strong point.

Indeed.

By popular request:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... stcount=82

:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:42 pm

valerie wrote: Indeed.

By popular request:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... stcount=82

:D

trouble maker

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:43 pm

And for purposes of clarification, in case any didn't see the whole

thread: (Please make note of date, upper left)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... stcount=81

:D

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:17 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I was just an innocent newbie back then.:yh_angel

You're innocent now. People read too much into what you say because you are now an OG (original gangster...you know, of the I buy friends westside crypts?)

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:21 pm

And I think I am on "ignore" by Jives, although I honestly cant figure out why.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:28 pm

valerie wrote: And for purposes of clarification, in case any didn't see the whole

thread: (Please make note of date, upper left)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... stcount=81

:D

What is that card game where you have to bluff your way through it? Oh eah, its called bull$h&#. Kind of like this thread.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:25 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: By the way, is there anything you want? Try to hold it under $250, okay?

Actually, there was this Balenciaga bag I was eyeing but its somwhere in the $700 range, would that be TOTALLY ou of the question?