Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:35 pm

Pam tippy toes in and gazes round, seeing only

one Invisible Man

one Man from Nantucket

one man from Devizes

and one Girl who seems to like to live dangerously.. but at this rate it won't be for long!!!

and decides that there are definite poetic implications here.

There was an invisible man

Just a sad little drop in the pan

He didn't win prizes

Like the bloke from Devizes

Rachel pinched all me money and ran

And that's when the **** hit the fan

I'll get you, Girl !!!!!!!!!!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:41 pm

No Floppy, she hasn't been here today. Is she visiting Bullet?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:52 pm

Oh, I'm hoping he is out.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:53 pm

We're all sat here waiting to hear, I think. It's a big day.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:16 pm

Rachel78 wrote: There once was a man from Nantucket...I'll have a go - I'm not very practiced at this so bear with me...

There once was a man from Nantucket

Glued a bell to his chopper and struck it.

His Pavlovian dogs,

When he took off his togs,

Learned to instantly slavver and suck it.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:16 pm

Just been to see United 93. Pretty powerful stuff. It will sadden me for the rest of my life

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm

Pinky wrote: That's fab!!!Pinky you brute, you were meant to go bright red and run out of the room!

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:42 pm

There was a young mother of Glosham

Whose sons jumped in puddles to splosh'em

So to pamper their feet

And to keep their shoes neat

She'd catch'em each day and galosh'em

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:45 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh Spot! That's far more acceptable than my version!:DNot only will I not ask what it is, but I'll catch you and spank you if you tell it. Hoyden.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:58 pm

spot wonders whether Pinky guesses that he thought she might do that

You just wait, young Pinky, this is too small a board, I'll find you.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:40 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I installed DSL just now and man is it fast! Woohoo!!:yh_bigsmiCrikey, you little fox you, I bet you're pleased with yourself!

Rachel78 · Post by **Rachel78** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:56 pm

spot wrote: I'll have a go - I'm not very practiced at this so bear with me...

There once was a man from Nantucket

Glued a bell to his chopper and struck it.

His Pavlovian dogs,

When he took off his togs,

Learned to instantly slavver and suck it.

:yh_clap That was genius, I must applaud you... I really enjoyed that.

Pam... I think you are a little too sensitive... a girl's got to eat... I can't just live off of sweets... I tried it... that's why I'm missing most of my teeth... I have been looking for you all day... I need a role model... someone to teach me how to act like a real lady on this forum... :yh_giggle You came to mind... Ahhh well... I'm off to be my drunken sailor self... I'll be back tomorrow to bug ya... :driving:

There once was Pam from... (where the hell are you from again???) :yh_tong2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:11 pm

GUFFAW !!! I'm in the middle of my working day, Rachel... and probably am not the role model you're looking for. Grin.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:47 am

Sheryl wrote: Sometimes I feel like the invisible man. Sometimes I feel like a blind man. I'm pretty sure my beloved likes it, if I read her goosebumps right. My braille's a little rusty. :sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:57 am

Pinky wrote: Hehe... got my running shoes on, so catch me if ya can:D

There was an old man from Glosham

He took out his bollocks to wash 'em.

His wife said Jack

If you don't put 'em back

I'll stand on 'em hard

and I'll squash 'em.

*Door slams as Pink legs it out the door...*

That's a corker Pinky :wah:

( nearly submitted this with a typo - you were very nearly Oinky

)

Rachel78 · Post by **Rachel78** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:36 am

Pam don't be so modest... :yh_doh I am sleepy... I'm not up for being my "top" self... :yh_neutra I'm in the middle of doing my "job"... but he's passive right now and I am on here taking advantage... Yay me... the highlight of my day-- typing to myself...

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:13 am

why do *I* always get the loud wobbly cart at Wal Mart?! :yh_doh

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:51 am

Pinky wrote: Enough of the pig jokes already!

Someone asked me the other day if I was Perky....

It's not like I'm a total biffa or anything!

True - I'll grunt you that

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:52 am

Sorry ...another typo

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:54 am

Ow!!!! #@!%$%^$&^&(&^y$#@!@!@#%^

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:01 am

sunny104 wrote: why do *I* always get the loud wobbly cart at Wal Mart?! :yh_doh

:wah: you too huh

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:21 am

Pinky wrote: Anyway, you can pork, I mean talk!:wah: Typos indeed:D

Oh...you've heard then?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:20 am

No rain today! At least until tonight!:-6

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:22 am

Chronsi, have you guys been affected by all the flooding that's been happening up that way. :-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:35 am

It's flooding right south of us. We are lucky, and live about 100 ft up from the nearest river about 3 blocks away. The water always run downhill, but alot of people I know have flooded basements.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:08 am

That's good. I saw on news yesterday bout all the folks being evacuated out of a town in PA.

Hope the rain dies down for awhile, so you guys can dry out a little. :-6

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:10 am

I hope so, but it's supposed to start up again tonight or tomorrow. PA is getting the worst of it.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:14 am

well could you convince a few folks to help ya blow the rain my way.

we despertly need rain, but all we've been getting are dry thunderstorms. Which only causes more grass fires.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:24 pm

Sheryl wrote: well could you convince a few folks to help ya blow the rain my way.

we despertly need rain, but all we've been getting are dry thunderstorms. Which only causes more grass fires.

I will be more than happy to FedEx you some rain clouds. Just got caught in a serious downpour for second day in a row.

Or maybe we can have Nomad do a rain dance for you. :yh_dance

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:22 pm

I'll take some too, Sheryl. We're in drought.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:05 pm

Marie5656 wrote: I will be more than happy to FedEx you some rain clouds. Just got caught in a serious downpour for second day in a row.

Or maybe we can have Nomad do a rain dance for you. :yh_dance

Please, pretty please, can we have Nomad do the rain dance - this I gotta see:D

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:08 pm

Ohh Nomad the great raindancer, could you please work your magic so AussiePam and I can have some rain?

:D

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:14 pm

*passing divining rod to Nomad*

Do your stuff!

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:31 pm

AussiePam wrote: I never posted that brilliant gem of high poesie. That'll learn them!! Posterior shall be deprived forever of the fruits (lemons?) of my genius...

Its their loss. You are the greatest limerick writer I know. I still love the way yer mind works. even if it is spirals.

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:32 pm

Is that a divining rod in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??;)

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:37 pm

OK, it is raining here still....come on, darn it..where is that rain dance?

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:20 pm

Accountable wrote: I saw limerick as "Lime Rick"

I hear it all the time "Rick,

You're not still in your prime, Rick.

You need to settle down."

"Stop lifting heavy things, Rick.

You see I'm not laughing, Rick.

Your back is not a spring. Pick

Some one to help you, clown!"
That was very good.

Every time I try to make a limerick I recall old ones I have heard and most are XXX rated.