New Living Will Form

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:25 pm

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

A Bloody Mary,

A Margarita

A Bourbon & Branch

A Tequila

A Vodka and Cranberry

A Steak

A Cigarette

The remote control

Chocolate

Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my family and friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:33 pm

Great, JB!! I love it.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:37 pm

sounds good! :-6

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:45 pm

Ha-that is so good!:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:58 pm

jb

You'd be a hell of a lot of fun at cocktail hour

First round's on me !:D

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:18 pm

Damn. I see it was posted in February. I need to research more. Maybe I am drinking too much? Maybe I am not drinking enough? I need some rattlesnake tequila. I will post the method for maling this cocltail, on Saturday. You will need a 5 gal wide mouth glass jar and 3' diamond back rattesnake for staters.

In about an hour and a half, I will be southbound on 35, at a high rate of speed. Gone as the West Texas wind.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:23 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: In about an hour and a half, I will be southbound on 35, at a high rate of speed. Gone as the West Texas wind.

Where ya headed?

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:26 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Where ya headed?

To my cold beer under the oaks and boiled peeled shrimp.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:35 pm

I'm using this a my Living Will as of today just perfect JB thanks...

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:37 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: To my cold beer under the oaks and boiled peeled shrimp.

Crack one open for me, pal

Oh and I'll take some shrimp as well