That's it, I can't take anymore!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:46 pm

There's a whole lot of naked in that suggestion! Heehee. Could be fun.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:49 pm

naked? like without my gun? geeeeeeze.....i don't know.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:47 pm

Godiva Girl wrote: I am sitting here thinking about LC's thread for everyone to vent. All of us need a serious vacation. Picture this-Jamaica, Hedonism singles resort, drinks, swimming naked, sliding down the pool slide naked, beautiful caribbean sea, having a good laugh with friends. Who's ready to go? :wah:Me, ME!! (Waving hand in air!!) I'm married but who cares!! LOL.

LC, I'm gonna be very naughty and say, hey, you can be naked and still

have a "gun" by your side!! OOOOOOO!!!! Bad Val!! Bad girl no cookie!!

It's been years since I've been swimming naked, but it is a very nice

experience I must say!!

Last one inna pool is a rotten egg!!

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:03 pm

Godiva Girl wrote: Jamiaca is loaded with naked (au natural) beaches, If you have never been to the beach or n the ocean with your pants off I highly recommend it. It is the most free feeling you can experience. :wah:
Toronto's got a naked beach. Women don't care 'cause most the oglers are gay. Go figger dat? The reason that men wear trunks is because they don't want their thing nibbled on by fishies. Specially the ones with big teeth.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:40 pm

I went to a nude beach when I was pregnant. Started lactating

was that too much information?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:31 am

DID SOMEONE SAY NAKED.. :-6 WORKS FOR ME... !! HATE CLOTHES...ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'M IN THE AUTUMN OF MY YEARS, IN MENOPAUSE.. THE HOTFLASHES, AND NIGHT SWEATS HAVE ME NAKED MOST OF THE TIME...!! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:39 am

CARLA wrote: DID SOMEONE SAY NAKED.. :-6 WORKS FOR ME... !! HATE CLOTHES...ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'M IN THE AUTUMN OF MY YEARS, IN MENAPAUSE.. THE HOTFLASHES, AND NIGHT SWEATS HAVE ME NAKED MOST OF THE TIME...!! NOT A PRETTY SIGHT

Last time i was in San Diego i saw a beautiful moon, or was that Carla?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:40 am

There was a woman in Toronto about fifteen years ago who went for a march through the city topless in protest of the laws that permit men to remove their shirts and not women. It was upwards of 30 degrees that summer. I would have joined her if I didn't think I'd scare the press away. OTOH they probably would have thought I was a man. :yh_sad

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:44 am

koan wrote: There was a woman in Toronto about fifteen years ago who went for a march through the city topless in protest of the laws that permit men to remove their shirts and not women. It was upwards of 30 degrees that summer. I would have joined her if I didn't think I'd scare the press away. OTOH they probably would have thought I was a man. :yh_sad
Are you trying to convince us that nobody has ever considered you a boob?;)

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:45 am

DER WULF,

:wah: :wah: THAT WAS ME...!!

Last time i was in San Diego i saw a beautiful moon, or was that Carla?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:50 am

Der Wulf wrote: Are you trying to convince us that nobody has ever considered you a boob?;)

Not sure about what they think, but no one has seen them without binoculars!

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:34 am

koan wrote: Not sure about what they think, but no one has seen them without binoculars!

Binoculars? Do you have to get that far away just to see them properly? Oh?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:03 am

kensloft wrote: Binoculars? Do you have to get that far away just to see them properly? Oh?
Unless you're close enough to lick 'em. :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:06 am

AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH....not in front of me, no i did not see that, nope, not me, uh uh

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:08 am

lady cop wrote: AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH....not in front of me, no i did not see that, nope, not me, uh uh

Oh, come on! You've seen it all. Well...not mine but...

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:14 am

koan wrote: Oh, come on! You've seen it all. Well...not mine but...
i must caution you that there are children reading here (and posting too evidently)and i do not expect to see salacious bits. ...i demand photographic evidence admissable in a court of law. hmmmph.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:30 am

lady cop wrote: i must caution you that there are children reading here (and posting too evidently)and i do not expect to see salacious bits. ...i demand photographic evidence admissable in a court of law. hmmmph.
Am I missing something here? Licking binoculars seems a little strange. Shouldn't this be on the weird page or something? I must see this evidence :-4 It is my right to see this evidence. It has to go through a Canadian court. Americans have no right to be involved. If we want to clean our binoculars with licking then that is our perogative.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:41 am

I guess we will divide the children from the...not children, right here and now.

No pictures, sorry.

I keep a pair of binoculars clean and handy...just in case.

(okay, must admit I'm LMAO right now)

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:52 am

binocular- licking is weird and you Canadians are weird! doesn't your tongue stick to them when it's 68 degrees below zero? ....weird Canadians, i always said that, mumble, mumble. :rolleyes:

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:03 am

lady cop wrote: binocular- licking is weird and you Canadians are weird! doesn't your tongue stick to them when it's 68 degrees below zero? ....weird Canadians, i always said that, mumble, mumble. :rolleyes:

It takes years of serious training to learn how to make your tongue only mark the glass. The glass licking fields are strewn with tongues of those that came before. Only the best of the best make it. Infinite amounts of time go into this Canadian 'fait accompli' We re secong to none when it come to biocular licking. We are the champions. We are the world's greatest binocular lickers!

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:07 am

kensloft wrote: It takes years of serious training to learn how to make your tongue only mark the glass. The glass licking fields are strewn with tongues of those that came before. Only the best of the best make it. Infinite amounts of time go into this Canadian 'fait accompli' We re secong to none when it come to biocular licking. We are the champions. We are the world's greatest binocular lickers!
Oh, stop it...please

What was this thread about?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:19 am

koan wrote: Oh, stop it...please

What was this thread about?
french-kissing binoculars, right?

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:35 am

lady cop wrote: french-kissing binoculars, right?

Yah! That's the ticket. Yah. Yah. That's it!

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:52 am

Okay. I'm sure there are BIGGER issues to address here!

man, I crack myself up

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:31 am

koan wrote: Okay. I'm sure there are BIGGER issues to address here!

man, I crack myself up
Yup!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:50 am

I'm with GODIVA GIRL, :-2 what happened to the NAKED VACATION...I had my bag packed and ready to go..

Koan, Kensloft you can bring them darn binoculars if you must..

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:55 am

hi Godiva....if you look at the time stamps you will see that when it's the middle of the night around here it gets pretty silly! hey Carla, where are we headed?? pick me up when you get out this way and we'll head on down to the Caribbean! xoxox

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:36 pm

Godiva Girl wrote: This thread started with wild naked vacationing in the caribbean. Who in the hell licks binoculars? I don't know anything about canadians, I hope you guys where kidding. Do you really lick binoculars up there? :-2

No no us Canadians are quite normal, but I do want to join you on that vacation to Hedonisim, I mentioned that in a prior post about what I would do if I won a ton of money or was it if I knew I was going to die soon crap I forget but regardless Hedonisim is on my must do list for this life hehehehe

Have you been to Jamaica. I can't wait to go back I loved it. Sadly missed hedonisim as I had my girls with me at the time, but there is always next time.

And binocular licking is not a canadian tradition trust me, and LC no our tongues don't stick to them at minus degrees, they are plastic you know ahahahaha

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:21 pm

minks wrote: No no us Canadians are quite normal, but I do want to join you on that vacation to Hedonisim, I mentioned that in a prior post about what I would do if I won a ton of money or was it if I knew I was going to die soon crap I forget but regardless Hedonisim is on my must do list for this life hehehehe

Have you been to Jamaica. I can't wait to go back I loved it. Sadly missed hedonisim as I had my girls with me at the time, but there is always next time.

And binocular licking is not a canadian tradition trust me, and LC no our tongues don't stick to them at minus degrees, they are plastic you know ahahahaha
Maybe your cheap plastic binoculars are made out of carbon molecules. The ones we are talking about are real binoculars. Frozen tongues all over the tundra.

Sorry Godiva. We're exactly like the states only it is colder. Canadian humour.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:23 pm

Going naked - nude, nah not today Its freezing out

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:52 pm

I'm on my way to jamaica. It'll be different strokes for different folks, Ken and Koan can lick their binoculars, C apn can do whatever an Irisher does on a warm island. Me, I'll lay back on my hammock, enjoy the warm sea breezes while you ladies hum me a nice relaxing tune. Minks has voluntered to lead the hummers.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:01 pm

Der Wulf wrote: I'm on my way to jamaica. It'll be different strokes for different folks, Ken and Koan can lick their binoculars, C apn can do whatever an Irisher does on a warm island. Me, I'll lay back on my hammock, enjoy the warm sea breezes while you ladies hum me a nice relaxing tune. Minks has voluntered to lead the hummers.

Ha-ha ha! Too much. I'd rather lick binoculars. South Seas? Hmm? It is southerly. Hmmm? Got a friend that lives in Fiji. Hmm? Toungue won't get stuck on frozen metal. Hmm... hmmm... mmmmm!

How did you know we had a group called The Hummer Sisters. You're going to miss the uke.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:01 pm

Der Wulf wrote: I'm on my way to jamaica. Minks has voluntered to lead the hummers.

.......er....don't set that on fire there.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:08 pm

Oh what a great holiday Lady Cop and I could have:p :guitarist

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:38 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Oh what a great holiday Lady Cop and I could have:p :guitarist
The competition's not across the sea. It is on the next island and if I were you... ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:31 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Oh what a great holiday Lady Cop and I could have:p :guitarist
just you, me and BOTHWELL?

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:40 pm

lady cop wrote: just you, me and BOTHWELL?
Is buzz bringing his wife? It'll be pretty boring there. For him that is.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:41 am

capt_buzzard wrote: Oh what a great holiday Lady Cop and I could have:p :guitarist

Nooooooooooooooooo ours will be much more fun, I have to educate DW mind you,

but what the heck I am up for the challenge

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:42 am

kensloft wrote: Maybe your cheap plastic binoculars are made out of carbon molecules. The ones we are talking about are real binoculars. Frozen tongues all over the tundra.

Sorry Godiva. We're exactly like the states only it is colder. Canadian humour.

Ok Ken come here and say that last line in front of me will ya, I beg to differ we are not exactly like the states dang it..... (Canadian Humor again

)

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:44 am

Godiva Girl wrote: No, unfortunately I have not been to jamaica yet, but Hedonism Resorts is supposed to be wild. If your going to spend the money for a caribbean vacation it might as well be a wild one! :sneaky:

Going naked - nude, nah not today Its freezing out

Oh c'mon Capt., it will be warm in jamaica, take it all off!!! Show us women what you wild Irishmen have got! :wah:

You got that right, if your gonna go do the vacation go crazy and enjoy and make it memorable.

I have yet to experience a nude beach and would love to give it a whirl one day before gravity really gets the better of me ahahahahahaha

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:38 pm

minks wrote: Ok Ken come here and say that last line in front of me will ya, I beg to differ we are not exactly like the states dang it..... (Canadian Humor again

)
I would but the airlines won't give me a parachute to get to your house. Noticed that you didn't give me an answer on the binoculars?

You are right we are not exactly like the States. We are technologically on a par with America but they are behind us in almost everything else.

Nyuk- nyuk! ( note American laughter a la three stooges. Canadian humour lives.