Thread Titles You'll Never Open

911 · Post by **911** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:35 am

The Laws No One Has Ever Broken

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:48 am

"The Wisdom of Paris Hilton"

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:50 am

Lulu2 wrote: "The Wisdom of Paris Hilton"

An empty thread for an empty head.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:51 pm

"Crochet Art Using Dog Hair"

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:32 pm

101 recipes for nose boogers. (To be read in conjuntion with The Fine art of Nose Mining.)

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:38 pm

The pleasure I get from watching grass grow.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:38 pm

Watching Paint Dry

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:10 pm

The companian book to Crochet Art Using Dog Hair

Knitting with navel lint.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:16 am

Marie5656 wrote: The pleasure I get from watching grass grow.

Taken from a zen viewpoint, this could really be a very deep thread. Especially if you were watching grass grow with only one eye, while the other eye was practising clapping onehandedly.

If you blink the one eye which is watching the grass growing, does the grass stop growing for that millisecond??? Even more, does the grass cease to exist when your beady eye is wandering.

What the heck is this thing called grass anyway????

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Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:05 am

Where Are They Now: Child Stars of "Barney"

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:05 am

Growing Sponges--A New Hobby

Lizard Lips · Post by **Lizard Lips** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:32 pm

Get In Bed With Dick Cheney

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Anything written by Coberst.

Oh dear..that ran through my head, but I was politely trying not to say anything. The writings are just a bit too deep for me.

Snooze, does this make us bad people??

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:49 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: You're okay, I'm not too sure about me.

Well, Snoozie, don't tell anyone here in the garden but **I ** like you..and that makes you OK in my book.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:43 pm

The Poetry of Britney Spears

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:00 am

YES!!! We Can Have World Peace by Paris Hilton

Lizard Lips · Post by **Lizard Lips** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:57 am

child Rearing Tips By Britney Spears

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:59 am

How to Have a Healthy and Loving Sexual Relationship by Michael Jackson

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:11 pm

Yasar Arafat, Kim Il Sung, and other great men of peace.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:27 am

"RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:28 am

Lulu2 wrote: "RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer

Superb! :p

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:14 am

Lulu2 wrote: "RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer

Actually, think you meant Jeffery Dahmer. but I agree. It could have been co-written by Ed Gien

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:16 am

Lizard Lips wrote: Get In Bed With Dick Cheney

How about Hunting tips from Dick Cheney??

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:05 am

Lessons in sexual ethics from Bill Clinton

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:32 am

"My Favorite Jokes," by Donald Rumsfeld

(And you're right, Marie...I did mean Jeffrey Dahmer.) (SENIOR MOMENT!)