American President admits he smoked pot.

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:43 pm

Well it is no longer a figment of gossip's imagination. It is out of the bag. GW is a toker and a blow head too. America, now is the time to come to terms with the fact that he is on drugs or is suffering major flashbacks or something. What should we do to to a pot smokin president?(sung to the drunken sailor song). At least I've had my chuckle for the day. Any other laughers in the crowd.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:42 pm

Please post source! I don't watch that commie tv. Need more info.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:35 am

koan wrote: Please post source! I don't watch that commie tv. Need more info.

New York Times

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:46 am

kensloft wrote: Well it is no longer a figment of gossip's imagination. It is out of the bag. GW is a toker and a blow head too. America, now is the time to come to terms with the fact that he is on drugs or is suffering major flashbacks or something. What should we do to to a pot smokin president?(sung to the drunken sailor song). At least I've had my chuckle for the day. Any other laughers in the crowd.
THAT DOES IT. prepare to launch Coors lights at Toronto :yh_think :yh_silent :yh_shame

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:19 am

more to the point would be a list of who did NOT smoke dope in the 60's. it could however, account for the seemingly lobotomized speech patterns.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:33 am

lady cop wrote: more to the point would be a list of who did NOT smoke dope in the 60's. it could however, account for the seemingly lobotomized speech patterns.
He was guaranteed by the guy that it was pot. After a while he acquired a taste for Jimson Weed and he wouldn't take anything else. Hence, speech paterns.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:39 pm

lady cop wrote: more to the point would be a list of who did NOT smoke dope in the 60's. it could however, account for the seemingly lobotomized speech patterns.Who has seen the 'Manchurian Candidate'? Maybe his speech patterns are caused by his microchip misfiring! :p

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:43 pm

Right on Lady Cop, I bet even the Pope smoked a joint;)

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:57 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Right on Lady Cop, I bet even the Pope smoked a joint;)
Did you hear about the Canadian Olympic Snow Boarding Champion that almost lost his medal because he went to a room and inhaled some of the air there. Upon testing he was positive for pot. Him and Clinton? Go figure?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:00 pm

kensloft wrote: Did you hear about the Canadian Olympic Snow Boarding Champion that almost lost his medal because he went to a room and inhaled some of the air there. Upon testing he was positive for pot. HAHAHAHA...that's what they ALL say! ...... and i thought that was a cuban cigar clinton was 'smoking'.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:00 pm

WOw, you are getting better Ken.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:06 pm

kensloft wrote: Did you hear about the Canadian Olympic Snow Boarding Champion that almost lost his medal because he went to a room and inhaled some of the air there. Upon testing he was positive for pot. Him and Clinton? Go figure?Big difference, Laura installed a big rat trap under the desk in the oval office.:sneaky:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:08 pm

No Monika's allowed in here either:D

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:12 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: No Monika's allowed in here either:D
Neither Monika nor Clinton inhaled, apparently.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:39 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Big difference, Laura installed a big rat trap under the desk in the oval office.:sneaky:Smart woman, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, eh?

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:47 am

Here is what frightens me!!!

People are always making fun of his lack of intelligence, his speech, his mannerism and this inarticulate doper has become arguably the most powerful man in the world while I'm living from paycheck to paycheck.

Makes me fear introspection. :-5

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:05 am

The NY Times.. yep.. that upstanding paragon of journalistic integreity...bwaaahahahahahaha... oh please.. can't we whine alittle more. So what.. he fried acouple of spliffs in his day.. I am sure you never did. Of course he could always use that famous line.. I tried it but I didn't like it.. Almost as good as I didn't have sex with that woman.. oh man.. I am laughing so much over here I am crying..

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:24 am

good thing he got high a few times. laura is so boring he had too, come on.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:25 am

jahamaa wrote: Here is what frightens me!!!

People are always making fun of his lack of intelligence, his speech, his mannerism and this inarticulate doper has become arguably the most powerful man in the world while I'm living from paycheck to paycheck.

Makes me fear introspection. :-5
Any possibility that "people" might simply be disgruntled political opportunists whose myopic, and self centered agenda's have been rejected.

Or perhaps those "people" are so dependent on other "people's" opinions that they are incapable of making intelligent, and informed judgements based on something more substantive then childish "gotcha's?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:33 am

I guess you told her straight up, cheers to you. If your paycheck isn't enough i say get another job, have 2 if thats the case.

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:03 am

Der Wulf wrote: Any possibility that "people" might simply be disgruntled political opportunists whose myopic, and self centered agenda's have been rejected.

Or perhaps those "people" are so dependent on other "people's" opinions that they are incapable of making intelligent, and informed judgements based on something more substantive then childish "gotcha's?

Heck yes more than possible, you've just described the American political system. and quite well, I might add.

My comment was meant as a joke.

Wulf am I glad you don't know where I live. You'd be heating up the tar and plucking chickens. LOL :wah:

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:21 am

jahamaa wrote: Heck yes more than possible, you've just described the American political system. and quite well, I might add.

My comment was meant as a joke.

Wulf am I glad you don't know where I live. You'd be heating up the tar and plucking chickens. LOL :wah:
Sorry, no chicken plucker here, this Wulf prefer's the featherless specis.

Just a serious intolerance for unattributed "quotes"

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:39 am

that old, tedious bumper sticker, 'gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free' gets truer with every passing year.

although not with quite the same meaning it held...

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:29 pm

You guys, that article is on the AP lines, even my little town newspaper had it. It seems and old "friend" of George's taped some conversations with him for posterity.

Hre's a link:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/20/polit ... &position=

Here's the actual quote:

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"Mr. Bush, who has acknowledged a drinking problem years ago, told Mr. Wead on the tapes that he could withstand scrutiny of his past. He said it involved nothing more than "just, you know, wild behavior." He worried, though, that allegations of cocaine use would surface in the campaign, and he blamed his opponents for stirring rumors. "If nobody shows up, there's no story," he told Mr. Wead, "and if somebody shows up, it is going to be made up." But when Mr. Wead said that Mr. Bush had in the past publicly denied using cocaine, Mr. Bush replied, "I haven't denied anything."

He refused to answer reporters' questions about his past behavior, he said, even though it might cost him the election. Defending his approach, Mr. Bush said: "I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried."

Sometimes the kids ask me, "Mr. Ives, did you ever smoke pot?" I tell them, "I grew up in the 60's and 70's draw your own conclusions, but I'll tell you this, I'm against it now. I have to visit too many of my friends in the graveyard because of drugs and alcohol. Get the picture?"

They always do.

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:15 pm

Jives wrote: He refused to answer reporters' questions about his past behavior, he said, even though it might cost him the election. Defending his approach, Mr. Bush said: "I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried."

Everybody says George is dense. He isn't because he is pure greed. He doesn't want the kids to smoke pot because they might take his job. Which by then would be his kids jobs. Once they figure out that if pot can make that bonehead with connections in pomp and circumstance president, then what the hel* is there to stop them from owning the world? :sneaky:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:37 pm

Wanna know something, I'm getting to like G.W.Bush. President Bush

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:02 pm

So the Marijuana Generation is now in charge of the planet? Stand by for fireworks!

(ooo...look at the pretty tracers!) :-2

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:41 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Wanna know something, I'm getting to like G.W.Bush. President Bush
Don't wantta pick on us dudes? You like GW. What a fag!

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:17 pm

Jives wrote: So the Marijuana Generation is now in charge of the planet? Stand by for fireworks!

(ooo...look at the pretty tracers!) :-2So. Where are we going to set up the beer stores?

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:46 am

greydeadhead wrote: The NY Times.. yep.. that upstanding paragon of journalistic integreity...bwaaahahahahahaha... oh please.. can't we whine alittle more. So what.. he fried acouple of spliffs in his day.. I am sure you never did. Of course he could always use that famous line.. I tried it but I didn't like it.. Almost as good as I didn't have sex with that woman.. oh man.. I am laughing so much over here I am crying..
Personally I wouldn't mind getting a few spliffs for us to get together for a couple of numbers. Sort of a realty check.

Wonder if that is how the pretzels got stuck in his throat? Much as people may think that I'm bad mouthing GW, I'm not. I just hope that America gets it together and stops criminalizing its citizens because they get caught smokin' one. Just pointing out that it is time to move on and take care of business.

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:23 pm

kensloft wrote: Don't wantta pick on us dudes? You like GW. What a fag!

Are you calling Capt. or our President a cigarette?

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:38 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Wanna know something, I'm getting to like G.W.Bush. President Bush
Glad to hear you say that Cap'n. We have a lot of politicians that talk good, and look good, but have no substance. IMO this guy is the real thing, too bad it took the world 4 yrs. to really listen.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:18 pm

Well at long last he is beginning to sound like a President.:-2

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:56 am

Kate_Miskin wrote: President of what? Mordor?

(snicker) Ahem...Ooooookay. :wah:

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:06 am

kensloft wrote: Personally I wouldn't mind getting a few spliffs for us to get together for a couple of numbers. Sort of a realty check.

Wonder if that is how the pretzels got stuck in his throat? Much as people may think that I'm bad mouthing GW, I'm not. I just hope that America gets it together and stops criminalizing its citizens because they get caught smokin' one. Just pointing out that it is time to move on and take care of business.
Well.. if more people subscribed to the mellowing effects of a good number.. then we prolly wouldn't have all the problems in the world today... why do you think the Native Americans called it the peace pipe...