Funny Stories

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:25 am

Welcome aboard. Sounds like you're a busy lady. Glad you found time to chat.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:43 am

Hello and welcome to FG Cherrypie! :-6

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:05 am

Hi cherrypie and welcome to the garden

Hope to see you continue posting! :-6

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:11 am

LOL on the hairy feat:) even if it was a lie

Having 3 kids use to be more common.

I think my wife is having enough fun for just one pregnancy.

Month 3 she was still talking about perhaps having another one.

On more month and I'll have one/third the kids you have.

Your lucky (I know you lied but there are probably people here with hairy feat) if hair is the only problem on your feet. The toe nail on my smallest toes (0ne on each foot) split. And it is painfull when they split. Then when I ripp off the small part it is like normal for a while after the pain goes away. Then after a couple of years I have a small part split off again.

So what is your busisness? Are you a fellow MLMer?

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Hawke · Post by **Hawke** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:00 am

I'm late to the party again, it seems...but Welcome!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:48 pm

Aw Hawke it's ok we will save some virgin drinks for you....

Well I am not much earlier in the welcom but hey Cherry welcome, and loved the story about your child and his sperm wish hehehe kids say the funniest things.

When my oldest daughter was about 4 we were playing restraunt and she was serving me and asked what I wanted for dessert. I said oh a brownie would be nice. So off she went and returned with an imaginary plate and said "here mommy, I brought you some brownies and whities"

Hope you enjoy your stay here.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:30 pm

Hi Cherry & a big welcome from a fellow Brit, hope you enjoy hon x

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:05 pm

Hi Cherry! Welcome to FG. You sound like a very busy person. As for your book idea, I do believe there is a thread in this very forum about embarrasing stories. Check it out! Mine is quite embarrasing, but, hey, I can laugh at it now! Enjoy your stay! :yh_peace

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:09 pm

:driving: A woman and her young daughter were driving along. The mother, who always encouraged her daughter to practice her blossoming reading skills, pointed to various signs along the way and asked her daughter to try to read or sound out the words. She pointed to a stop sign and the girl said "stop". "Very good" said the mother, "Can you use it in a sentence?" "The car will stop." "Good, now what does that sign say?", she asked as she pointed to a sign for a hotel. The little girl struggled a bit with the word and sounded each letter out; h, h, o, o, t, t, e, e, l, l, Hotel!!! "Very good, now see if you can use it in a sentence." said the mother. The little girl thought for a long moment and then she said, "When I bend over, you can see my hotel (whole tail). :-2

Kids are soo literal.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:28 pm

Welcome! Hmmm...funny stories, eh?

One day I was with three friends at the lake. We had a full keg of beer and decided to swim across the channel to some sandstone cliffs to go cliff diving. We started to swim across, towing the keg, which barely floated since it was so full.

Along came a powerboat. Since we did not have one and were all in the water, the driver didn't see us. We had to dive for it! Underwater I heard a WHAM! When I came up, our keg had a deep V-shaped gouge in it. We had lost our deposit, but not our will to cliff dive!

We go to the cliffs and had a fun time diving for a while. I was a lifeguard at the time, so i was in good shape and had been practicing diving all summer. I did a one-and-a-half off the cliff and unfortunately, one of my friends thought he could do one too.

When he hit the wter, it sounded like a gunshot. He bobbed up and down and began to lean over and go under, looking much like the Titanic going down.

I looked at my other friends and he just shrugged and said, "You're the lifeguard." So I dove in and pulled him to shore.

As I ws pulling him in, one of my other friends tried to climb down and help us. he began to slide, and instead of just jumping outwards, like we told him, he instead grabed the rock face.

He wanted to go home, but of course we still had beer left so we put him under a blanket under a tree and gave him the tap.

later that day, the liquor store owner was witness to three kids, one sunburned beyond all recognition, one with an entirely red body, and one with no nipples, turning in a keg that resembled a horseshoe.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:03 am

Oh that reminded me of a few years back (ahahahahahaha over a decade) when my oldest was about 2 she was learning a whole lot of new words and at that time she was quite literally growing up in an adult only world as we were the only ones with kids and we had loads of younger friends so we would drag her out to house parties and camping trips etc. Well her big experiment word for a spell was F*** well she went up to her uncle and stood right in front of him and said "F***" as in trying to get his reaction. Well her father and I were doing the ignore thing all along so we tried to ignore this. Our friends all tried real hard to not laugh and some left the room (we were at a house party) and Uncle was mortified, he had no idea what to do. But looking back it was funny as heck and in the end Uncle didn't say a thing and about 2 days later our daughter just stopped saying that word. Kids eh!

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:47 pm

cherrypie wrote: Hi everyone, having just registered I thought I would introduce myself. I'm from middle England, one of the shires (no, I'm not a hobbit, although I do have rather large hairy feet!!!!) and am a mother to 3 boys. I don't normally have much time to chat due to my youngest being only 3 months old, and I've just started my own business, but I thought I'd check this site out and hey presto I've become fairly addicted. Anyway, my original reason for registering was to ask for funny or embarrassing stories because I wanted to put them all together in a book. It all started when my eldest son decided he wanted to be like Slash from Guns 'n' Roses and told me that he wanted to grow his hair and get a 'sperm'! Had to explain thats not the way to get curly hair, but thought it might be fun to hear other peoples stories and put them all together. You can e-mail me direct on bluebell-events@tiscali.co.uk and I look forward to hearing from you, but I will keep logging on to this forum as much as possible from now on as I am hooked. Happy chatting. By the way, that was a lie about my feet! :yh_bigsmi
Welcome cherrypie. The garden is open to hearing what it's like in England. Is George the third still king? All straight laced, no-fun people here. Classic North Americana. Happy posting.

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:18 am

cherrypie wrote: Hi everyone, I'm back. Haven't been into the Garden for days, have been so busy and the time has just flown. Have had some more funny stories, thankyou, and also notice that CeltWmn has an embarrassing one! Please tell me what it is, I'm intrigued. Can't say that I've ever had anything really embarrassing happen to me. If I have (and I'm sure I must have in my 36 years) then I can't remember. Will have to put my thinking cap on.

OK. I'll bite. What is your most embarassing moment?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:22 pm

Cherrypie, Welcome to FG,

HagarTheHorrible · Post by **HagarTheHorrible** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:54 pm

Ditto on the welcome!

Cheers,

Hagar

Post by **kensloft** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:53 pm

Cherriepie, now you know. Now another garden addict rises from the ashes of boredom. Have fun posting. Make sure you don't forget to feed the kids and yourself! What kind of tea?

busybee · Post by **busybee** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:04 am

cherrypie wrote: Hi everyone, having just registered I thought I would introduce myself. I'm from middle England, one of the shires (no, I'm not a hobbit, although I do have rather large hairy feet!!!!) and am a mother to 3 boys. I don't normally have much time to chat due to my youngest being only 3 months old, and I've just started my own business, but I thought I'd check this site out and hey presto I've become fairly addicted. Anyway, my original reason for registering was to ask for funny or embarrassing stories because I wanted to put them all together in a book. It all started when my eldest son decided he wanted to be like Slash from Guns 'n' Roses and told me that he wanted to grow his hair and get a 'sperm'! Had to explain thats not the way to get curly hair, but thought it might be fun to hear other peoples stories and put them all together. You can e-mail me direct on bluebell-events@tiscali.co.uk and I look forward to hearing from you, but I will keep logging on to this forum as much as possible from now on as I am hooked. Happy chatting. By the way, that was a lie about my feet! :yh_bigsmi

Hi there, i' Busybee, Hope you like it here in the garden, i'm addicted too!!!

I've a story for you - well i think it's funny and i think i'll take it to the grave with me.....isn't it amazing how kids minds work....the stuff they must think of is beyond me.

Anyway, my daughters first day at school, all sweet in her new uniform and stood in her line waiting to go into her class - like a proper grown up kid..lol. I could see she was thinking hard with that cute little expression of hers so i asked her what's up?........as you do!

I wasn't prepared for this. "MUM........when i grow up and am a mummy like you...........you'll be a gran...........will you be......... DEAD".

It was just the way she said it, so innocent, the whole playground seemed to erupt into laughter.

Good luck with the book, the baby, the business and everything........you must be good at juggling.

Busybee :-6