Garden Games

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:23 pm

I'm athletically challenged but I could probably handle the heavy drinking....

:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm

Clancy wrote: Only if its coupled with this event: "Gratuitous flirting, and giving the games master the big eye: "

well that goes without saying....:yh_battin

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Darts might just be your game then

I actually used to be very good at darts and pool! :-6

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:41 pm

sunny104 wrote: I actually used to be very good at darts and pool! :-6

Pool ???? didn't see swimming on clancys list

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:44 pm

Clancy

You are so funny :-4

I'd like to participate in the following:

-- Gratuitous flirting. If no one objects, may I be the Team Captain?

-- Heavy drinking. Although I'm no expert, I think I'd have a great time trying to win.

-- Sheep hurling. I've only done this with goats before, but I assume I can use the same strategy.

-- Indecent exposure. My only prerequisite is that Nomie and GBally are on my team. And I want lots of practice time. Lots.

Can I play? :p

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:46 pm

So, if Games Master=Clancy, I'm up for a go at the flirting part!

:yh_battin :yh_battin :yh_giggle

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:50 pm

I'll just watch .......... and look after the first aid kit:wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:57 pm

Might I inquire as to the possibility of adding a 3-legged race to the

line-up? I'm really good at those...

:yh_bigsmi

:yh_giggle

:yh_whistl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:00 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: My name has been on the cake eating trophy for the last 4 years. Last year, I got disqualified for pulling Mrs Miggins hair, as she came into the final straight of the over 40's egg and spoon race. She was leading by a nose and since she was up on points, after knocking me out in the boxing, I thought I'd give her a tug. That set me back but I climbed my way into contention with a good result in the mixed-doubles badger wrestling. Me and Mrs Jones the postmistress, a long time mud wrestling partner, won by two falls and a submission

Tell me Arnold, have you and the postmistress got a thing goin' on? :-3

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:11 pm

Clancy wrote: I was going to include swimming , Bez, but could you imagine this lot in a pool? Half drunk, and trying to swim in the right direction ????

They'd need ten ligeguards so know one drowned. :-3

Shame...I had some ideas for a novelty backstroke race...

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:17 pm

Oh, no bikinis for us then!

*getting out suntan lotion*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:27 pm

I'll volunteer to be a lifeguard, I see you needed one.

I always like to be helpful.........................

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:28 pm

I came last in a sack race once....just couldn't see where i was going with the bloomin thing on my head !

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:30 pm

Bez wrote: I came last in a sack race once....just couldn't see where i was going with the bloomin thing on my head !
:yh_rotfl

that's why I'm sticking to beer drinking and flirting....

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:38 pm

:-6 Thank you, Clancy!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:40 pm

Clancy wrote: Of course you can play, Cher

In fact , first award for showing keen ness, and willingness to have a bit of exposure with Nomad & Galbally , goes to Cher.

YEAH!!

*puts medal around neck and displays it most proudly*

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:48 pm

*rushes to hire a speechwriter*

*who on FG can I get on the cheap?*:-3

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:53 pm

cherandbuster wrote: *rushes to hire a speechwriter*

*who on FG can I get on the cheap?*:-3

I think I saw an advert posted on the garden shed door Cher...might be worth a look

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:08 pm

Clancy wrote: A late event has been introduced. It's online coherant sentence scrabble. This event is to cater for the more cerebral members who might want to participate.

Tonight's random words are as follows:

*Heck How Did Roped Into Bollocks Anyway I This Get The*

.

mmm how did you??

I'm wearing my gymslip, who do I have to recite Shakespeare to?

Be warned I have already taken part in the drinking, another hour and you'll find me at the longjump. :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:01 pm

Nay, but this dotage of our general's

O'erflows the measure: those his goodly eyes,

That o'er the files and musters of the war

Have glow'd like plated Mars, now bend, now turn,

The office and devotion of their view

Upon a tawny front: his captain's heart,

Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst

The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper,

And is become the bellows and the fan

To cool a gipsy's lust

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:40 pm

HRrrmph! I would like to nominate a new category to be included in the "games."

The category will be called..."Buy a second hand greenhouse, dismantle it to take home, and then rebuild it."

I must confess I have been practising this event this afternoon.

It seemed so easy to dismantle the damn thing. However, the next day, after a few whiskies the night before. It seems as if the memory is not what it used to be. :-3

(I am sure it had a flat floor and a pointy roof, not the other way round!"

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:15 am

Clancy wrote: A late event has been introduced. It's online coherant sentence scrabble. This event is to cater for the more cerebral members who might want to participate.

Tonight's random words are as follows:

*Heck How Did Roped Into Bollocks Anyway I This Get The*

How The Heck Did I Get Roped Into This Bullocks Anyway:)

Did I win? Did I win?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:43 am

cherandbuster wrote: How The Heck Did I Get Roped Into This Bullocks Anyway:)

Did I win? Did I win?

Close, but no cigar :p

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:09 am

Betty Boop wrote: mmm how did you??

I'm wearing my gymslip, who do I have to recite Shakespeare to?

Be warned I have already taken part in the drinking, another hour and you'll find me at the longjump. :wah:

:yh_rotfl ...

Can you pass the Gymslip to Arnie to wear and take a photo please....I'll be back later to view.....oh yes.....and give him a lollipop !!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:02 am

[quote=Clancy]Eloquently said, Betty.........and because you managed to quote one with the word lust, from one of the other categories, you deserve two gongs:)

Why thanks Clancy

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:43 pm

:guitarist [QUOTE]Bullocks how the heck did I get roped into this anyway....!!![/QUOTE]:rolleyes:

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:51 am

I wanna play...I wanna play. And being as it looks like a bunch of wimps here I wish to participate in the Cow Patty Throwing. Used to be pretty good at that in my hayday and wasn't too bad at the Meadow Muffin Toss either. Where do I sign up??

Now where did I put my

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cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:57 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Close, but no cigar :p

Uncle Kram

Let me have another drink or two

And then I'll have another go at the phrase! :p

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:41 am

my husband thinks it's SO funny when I use the word 'bullocks'..........

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:08 am

sunny104 wrote: my husband thinks it's SO funny when I use the word 'bullocks'..........

Oh Sunny

Your U.K. friends are rubbing off on you :-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:28 pm

Awww

The Pinkster got out of the Garden Games

And got a beautiful compliment from our Clance :-4