I've taken over the Garden...LMAO!!

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:45 am

hey there..so is it the forum today and the rest of the world later...

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:47 am

Okay, Flopster... but you might want to edit your thread title

oh powerful one!

:D

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:47 am

flopstock wrote: Finally, things will be my way.... at least until more of you show back up..:wah:

If it's not about sex...don't wanta hear it..

okay, you disagree? then tell me what you did while we were down..other then **** and moan that we were down that is..:rolleyes:

well l chased johnny depp out of my garden again.. he just won't be told..

I did a couple of loads of laundry, had a long lazt shower..shaved the fuzzy bits:rolleyes:

washed my hair...did my nails..made a big late late brunch..

ummmm oh read some more of my book.

sorry no sex, but maybe later :sneaky: Mr v's on his way over...hehe

any tips!!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:48 am

Humph. I cleaned the inside of my car.

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:53 am

flopstock wrote: thank god for loyal subjects watching my backside!:-4

unfortunately that can be done from quite a distance these days since i spend most of my time on my butt online here..talk about spread...:rolleyes:

would that be butter spread. margarine or jam??:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:56 am

venus wrote: well l chased johnny depp out of my garden again.. he just won't be told..

I did a couple of loads of laundry, had a long lazt shower..shaved the fuzzy bits:rolleyes:

washed my hair...did my nails..made a big late late brunch..

ummmm oh read some more of my book.

sorry no sex, but maybe later :sneaky: Mr v's on his way over...hehe

any tips!!

Ill take two please.

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:58 am

Nomad wrote: Ill take two please.

ok well to keep it clean..

never mix your whites with colourds when doing the laundry!!

there you go the first one!!:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:01 am

Party animal :rolleyes:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:09 am

venus wrote: ok well to keep it clean..

never mix your whites with colourds when doing the laundry!!

there you go the first one!!:wah:

I thought that was racist.

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:19 am

OpenMind wrote: I thought that was racist.

not at all omm..

Im the least racist person you will ever meet..I have a very strong reaction to racism..

I hate it

The whites and coloureds, well mix em if you dont mind pink underwear and grey shirts!!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:24 am

venus wrote: not at all omm..

Im the least racist person you will ever meet..I have a very strong reaction to racism..

I hate it

The whites and coloureds, well mix em if you dont mind pink underwear and grey shirts!!

I did just that today. On a low temperature wash. No runs occurred. All as it should be.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:26 am

You were lucky, OM!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:27 am

See how foop disappeared when the sex talk turned clean ?

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:28 am

chonsigirl wrote:

You were lucky, OM!

yup very..

whenever lve accidentally mixed em, lve ended up with some interesting colour conbos and many a ruined bra!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:29 am

Yeah, I once washed my daughter workshirt with my unmentionables, and they turned purple!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:31 am

chonsigirl wrote:

You were lucky, OM!

Well, I don't usually. But since I've been off work, I've kept up with my washing.

But I am starting work again on Monday and I needed to get these items done. But there were only a few items. The wash temperature was 50C, so I'd have been surprised if they'd run.

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:32 am

I hate it when that happens.

One that l will never forget was a shirt l owned that l adored.

a lilac and white rugby type top, l loved it, my gran washed it and it went a disgusting shade of vomit..

I have no idea what it ended upo in hte laundry with, but l learnt my lessons over the years and now lm picky over what gets washed with what.

I have spent way too much money replacing things and l hate it when my whites go all chewing gum grey/white l like em to sparkle

what can l say my gran helped raise me!!:rolleyes:

venus · Post by **venus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:33 am

I will thoug admit to once accidentally on purpose dying a shirt pink so l could claim it!!:sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:04 am

flopstock wrote: Jesus Mary and Joseph!

Any of you experiencing a lull in the sexlife..take a gander at this thread for a clue as to why...:yh_loser :p

:yh_rotfl

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:09 am

Hey floppy, if you need any help with running a kingdom just let me know. I've had plenty of experience in that area. One thing you must remember....If someone rebels....Off With Their Heads!!!

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CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:03 pm

Floppy if anyone can take over the garden it is you..!!

I like pink undies.. !! :rolleyes:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:33 pm

flopstock wrote: Finally, things will be my way.... at least until more of you show back up..:wah:

If it's not about sex...don't wanta hear it..

okay, you disagree? then tell me what you did while we were down..other then **** and moan that we were down that is..:rolleyes:
Pfffft....I went back to bed. Unfortunately, there was no sex going on there, either...:-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:55 pm

(Pam staggers in - lighting a whole box of ciggies - even though she's a non smoker - looking rather tousled and worn out but glowing... followed by a couple of even more worn out, tousled but glowing Brians. Slaps them on their sexy butts and tells them to git back to the village!)

Down?? Was this place down??? Ahhh - now I get the meaning of Floppy's posts elsewhere. Smile

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:59 pm

AussiePam wrote: (Pam staggers in - lighting a whole box of ciggies - even though she's a non smoker - looking rather tousled and worn out but glowing... followed by a couple of even more worn out, tousled but glowing Brians. Slaps them on their sexy butts and tells them to git back to the village!)

Down?? Was this place down??? Ahhh - now I get the meaning of Floppy's posts elsewhere. Smile
Now that's just MEAN!!!! A couple? A COUPLE????

You're evil, Pammie....pure evil. :yh_giggle :yh_bigsmi

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:03 pm

You think those two Brians may actually have been a couple, like um er together, BR??? Amazing. That never occurred to me. I'm more kinky than I thought. One lives and learns, and I wasn't even at Nomad's feet here.. Um - his name is ... I've forgotten... Basil, I think.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:10 pm

AussiePam wrote: You think those two Brians may actually have been a couple, like um er together, BR??? Amazing. That never occurred to me. I'm more kinky than I thought. One lives and learns, and I wasn't even at Nomad's feet here.. Um - his name is ... I've forgotten... Basil, I think.
Go ahead, it's ok...rub it in...it's fine...I can take it. I'm looking at at least 10 more months of abstinence, and you've got 2 guys you can't even be bothered to learn their names. Pam....you're my new hero.

:yh_bigsmi

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:26 pm

I'd offer you one, BR, but know you're a one man woman and that Bullet is it !!! Lucky man to have a girl like you. You're my hero!!! :-4

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:27 pm

Hey AussiePam what about me..!! :rolleyes: I'll take one..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:32 pm

(Pam turns towards the village and whistles loudly!!!)

Come on you pack of hunky Brians. Get your well muscled, bronzed, adorably attentive selves over here on parade. PRONTO !!!! My friend Carla wishes for some company?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:34 pm

AussiePam wrote: you're a one man woman and that Bullet is it !!!
You got that right. The S.O.B. has ruined me for anyone else!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Yeah, I do love him more than anything.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:49 pm

Oh! Pam I like you more and more each day.. !!

[QUOTE](Pam turns towards the village and whistles loudly!!!)

Come on you pack of hunky Brians. Get your well muscled, bronzed, adorably attentive selves over here on parade. PRONTO !!!! My friend Carla wishes for some company?[/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:22 am

My pleasure, Carla. Well, yours, I hope!!! Enjoy !!!!

Boys - excel yourselves!!! Capeeesh!!!