NOMAD!!! You little CREEP!!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:04 pm

Thanks, ya jerk....I just saw your sig line and bashed both my knees on the desk when I pushed myself away. Get rid of that damn thing, or I can't hang out here!!!! Is that what you want?? Are you trying to get rid of me??? You are MEAN!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:07 pm

Sweets

Sugar

What

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:08 pm

Go BR, I've been waiting for the boom to fall on Nomad's head all afternoon....:wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:11 pm

Woo !! BR means business ...

I didn't think it was that bad in defense of NOMAD.. :p

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:12 pm

Pinky wrote:

He's onlt saying Hi BR!!!! I'd be chuffed if it was me!
ONLY saying hi??? ONLY saying hi????????? Did you SEE that nasty thing?? Creepy, crawly 8-legged, unnatural disgusting FREAK!!! And the spider was pretty hideous, too.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:14 pm

Whoops I missed the spider.. !! Damit Nomad quit doing that to BR...

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:22 pm

Pinky wrote: I didn't see any spider!?

:-2

I didn't see ANYTHING......

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:23 pm

:wah: He took it out, it was a big crawly one too!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:24 pm

Pinky wrote: I didn't see any spider!?

:-2
It was there, believe me. An animated gif, a big nasty tarantula crawling across the screen in his sig line with the words, "Yoohoo, babyrider..." The big JERK!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:27 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: I miss everything...

Wanna see ? :-6

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:30 pm

BabyRider wrote: It was there, believe me. An animated gif, a big nasty tarantula crawling across the screen in his sig line with the words, "Yoohoo, babyrider..." The big JERK!!!!

He must be bored....you'd think he'd have some chores to do wouldn't you....like sorting his pooter !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:32 pm

Bez wrote: He must be bored....you'd think he'd have some chores to do wouldn't you....like sorting his pooter !

I went to the grocery store, put up a large foyer light fixture, cleaned up and vaccumed the stairs. Whats left except to wreak havoc ?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:32 pm

Nomad wrote: Wanna see ? :-6

You're so EVIL !!! :yh_devil :yh_devil :yh_devil

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:34 pm

Nomad wrote: I went to the grocery store, put up a large foyer light fixture, cleaned up and vaccumed the stairs. Whats left except to wreak havoc ?

Blimey....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:35 pm

Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???

Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:36 pm

Watch out !!! he's up to something folks !!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:36 pm

AussiePam wrote: Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???

Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on

Marvin Gaye already did that.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:46 pm

I think it is time to get NOMAD back to his room. I think it's time for his medication.. :p

[QUOTE]The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people. [/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:51 pm

Nomad wrote: Marvin Gaye already did that.

Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:54 pm

AussiePam your good,a real good..!! :wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:57 pm

AussiePam wrote: Woke up dis mornin without Marvin Gaye

And an enema bag - (I done thrown that away)

I ain't had no coffee

Someone sure gonna pay

Stunning ! Brilliant ! Superb ! Outstanding ! Grammy material ! Bravo ! Encore ! Encore !

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:57 pm

AussiePam wrote: Hey Guys.. I woke up this morning to an email from Nomad asking if he'd been banned??? (Hey that sounds like a good blues song). What's going on???

Woke up dis mornin findin Nomie done gone

Yeah I woke up did mornin findin Nomie done gone

And a big spidee crawlin

What the fuuuck's goin on
I had the same problem. I do believe FG was off-line for a bit this morning.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:58 pm

Carla - gimme a hand. Let's drag the old Nomie back to his little beddie, and take his temperature (with a daffodil).. Nurse pam is reporting for duty..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:59 pm

Nomad wrote: Stunning ! Brilliant ! Superb ! Outstanding ! Grammy material ! Bravo ! Encore ! Encore !

Yeah yeah... that's what they all say !!!! It'll get you nowhere!!!!:sneaky:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:00 pm

You got it girl he needs to be put down and fast before he hurts himself..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:03 pm

BabyRider wrote: I had the same problem. I do believe FG was off-line for a bit this morning.

And Nomie thought he had been banned... MMMmmmmmm... Okay, the guilty conscience. I've only just got up, but which fascinating, mindblowing, management attracting, last straw, blood-spilling, really evil, now-you-are-out-of-here-Nomie, threads do I need to rush in to read? I'm smelling blood. I'm salivating.. Heck I've got a hard on.. ooops, no I'm a girl, I can't do that can I... um...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:20 pm

AussiePam wrote: And Nomie thought he had been banned... MMMmmmmmm... Okay, the guilty conscience. I've only just got up, but which fascinating, mindblowing, management attracting, last straw, blood-spilling, really evil, now-you-are-out-of-here-Nomie, threads do I need to rush in to read? I'm smelling blood. I'm salivating.. Heck I've got a hard on.. ooops, no I'm a girl, I can't do that can I... um...

Actually yes.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:40 pm

I knew if I sat at your feet long enough, Nomie, I'd learn something amazing!!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:09 pm

Grin. Go Pinky!! Just don't sit at JB's feet. Horses have paled at that. Or near Arnold's tummy, on accounta the belly button fuzz. Nomad's little tootsies are comparatively salubrious. Some people sit at Galbally's instructional feet, but that's kinda weird. I heard that he came off badly some time ago in a close up and personal encounter with a beansidhe and his feet got turned backwards on him.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:50 am

GUFFAW, Pinky!!!

I had that story as a translation question in an Irish language exam.

Apparently this faerie lady was pretty sure of the level of respect due to her. One day she was fiddling about when onto the scene came a young country boy, somewhat unskilled in dealing with women of such elevated status. He misguidedly hit on her. She apparently gave him the steely eye and sure and that would have been quite enough to wilt his amorous inclinations. But she hadn't finished. "I'd as soon eat a red **** on a Friday* than walk out with a beardless boy", she said, and turned his feet backwards on him.

*(For the filthy minded. In the exam this was not at least I don't think it was intended as durrrrty innuendo, but rather referred to the local religious requirements concerning meat eating on a fast day.)

This is one of the scariest stories I know. And yes, I passed the exam.

The only trickier translation I ever got was to put something from Caesar's Gallic Wars into Latin. The passage began ... "Worse was yet to come". And that was not an unfair assessment. It involved earthworks, ditches, and those Monty Pythonesque machines which toss stones and plague ridden corpses over ramparts.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:12 am

AussiePam wrote: Nurse pam is reporting for duty..

'Bout time. You're late for my sponge bath.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:09 am

Accountable wrote: 'Bout time. You're late for my sponge bath.

:wah: Acc :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:49 am

AussiePam wrote: GUFFAW, Pinky!!!

I had that story as a translation question in an Irish language exam.

Apparently this faerie lady was pretty sure of the level of respect due to her. One day she was fiddling about when onto the scene came a young country boy, somewhat unskilled in dealing with women of such elevated status. He misguidedly hit on her. She apparently gave him the steely eye and sure and that would have been quite enough to wilt his amorous inclinations. But she hadn't finished. "I'd as soon eat a red **** on a Friday* than walk out with a beardless boy", she said, and turned his feet backwards on him.

*(For the filthy minded. In the exam this was not at least I don't think it was intended as durrrrty innuendo, but rather referred to the local religious requirements concerning meat eating on a fast day.)

This is one of the scariest stories I know. And yes, I passed the exam.

The only trickier translation I ever got was to put something from Caesar's Gallic Wars into Latin. The passage began ... "Worse was yet to come". And that was not an unfair assessment. It involved earthworks, ditches, and those Monty Pythonesque machines which toss stones and plague ridden corpses over ramparts.
Ha-I knew the prof' to give me the Latin exam was also a lawyer, so I studied Cicero, Cicero and more Cicero. Yeah, I got a lengthy Cicero oneto translate, then some little know piece out of Livy-and that was full of doube entendres too. I translated it plain, sneaky peeks...............