Hey ! I know...lets stir up some crap !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:03 pm

Anasasafras wont allow anyone to become his friend or post comments in his profile. So hes not really a regular member as he states. Go to town on him boys and girls, break him down. (the hard way) :-6

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:06 pm

You should be nice to our resident two-legged, upright walking dictionary!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_wink

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:08 pm

Anasasafras is going to chew you up and spit you out for this, and I going to tell him right now.. :p I am his friend .....:-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:09 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: I'll hold his arms and you tweak his nipples. You gotta do it right. The left one clockwise, the right one ant-clockwise. while you do this shout " I wanna be your buddy, put me on yer list"

Why do I get his nipples ?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:12 pm

He's just shy!:)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:15 pm

chonsigirl wrote: He's just shy!:)
Naaah, he's got this "image" to protect. The cool, aloof, untouchable Anasasassafrass. :yh_giggle

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:15 pm

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:17 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: OK, pretend to get the nipples and just get the hair and a bit of skin

I dont even want to see his nipples. You get his nipples.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:20 pm

Pinky wrote: I just sent him a pM... I see the good bits of everyone.

You ain't seein' HIS bits, beeatch!

:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:21 pm

valerie wrote: You ain't seein' HIS bits, beeatch!

:sneaky:

Thats it.....crap flying now :sneaky:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:29 pm

OK now its getting good..

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:31 pm

CARLA wrote: OK now its getting good..

Ummm excuuuuuse meeee....you'll need to purchase a ticket miss.

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:35 pm

One please!:)

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:44 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh FFS...Just got home from a ball, now I gotta duke it out with someone i like?

Do me a favour!!!!:rolleyes:

Put 'em up... Put 'em up!!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:49 pm

Pinky wrote: I am NOT gonna Duke it out with Val...she's far too lovely!:-4

Sigh. Lost another one.

:-1

Guess we'll hafta search for some other crap to stir to keep Sweet

Pea happy...

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:15 pm

Someone is going down for this one Snooze is asking for trouble..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:29 pm

Insults, taunts, cuss words, fights, bare bottoms!!! I'm disgusted. I am off to send an email to Tombstone asking him to ban all here and toss this inflammatory, suppository thread right into the tar pit where it belongs.:sneaky:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:34 pm

Gee, I never heard of a suppository thread before...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:37 pm

I hadn't either, well before, Valerie. But now I think of it. I guess a thread which gives you the shyttes could be considered a suppository thread?? I wonder if there's a limerick in this??

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:53 pm

Preparing to back up floppy.

I bow to my ruler, floppy.

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:55 pm

Rodney King wrote: Can we all just get along?

Hi Rodney and welcome to the Forum Garden. This is a JOKE thread. We're all funning with each other. Grin. There are loads of serious threads in Forum Garden, this just happens not to be one of them. :yh_rotfl

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:55 pm

DISCLAIMER: When the guillotine arrived in my back yard I thought I better do some scraping and bowing.

*Don't tell floppy*

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:57 pm

Floppy - Girlfriend... you think it's time you and I did the armwrassle thang??? People here already have popcorn and tickets. Wanna get down and durrrty??? (We can get Grumpaz to hold the book, and split the gate money... okay?? Good earner always)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:58 pm

Grumpaz wrote: DISCLAIMER: When the guillotine arrived in my back yard I thought I better do some scraping and bowing.

*Don't tell floppy*

You gotta guillotine???? COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:02 pm

So exactly who is this Anasasafras person? sounds not so bright. like, if he picked his nose his head would cave in.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:02 pm

Oh I like this... Flaming suppositories how about some whips..

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:54 pm

I'm good at holding books and great at collecting money. I used to be a bank teller. ( this could be my best get rich scheme yet):D

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:54 pm

Is the Garden becoming violent??? :yh_giggle :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:58 pm

Ah, my minder's arrived! What kept you, BR?? Grumpaz is keeping the book. I forget who I'm fighting, but - with you as insurance - I'll take on the lot. Floppy, I think?!! And Valerie. And Catastrophe too. The more the merrier.( Pam flexes her chests and cracks her knuckles meaningfully)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:00 pm

AussiePam wrote: Ah, my minder's arrived! What kept you, BR?? Grumpaz is keeping the book. I forget who I'm fighting, but - with you as insurance - I'll take on the lot. Floppy, I think?!! And Valerie. And Catastrophe too. The more the merrier.( Pam flexes her chests and cracks her knuckles meaningfully)
Reinforcements have arrived!! Who's first??? :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:01 pm

Who cares, BR. Let's thump the bloody lot of them, then take over FG !!!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:04 pm

AussiePam wrote: Who cares, BR. Let's thump the bloody lot of them, then take over FG !!!!!
As long as we can bring Floppy along!!

OK, that's it, you heard the lady....FG belongs to Flops, Pam and BR. Any revolts will be dealt with swiftly, and harshly. Bow to your leaders.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:07 pm

Floppy isn't going to like this ladies... she is taking over FG I wouldn't be messing with FLOPPY..

[QUOTE]Who cares, BR. Let's thump the bloody lot of them, then take over FG !!!!![/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:29 pm

No problemo, Ladies. As long as I'm FIRST among you equals, that's fine by me!! I am democratically unanimous in this command!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:36 pm

CARLA wrote: Floppy isn't going to like this ladies... she is taking over FG I wouldn't be messing with FLOPPY..
Actually, Carla, it's a group effort!! Care to join the ranks? :yh_bigsmi