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Bez
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I failed...I got 6 out of 10 but then I'm a Brit !

Would have like to know which ones I got wrong and the correct answers...

Can you guys help me out ?

How many times can a senator be re-elected?

3 times

2 times

No limit

4 times

In what month is the new President inaugurated?

November

December

January

February

Which president was the first Commander In Chief of the U.S. military?

George Washington

Abraham Lincoln

Ulysses S. Grant

Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.

What is the introduction to the Constitution called?

The Bill of Rights

The Declaration of Independence

The Preamble

The Unification of the States

In what year was the Constitution written?

1777

1776

1787

1786

Who has the power to declare war?

Congress

The Secretary of Defense

The President

The American public

Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?

John Adams

James Monroe

Thomas Jefferson

James Madison



Which countries were America's enemies during World War II?

Germany, Russia, and Japan

Germany, France, and Italy

Germany, Italy, and Japan

Germany, Japan, and China

Which of the following was not one of the original thirteen states?

Connecticut

Massachusetts

Vermont

New Hampshire

What country did the US fight during the revolutionary war?

Itself (the North vs the South)

Germany

France

England
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6 out of ten.

What country did the US fight during the revolutionary war?

Itself (the North vs the South)

Germany

France

England


The correct answer (great Britain) is missing. sheesh
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***You Failed the US Citizenship Test***

Oops, you only got 4 out of 10 right!


Mexico here I come...:)
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Ohhhhhhhhh the shame .. I only scored 1:o ....

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I got 9 out of 10 right

Of course hubby aced this quiz

I married a smart man :p
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annabelle wrote: Ohhhhhhhhh the shame .. I only scored 1:o ....



Creeps sloooowly out of the garden hoping nobody saw me ..... :o


I did slightly better - managed a 4 (oops!):-2
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***You Failed the US Citizenship Test***

Oops, you only got 4 out of 10 right!

Better than I expected I ony knew 1 the other 3 were lucky guesses

Or maybe I am smarter than I realised and they were educated guesses.

No just lucky :)
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flopstock wrote: were you GB then?:confused:


yep

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Sc ... fUnion.htm

n a poorly attended Scottish Parliament the MP's voted to agree the Union and on 16th January 1707 the Act of Union was signed. The Scottish parliament was dissolved and England and Scotland became one country.

Scotland kept its independence with respect to it's legal and religious systems, but coinage, taxation, sovereignty, trade , parliament and flag became one. The red cross of St. George combined with the blue cross of St. Andrew resulting in the 'old' union flag. This is popularly called the Union Jack, although strictly speaking, this only applies when it is flown on the jackstaff of a warship.



The Union flag that we recognise today did not appear until 1801, after another Act of Union, when the 'old' flag combined with the red cross of St. Patrick of Ireland.


strictly speaking not Great Britain, if you feel like being pedantic about it. GB after 1801. George the third was german just to confuse things even more.
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SnoozeControl wrote: Yikes, I only got 5 correct! :-2
me too. :yh_blush I should've paid more attention in my history classes.......:D
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gmc wrote: 6 out of ten.

The correct answer (great Britain) is missing. sheesh


France *did* come into it somewhere, didn't it? Hm?

I got 5. Good guesser, me.
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8 out of 10 ...How in the hell did I manage to do that?! I guess my memory's not that bad after all :p
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8 out of 10 and then I had BTS take it.............we differed on 4 questions and he was 8 out of 10................PBBBTTTSSSS
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You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
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flopstock wrote: were you GB then?:confused:
Nah, just okay back then. :D
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Accountable wrote: You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!


BUT...BUT......which questions did I get wrong?????????????
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7 of 10 but I would like to know what I missed.
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gmc wrote: strictly speaking not Great Britain, if you feel like being pedantic about it. GB after 1801.I think not, to be honest. "The United Kingdom of Great Britain" from scotland's entry to the Union until Ireland's, and "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland" for the following century. Great Britain is the name of the big island, Ireland is the name of the smaller one, that's all.

The site ought to have given the right answers with the mark. To be, I hope, sufficiently obscure as not to spoil the thing, if you label the multiple-choice answers ijkl then the right ones are kkikkikkkl
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number 8 is a trick question.

freaking French.


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Well I only got 3 right, but that's 3 more than I expected to get anyway hehehe.
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I failed... Guess I'll just hafta stay an Aussie.
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* * * SPOILER ALERT * * * ANSWERS FOLLOW * * *



Someone please let me know if I'm violating forum accepted practice by posting answers here...should I have PMed? If so, I'll edit....





Bez wrote: I failed...I got 6 out of 10 but then I'm a Brit !

Would have like to know which ones I got wrong and the correct answers...

Can you guys help me out ?

How many times can a senator be re-elected?

3 times

2 times

No limit

4 times

In what month is the new President inaugurated?

November

December

January

February

Which president was the first Commander In Chief of the U.S. military?

George Washington

Abraham Lincoln

Ulysses S. Grant

Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.

What is the introduction to the Constitution called?

The Bill of Rights

The Declaration of Independence

The Preamble

The Unification of the States

In what year was the Constitution written?

1777

1776

1787

1786

Who has the power to declare war?

Congress

The Secretary of Defense

The President

The American public

Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?

John Adams

James Monroe

Thomas Jefferson

James Madison



Which countries were America's enemies during World War II?

Germany, Russia, and Japan

Germany, France, and Italy

Germany, Italy, and Japan

Germany, Japan, and China

Which of the following was not one of the original thirteen states?

Connecticut

Massachusetts

Vermont

New Hampshire

What country did the US fight during the revolutionary war?

Itself (the North vs the South)

Germany

France

England


There is no limit to the number of times a Senator can be re-elected.

New Presidents are inaugurated in January. Whose bright idea this was, I've no clue - DC in January is COLD.

Washington was the first CIC of the US military.

The introduction to the Constitution is the Preamble: "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution of the United States of America."

The Constitution was written in 1787.

Congress has the power to declare war.

Thomas Jefferson wrote most of the Declaration of Independence.

Germany, Italy, and Japan were the three main enemies of the US in WWII.

Of the four choices listed, Vermont was not one of the original 13 states.

The US fought England (apparently that should be Great Britain, according to some Brits here; I always thought the two terms were interchangeable, as do most Americans - I learned something new ;) ) during the Revolution.
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