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shrike
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Bearing in mind that I'm NOT pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed,

a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or

PC/'green' hysteria could I be allowed to write a novel?

Or am I 'in denial'?



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shrike.
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I would think that anyone could write a novel...though not necessarily a good one. Be forewarned that if you plan on posting it here some members do not like long posts. :D
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koan wrote: I would think that anyone could write a novel...though not necessarily a good one. Be forewarned that if you plan on posting it here some members do not like long posts. :D


It's nice to know that novels needn't be 'good', koan.

I needed to know that.





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shrike.
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shrike wrote: It's nice to know that novels needn't be 'good', koan.

I needed to know that.





Regards,

shrike.


Do you plan on writing a bad one? I didn't say I thought it would get published...unless you write about being pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed, a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or

PC/'green' hysteria.
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koan wrote: Do you plan on writing a bad one? I didn't say I thought it would get published...unless you write about being pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed, a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or

PC/'green' hysteria.




I have an idea in mind.

A poor, molested British child overcomes his problems through being

born intelligent, though black and HIV-positive.

He dabbles in drugs and drink when he's young but becomes, because

of his austere beauty, a male model and porn star.

One day, while making a porn film, a British MP who just happens to be

passing through the studio glances at the boy and immediately recognises

prime-ministerial potential in him.

He immediately takes him 'under his wing'.

Ten years later the boy is crowned Prime Minister of England and scores the

winning goal in the 20** FA Cup Final and marries the Queen of England.

He dies two years later but not before fathering three score of bastards.



THE END.





I'm stuck at the beginning of Chapter II (or 2) when I find I have to give the

little sod a name.
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Pip?
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lady cop wrote: Pip?


Magwitch?
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shrike wrote: Magwitch?
Progeny?
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