SnoozeControl wrote: ... but when has that ever stopped me?
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered.
"I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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Thanks for the cute chuckles! After a day of flooding in my house, car repairs, and a host of other challenges, it was nice to have something to laugh at besides myself!
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Thanks Snooze, you've brightened up my day:wah:
Thanks Snooze, you've brightened up my day:wah:
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Oh Snoozie...you are soooooo bad.



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