Working On The Fourth Husband

jaggedlittlegirl · Post by **jaggedlittlegirl** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:32 pm

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:40 pm

That is totally cruel, Jagged. But it gives me an idea.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:28 pm

And I'll bet that her TRUE friends helped her pick the mushrooms......

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:47 pm

My ex-sister-in-law is married to her 4th husband. Always the bride, Never the bridesmaid :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:33 pm

magenta flame;664406 wrote: My stupid sister got to her third then discovered she was gay!

Is she now on her first wife?