THe Hunt Is On!

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:31 pm

A filmmaker is offering a $3 million reward for proof that Elvis is still alive.

Adam Muskiewicz is making a documentary called "The Truth About Elvis."

He wrote on his Web site, ElvisWanted.com, that he's spent two years interviewing 150 friends, conspiracy theorists and others, trying to find out what they know about Elvis' whereabouts.

"The Truth About Elvis" comes out next year, around the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:34 pm

CheshireCat wrote: FONT=Century Gothic]SIZE=3]COLOR=blue]A filmmaker is offering a $3 million reward for proof that Elvis is still alive. /COLOR]/SIZE]/FONT]

FONT=Century Gothic]SIZE=3]COLOR=blue]Adam Muskiewicz is making a documentary called "The Truth About Elvis." /COLOR]/SIZE]/FONT]

Sounds like a great way to publicise a little pot-boiler with no risk of paying out.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:40 pm

Bill Sikes wrote: Sounds like a great way to publicise a little pot-boiler with no risk of paying out.

No doubt you're right! This guys been all over Memphis this week, stopping traffic and being a nuscense!

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:37 pm

Elvis lives with us.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:39 pm

Tombstone wrote: Elvis lives with us.

Didn't know you ran a chip shop, TS!

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:05 pm

Well, you know, he's quiet and keeps to himself.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:54 pm

If nothing else, good publicity for the movie.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:54 pm

Tombstone!! NOT !!! Stone the Crows, Mate !!!!!

I suppose it's time for the truth. I don't know whether it was the fried peanut butter sandwiches, the sycophantic minders, being mobbed by lovelorn ladies or all those tight glittery costumes, but suddenly it was too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Losing weight was a pain. The sex change wasn't a whole lot of laughs either. What I found really hard though, Sport, was swapping that deeeep south drawl for a bonzer, true blue, fair bloody dinkum aussie accent.

I still do the pelvic thrust dance thingie, but nowadays it's in blue suede five inch heeled boots!! And it's no longer Blue Hawaii, but Blue Gold Coast. Hound dogs are of course Hound Dingoes.

And now I'm a shiela I've changed me name to Elvira ...

LOVE ME TENDER, LOVE ME TRUE

LOVE ME GENDER BEND

TOMBSTONE I'VE THE HOTS FOR YOU

COME AND BE MY FRIEND

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:05 pm

Tombstone wrote: Elvis lives with us.Liar, liar, pantsonfire...:yh_liar

Actually he's now called Herbert Twimble and he lives here in Lancashire UK.

Occasionally he ventures out and on Halloween he dresses as Elvis and goes trick or treating, he does'nt get many sweets as all the locals think he's a crap impersonator.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:32 pm

Domingo Samudio is a push boat driver in the Intracoastal Waterway. His main course of travel is between Lake Charles, LA and Christmas Bayou in Texas. He is best known as his part of Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs. He wrote Wooly Bully and recorded it 1966. Elvis went to work with him and now has his own boat and only takes the helm at night. It was about 2:00 AM and under the darkness of a new moon, we saw the barges pushed up onto a sandbar. All lights were off as we eased by in our small and very quite sailboat. A dim light turned on and I looked into the open cabin door as we passed, and there he was. It is a sighting I rarely speak of. We were transporting a considerably large quantity of contraband. We had been sampling some of it, just to stay awake of course.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:54 pm

Hmmmnnn. Elvis was a very very talented entertainer, but I think we can be quite confident in asserting that the most likely explanation for his death in 1977, his funeral, and his general not being around since that time is best explained by the fact that he is indeed dead. That is unfortunate (especially for Mr. Presely); however, it is the way of things and in no way an uncommon occurence.

Incidently, I did at one time live in Munich, in Germany, and was good friends with one Ralph Schmidt, who I can say in all certainty was quite certainly the worst elvis impersonator I ever encountered. Even my German friends appreciated how apocalptically poor his attempt at impersonating the great man was. But I must admit that watching him trying to recreate the magic of the 68 comeback special, despite his thick german accent, blond hair, 6,7" height (not to say an utter lack of any talent whatsoever, except for being oblivious to everything) while being taunted and having pretzels and bowls of sauerkraut thrown at him by his sceptcial German audience during the Oktoberfest was a moving (if surreal experience).

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:35 pm

:yh_rotfl hmmmnnnn You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:41 pm

I talked to Elvis Presley today and he agreed to let me take a quick snapshot of him. So indeed, Elvis is in Idaho! That's why no one has spotted him.

Who would have guessed?

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CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:22 am

Ya'll are SO funny! I love it!! Really, this has been a pain for us around here for years, this thread is making ny morning!!

Thank ya, thank ya very much!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:03 am

Elvis works at a truck stop in Knoxville, we used to see him there all the time!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:05 pm

Well, I don't know who all those other impersonators are, but I do know for a fact that Elvis is locked up in Lulu's closet in her spare room! I saw him...well, I didn't actually see him, but I heard him plinkin' away on his guitar, I Was The One and Heartbreak Hotel and his blue suede shoes were sitting right there on the floor. Lulu says he comes out some nights, when no one's around and slips out the side door that leads to the jacuzzi. He's embarrassed to let anyone see him, as he hasn't been able to dye his hair for some time and Lulu says he resembles Ted Knight (Mary Tyler Moore Show). She leaves plates of chunky peanut better sandwiches and cheeseburgers on a tray for him, so he won't have to come to the supper table.

Anyone have the telephone number of Adam Muskiewicz?

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:32 pm

Zapata wrote: Well, I don't know who all those other impersonators are, but I do know for a fact that Elvis is locked up in Lulu's closet in her spare room! I saw him...well, I didn't actually see him, but I heard him plinkin' away on his guitar, I Was The One and Heartbreak Hotel and his blue suede shoes were sitting right there on the floor. Lulu says he comes out some nights, when no one's around and slips out the side door that leads to the jacuzzi. He's embarrassed to let anyone see him, as he hasn't been able to dye his hair for some time and Lulu says he resembles Ted Knight (Mary Tyler Moore Show). She leaves plates of chunky peanut better sandwiches and cheeseburgers on a tray for him, so he won't have to come to the supper table.

Anyone have the telephone number of Adam Muskiewicz?

Funny! You all should report these to ACRSK (Agency for Confirmation and Registration of Sightings of the King )

No kidding, these poeple are NUTS!

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:12 pm

I heard about it from my UPS guy! :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:17 pm

Elvis was born in 1935 - I just looked it up. You're looking for a 71 year old.

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CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:23 pm

Found him!! :p