T-Shirt Slogans

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:11 am

helefra wrote: I thought this would be a good idea to start a thread on t-shirt slogans - love 'em or hate 'em. What is the best slogan(s) you have ever seen.

I remember one t-shirt slogan which I saw and still remember today, even though I saw it 20 years ago!

What size condom are you?

small . . . . . Medium . . . . . . LIAR

It made me laugh.

That is *very funny!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:00 am

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Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:56 am

Just a partial list of the ones I own.

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:00 am

:wah: Hahaha those are some brilliant slogans there Peg!!

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:47 am

one of my favs.

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zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:29 am

Peg wrote: Just a partial list of the ones I own.

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

Was someone talking about me?:-5

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:21 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

My granddaughter has a couple I really like.

Some mornings it's just not worth the effort to chew thru the leather straps.

I miss my straitjacket.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:40 am

Forum garden:

Who are you?

:wah:;)

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:47 am

Grumpaz wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

My granddaughter has a couple I really like.

Some mornings it's just not worth the effort to chew thru the leather straps.

I miss my straitjacket.

GPAZ!!

Nice to see you here, my friend.

Hope you're healing nicely :-6

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:56 am

I like these! :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:58 am

And these.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:59 am

Rapper :-4

I must say

I like the Beaver shirt

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:23 am

EAT SALMON

The other pink meat!!

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:31 am

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:53 am

I just bought this one! :p

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:13 am

these are great!

:wah:

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:18 am

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

I love that one Peg:wah:

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:21 pm

OK,seeing how I could not put this pic in the right thread for some reason.I will put it here for Marie.Its not the shirt she wanted but it will give you and idea of what it might look like.I like this little frilly number.The next too it is just one my top shirts from Carlin.

Am I nutz or what?

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MoreThanALover · Post by **MoreThanALover** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:42 pm

I remember a shirt I saw and really wanted that said...

You looked hotter online.

MoreThanALover · Post by **MoreThanALover** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:59 pm

Lookin good tater! That is so your style

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:09 am

Don't take life so seriously..

You'll never get out of it alive.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:24 am

thanks for the pics, Tater. Great!

Here are some more slogans:

I'm trying to find myself, have you seen me anywhere?

I live in my own little world, but that's OK, they know me there.

You can't fix stupid.

Who dropped that house on my sister?

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:41 am

I saw a t-shirt once that had Don't follow me, I'm lost printed on the back.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:14 am

Shweet tatersalad wrote: OK,seeing how I could not put this pic in the right thread for some reason.I will put it here for Marie.Its not the shirt she wanted but it will give you and idea of what it might look like.I like this little frilly number.The next too it is just one my top shirts from Carlin.

Am I nutz or what?

Tater! :-6

Nice pic!

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:28 am

Pinky wrote: I tried to catch up to ask him where he got it, but I think he thought I was a weirdo and legged it, haha!

Hey Pinky!

Ruthlessgear.com

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:37 am

CheshireCat wrote: Hey Pinky!

Ruthlessgear.com

You're supposed to be modeling these C2.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:37 am

Pinky wrote: I want THAT one!!!!:D

I thought you'd like it! :-6

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:55 am

I've always been fond of

"I'm going nucking futs!"

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:16 pm

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Why Be Normal?

A Waist is a terrible thing to mind

Beauty Comes in All Sizes

The more I see of people, the more I like my chinchilla.

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:25 pm

Oh man, I must be bored! :p

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:58 pm

abbey wrote: ______________________________

yeah! :p

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:00 pm

Peg wrote: Just a partial list of the ones I own.

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin

Funny! You have quite the t-shirt collection!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:04 pm

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