A Question for Betty Theia
A Question for Betty Theia
A friend of my wife and I started her singing at a Cornish Folk club in a cave in a cove.
The cove was associated with afolk legend about a masked ball where revellers regularly gathered. One day a wife, knowing her husband frequented the cove, dressed up and went. Meeting her husband she stole his heart and he vowed ti run off with her.
I'm damned if I can remember the name of the place - even though we have been there.
Any ideas?
The cove was associated with afolk legend about a masked ball where revellers regularly gathered. One day a wife, knowing her husband frequented the cove, dressed up and went. Meeting her husband she stole his heart and he vowed ti run off with her.
I'm damned if I can remember the name of the place - even though we have been there.
Any ideas?
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A Question for Betty Theia
Nothing springs to mind immediately, will ponder a while longer! 
A Question for Betty Theia
Betty Boop wrote: Nothing springs to mind immediately, will ponder a while longer! 
Many thanks - it's driving me crazy!
Many thanks - it's driving me crazy!
A Question for Betty Theia
Any other clues, Bryn? Can you remember perhaps the nearest town or village?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
A Question for Betty Theia
theia wrote: Any other clues, Bryn? Can you remember perhaps the nearest town or village?
I found it.
Dragging back through all of Jenny's old song sheets, it's Lamorna Cove
LAMORNA
Lamorna
So now I'll sing to you,
'Tis about a maiden fair
I met the other evening
In the corner of the square.
She had a dark and roving eye,
She was a charming rover,
And we rode all night
In the pale moonlight
Away down to Lamorna
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square,
I never shall forget,
Her eyes they shone like diamonds
And the evening it was wet, wet, wet.
Her hair hung down in curls,
She was a charming rover,
And we rode all night
In the pale moonlight
Away down to Lamorna
As we got in the cab
I asked her for her name,
And when she gave it me,
Well, mine it was the same.
So I lifted up her veil,
For her face was covered over;
To my surprise it was my wife
I'd rode down to Lamorna
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square, etc.
She said, "I knowed 'ee well,
I knowed 'ee all the while,
I knowed you in the dark
And I did it for a lark (lark, lark).
And for that lark you'll pay,
For the roving of yer donor,
You'll pay the fare, I do declare,
Away down to Lamorna"
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square, etc.
Story's not quite as I remembered it but at least I'm not banging my head against a brick wall any more.
Thanks for you trouble
I found it.
Dragging back through all of Jenny's old song sheets, it's Lamorna Cove
LAMORNA
Lamorna
So now I'll sing to you,
'Tis about a maiden fair
I met the other evening
In the corner of the square.
She had a dark and roving eye,
She was a charming rover,
And we rode all night
In the pale moonlight
Away down to Lamorna
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square,
I never shall forget,
Her eyes they shone like diamonds
And the evening it was wet, wet, wet.
Her hair hung down in curls,
She was a charming rover,
And we rode all night
In the pale moonlight
Away down to Lamorna
As we got in the cab
I asked her for her name,
And when she gave it me,
Well, mine it was the same.
So I lifted up her veil,
For her face was covered over;
To my surprise it was my wife
I'd rode down to Lamorna
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square, etc.
She said, "I knowed 'ee well,
I knowed 'ee all the while,
I knowed you in the dark
And I did it for a lark (lark, lark).
And for that lark you'll pay,
For the roving of yer donor,
You'll pay the fare, I do declare,
Away down to Lamorna"
Chorus:
'Twas down in Albert Square, etc.
Story's not quite as I remembered it but at least I'm not banging my head against a brick wall any more.
Thanks for you trouble
A Question for Betty Theia
Hold on, this reminds me a bit of that song by Kate Bush "Babooshka", in which the wife uses letters and then some sort of dodgy costume to revive her flagging sex life, though perhaps Mrs. Bush based it on an old Cornish folk legend. There is an Irish legend of a particularly bad pipe player who got tricked by the fairies or the pukka into thinking he was the best player in the world and somehow married an old hag along the way, whom he though was the fairest maid on the isle. And who he brought home to his mammy in traditional Irish style just before the Glamour was removed and etc etc, it didn't end well anyway, thats all I remember.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
A Question for Betty Theia
Kate Bush Discography
Song Index
Babooshka
She wanted to test her husband,
She knew exactly what to do,
A pseudonym to fool him,
She couldn't have made a worse move.
She sent him scented letters,
And he received them with a strange delight,
Just like his wife,
But how she was before the tears,
And how she was before the years flew by,
And how she was when she was beautiful.
She signed the letter:
Chorus
All yours. Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka - ya-ya
She wanted to take it further,
So she arranged a place to go,
To see if he,
Would fall for her incognito.
And when he laid eyes on her,
He got the feeling they had met before,
Uncanny how she
Reminds him of his little lady,
Capacity to give him all he needs,
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful,
He shouted out, I'm...
Chorus
Song Index
Babooshka
She wanted to test her husband,
She knew exactly what to do,
A pseudonym to fool him,
She couldn't have made a worse move.
She sent him scented letters,
And he received them with a strange delight,
Just like his wife,
But how she was before the tears,
And how she was before the years flew by,
And how she was when she was beautiful.
She signed the letter:
Chorus
All yours. Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka - ya-ya
She wanted to take it further,
So she arranged a place to go,
To see if he,
Would fall for her incognito.
And when he laid eyes on her,
He got the feeling they had met before,
Uncanny how she
Reminds him of his little lady,
Capacity to give him all he needs,
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful,
He shouted out, I'm...
Chorus
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
A Question for Betty Theia
Isn't there another song involving pina coladas with a similar theme?? Grin. Now I'll be banging my head agains the wall, Bryn, till I've remembered how it goes.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
A Question for Betty Theia
Pammie, do you mean this one?
The Pina Colada Song
----------------------------
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
,
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape
(repeat chorus twice and fade out)
I love Kate Bush's music too, Carla, but "Wuthering Heights" is my favourite! :-6
The Pina Colada Song
----------------------------
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
,
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape
(repeat chorus twice and fade out)
I love Kate Bush's music too, Carla, but "Wuthering Heights" is my favourite! :-6
A Question for Betty Theia
Another Kate Bush fan here, Rap...the Red Shoes album cuts me in two, especially Moments of Pleasure :-1
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
A Question for Betty Theia
and now I've found it I cannot get the damned tune out of my head 

A Question for Betty Theia
Bryn Mawr wrote: and now I've found it I cannot get the damned tune out of my head 
How does it go again? :wah:

How does it go again? :wah:
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
A Question for Betty Theia
theia wrote: How does it go again? :wah:
That's cruel :p
That's cruel :p