Complete the Sentence

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:03 am

buttercup wrote: open my eyes

the best thing in life is
revenge"

Ike turned around his small cell, closed his eyes & raised his fists to the ceiling.

"As god is my witness i'll_____

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:03 am

February_Stormz wrote: Never use rat poison on my wife again.

It is a known fact that Coke will clean rust out of a toilet.

I wonder what would happen if Coke was used to ___________.

clean off the silverware.

I asked the maids to go and fetch_________________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:56 pm

kensloft wrote: clean off the silverware.

I asked the maids to go and fetch_________________________

dog from the yard as he had mud on his paws, tulips in his mouth and_______________________________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:45 pm

February_Stormz wrote: food on his mind. He jumped through the doggy door, into the house and onto the ______________________________.
table, and ate a whole dish of caviar i'd prepared for_______

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:00 pm

the president and his wife who _____________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:02 pm

devist8me wrote: the president and his wife who _____________________________
were in town to attend the grand opening of the________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:01 am

abbey wrote: were in town to attend the grand opening of the________
of the local Walmart.

Once the ribbon was cut they decided____________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:45 pm

kensloft wrote: of the local Walmart.

Once the ribbon was cut they decided____________________
to do a little shopping"

Ladycop did'nt like the look of the 1st Lady and so decided to follow her.

"I can always tell a shoplifter when i see one!"

She muttered as she ducked out of sight behind the_______

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:58 pm

February_Stormz wrote: stuffed animals in the kids department. Then another suspicious looking person walked by with a large, slightly puffy, abnormally shaped _________________
hump!

LC escorted the sheepish humped man to the managers office.

"Take off your coat & show me your hump now, and don't look at me in that lecherous way scumbag, i only ever wear Spandex undercover!"

The guy slowly began to peel his coat off to reveal______

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:16 pm

abbey wrote: hump!

LC escorted the sheepish humped man to the managers office.

"Take off your coat & show me your hump now, and don't look at me in that lecherous way scumbag, i only ever wear Spandex undercover!"

The guy slowly began to peel his coat off to reveal______
an enormous growth in the shape of a shopping bag.

Even lady cop gasped when she saw____________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:35 pm

kensloft wrote: an enormous growth in the shape of a shopping bag.

Even lady cop gasped when she saw____________________
the deformity. Noting the late hour she left for home. I couldn't resist following her. As she wheeled into her driveway I slowly passed and was shocked to see a twin! TWO L.C's passing as ONE! The 2nd one spotted me and___________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:10 pm

David813 wrote: the deformity. Noting the late hour she left for home. I couldn't resist following her. As she wheeled into her driveway I slowly passed and was shocked to see a twin! TWO L.C's passing as ONE! The 2nd one spotted me and___________
hopped into the car with her twin to give chase.

I immediately turned the first corner to discover that____________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:25 pm

kensloft wrote: hopped into the car with her twin to give chase.

I immediately turned the first corner to discover that____________________
I'd LOST them both! I accelerated and whizzed straight out of town with a big grin on my face. I wasn't going to stop now. Right then the car started________

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:49 am

David813 wrote: I'd LOST them both! I accelerated and whizzed straight out of town with a big grin on my face. I wasn't going to stop now. Right then the car started________

flying.

I screamed as I was afraid of where the car________________

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:55 am

Woah -- is this "complete the SENTENCE".. or "continue the STORY"??? :-2 LOL

I ready the first couple pages.. then skipped to the last and thougth I went to a new thread.. :p (hee-heee) Just teasing you guys...

I guess I'll wait until your story is finished....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:24 am

Porpoise wrote: flying.

I screamed as I was afraid of where the car________________
was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:22 pm

abbey wrote: was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______

the 2 lady cops, guns drawn awaiting my landing.

I couldn't veer because the jet_____________________

(ladybug, finish the sentence and then start another for the next to answer)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:48 pm

abbey wrote: was going and if i'd crash!

I heard a boom, looked to the left and saw a fighter plane waving me down, i looked beneath me & saw _______
Three blind mice and half a kipper. Suddenly it became clear. The_________

Mookey1229 · Post by **Mookey1229** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:22 pm

.....thought of continuing the journey or turn around and go back, but suddenly an overwhelming thought occured to me and I____________________

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:23 am

leaflets about butter and vitamin D popped out. She decided to________

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:09 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....put them in an envelope and send them to her great Uncle Kram, who was a world renowned butter pamphlet collector. She was sure he didnt have this one. She licked the stamp and.....

and said, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," she then decided to book a flight to Fresno to hook up with Fabio when_______________________________________

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:43 am

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: and said, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," she then decided to book a flight to Fresno to hook up with Fabio when_______________________________________

...the plane did a sudden u-turn and ended up in Heathrow UK cos the pilot had been...........

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:34 pm

Clipper wrote: promised a date with Aussie Pam and he didn't give a damn about airline schedules. Upon landing the pilot.......

was in for a pleasant surprise. He was delighted to see .........

Sherrinvale · Post by **Sherrinvale** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:54 am

Clipper wrote: promised a date with Aussie Pam and he didn't give a damn about airline schedules. Upon landing the pilot.......

it became clear that he should have worn warmer clothes and at least something on his feet ...........:-3

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:20 pm

Sherrinvale wrote: it became clear that he should have worn warmer clothes and at least something on his feet ...........:-3

so he rushed into the airplane hangar and searched around for a pair of boots. While he was looking around he suddenly......

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:07 am

Astra wrote: so he rushed into the airplane hangar and searched around for a pair of boots. While he was looking around he suddenly......
was appraoched by four men wearing black suits and dark sunglasses....

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:20 pm

mrsK wrote: They asked him to stand still,lift his hands in the air and..........

Do the hoky poky and turn himself around 'cos.........

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:32 am

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Do the hoky poky and turn himself around 'cos.........

....He said Go to hell!

daBunnyWendy7 · Post by **daBunnyWendy7** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:32 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: ....He said Go to hell! prev good,BUMP up da VOL

on t oldies IMHO
....as their partner commenced licking his toes. AAAAH , I'll talk gggasp... ! I'll tell you anything JUST MAKE THAT DOG STOP!!!

THe _______ is............

:-6