What's The Deal With The Toilet Seat?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:36 am

flopstock wrote: My first thought when I read this was..

Here's something I bet he NEVER thought he would be saying to a group of people....:wah: :wah:

Hahaha funny the things FG can make you come out with isn't it!! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:52 am

When I started this thread....I never thought......well.....the things we learn at FG! :wah:

Casey Morgan · Post by **Casey Morgan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:47 am

Ann Landers had the right idea on this one years ago. Her advice was simple: when you're done using the toilet put the LID down. That's why they're there, so you don't have to look at an open toilet.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:25 pm

AND...it keeps the germs in the toilet from spraying all over the room when you flush it!

Oh...and by the way...is your toothbrush in the area of the toilet?

Casey Morgan · Post by **Casey Morgan** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:02 am

Ewww, seriously, did you read that? I had to toss my old toothbrush. I keep the new one in a travel case.

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:19 am

Casey Morgan wrote: Ewww, seriously, did you read that? I had to toss my old toothbrush. I keep the new one in a travel case.

:D hehehehehe..........don't be believing everything that you hear Casey or you will be burning down your house and living in the good ole dirty outdoors with no toothbrush or comb or anything that sits in your bathroom. And what about all those nasty germs that stay in the toilet waiting to attack your bum when you sit there. Don't throw out your bum now:D

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:45 am

:flopstock wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Reminds me of the time i used an old toothbrush to clean the sink and then found out he was still using it... said it tasted like comet...:wah:

:D Yo Floppy........I did that to myself once ptuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiii

How come I can have 4,000 PM's and only 4 smilies on a post?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:27 am

Ah come on. You women get way too excited about wehter the toilet seat is up or down. Turn off a light in the house every now and then. Then you can complain. Besides how many guys have you known who did'nt notice the seat was'nt down before he sat down to do his other buisness?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:58 am

flopstock wrote: Well darlin... #1 chances are it was NOT the female who left it up on you, now was it? and #2,3,4.... the female of the species has an intake valve that you only have to look at funny to create a UTI!... so while a guy may do a ball bounce off the watertop...the instinctive clench of the female acts as a suction...if ya know what i'm getting at here...:sneaky:

Yeah but you never addressed turning off the lights in the house.

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:11 am

YZGI wrote: Yeah but you never addressed turning off the lights in the house.

OK , Got it...........make lights that put down the toilet seat when you shut off the light:D

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:13 am

miriam wrote: OK , Got it...........make lights that put down the toilet seat when you shut off the light:D
Now I reckon that would work.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:15 am

flopstock wrote: The lights and the frickin' cordless left off the charger... only time guys DON't complain about it is when THEY do it~

And while we're on the subject, quit asking me where the hell I've put the remote... as if I can even recall what color it was..:p

Oh yeah... ya DON'T want the wallet washed?? Wash your own damned clothes!:D

Rut RO--I believe we have stepped into some issues here.

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:24 am

flopstock wrote: The lights and the frickin' cordless left off the charger... only time guys DON't complain about it is when THEY do it~

And while we're on the subject, quit asking me where the hell I've put the remote... as if I can even recall what color it was..:p

Oh yeah... ya DON'T want the wallet washed?? Wash your own damned clothes!:D

I seem to recall not too long ago that the remote was found in the folds of a huge lady's crotch.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:40 am

miriam wrote: I seem to recall not too long ago that the remote was found in the folds of a huge lady's crotch.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
*puts away bag of potato chips* :yh_sick

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:24 am

You all've reminded me that, several years ago, the zoo had a Halloween fund-raiser at a mansion which is now used soley for that purpose. It was originally built by a football player whose name I've forgotten. The master bath had two "suites," so to speak and one toilet had a light beam which raised the seat when you approached it! Some people have more money than they need, it appears. :wah:

(Rick Fox came to that party...he is just possibly the most beautiful human being I've ever seen....his female retinue thought so, too.)

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:31 pm

You guys aren't gonna believe this. BEST NEWS FOR THE LADIES......here

Jez take a peek at this baby http://www.harmonyseat.com/html/bemisOverview.htm

Sorry, that's not it and I can't find it but it is a toiled that raises and lowers itself, or lowers itself anyway. Housewives go get 'em. Steal hubby's money:yh_rotfl

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 pm

Another go at it automatically lowering toilet seat

http://www.harmonyseat.com/

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:44 pm

"Harmony!" And it comes in gentle pink, too! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:08 am

As if that's the ONLY thing......:wah:

Casey Morgan · Post by **Casey Morgan** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:12 am

Well actually, it did in our house. And it's a moot arguement for an entire generation now. My sisters' kids have all been raised to close the lid when they're done.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:22 pm

Can it be? A new generation of lid-lowerers? :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:39 pm

Have a gander at this...........I get some words to go with it.

, germ free:D

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:51 pm

Ooh, nice! That looks like fun. Then women would complain about guys playing with the cool toilet seat for hours on end... whilst waiting outside impatiently tryin' to "hold it"!

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:46 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Oh yeah! And don't forget they hold it in all day so when they finally go - it stinks!

And they don't flush!

yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

How on earth did i miss this thread ---- this is my biggest pet hate IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

How, on gods earth, can a guy miss, like how big is the hole that they need to aim for . Every time..... EVERYTIME little friggin sprinkles all over the bloody seat and do they flush....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats far to easy its like they do it deliberately they pi$$ on the floor, up the wall , any where but the intended pan - dirty twats . And don't even get me started on number 2s that take about 4 flushes just to break them and HE thinks thats FUNNY

and unwanted hair of the pubic kind AND SKID MARKS :yh_sick :-5

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:49 am

flopstock wrote: Here's the deal with toilet seats...

It is a seat, NOT a hood, Not a backstop.

When I open the door to my car and sit down, I expect that the seat will be there. Don't recall the last time I had the conscious thought 'oh, there you are seat!'

When I go into my kitchen and sit on a chair, I expect the seat to be there.

When I walk into my living room, set down my glass and ease back onto the sofa, I expect the cushions to be there.

If I go to a location where I always sit, and can have a reasonable certainty that the location is still sealed to the floor, I expect to have a seat. Not a bird bath. Not a chilled germ infested butt slide into the very bowl I don't want my dog to stick its tongue into...

It is a seat. And until a man can show me that he can comfortably sit on that seat, in the 'up' position...he doesn't have any excuse for not putting it back where he found it.:p:-3 Um, when you go to the cinema, the seats are up. *ducks*

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:16 am

Accountable wrote: :-3 Um, when you go to the cinema, the seats are up. *ducks*

:yh_rotfl Ya sit, they stay down, ya get up and "poof" they go up again:yh_rotfl

Why can't they make toilet seats that fling up when they see a *thingie* and go down when said *peepee" goes away. So okay, the seat should clean itself too:yh_rotfl

EagleWoman04 · Post by **EagleWoman04** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:23 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?
:-3 Well if you think the seat is up because that's how you last saw it. You get the shock of your life when you sit down thinking your going to be on the seat and you are not! Splat!:wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:02 am

Okay fine. You want practical solutions? Here's practical solutions.

1. Both males & females start lowering the lid. Not just the seat, the lid as well. The toilet looks better that way, anyway.

2. If that doesn't work, get those fuzzy toilet seat covers. They usually make the seat too thick to stay up & it'll force the guy to either hold it with the other hand or sit down.

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:02 am

Accountable wrote: Okay fine. You want practical solutions? Here's practical solutions.

1. Both males & females start lowering the lid. Not just the seat, the lid as well. The toilet looks better that way, anyway.

2. If that doesn't work, get those fuzzy toilet seat covers. They usually make the seat too thick to stay up & it'll force the guy to either hold it with the other hand or sit down.

Oh dear Accountable

Men find it hard to hit the mark anyway with both hands. Imaging the chaos if the had to use one hand to hold the seat up and aim too. eeeek:D

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:39 pm

He COULD use his knee.....

(TO BALANCE THE SEAT, OF COURSE!) :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:42 pm

Lulu2 wrote: He COULD use his knee.....

(TO BALANCE THE SEAT, OF COURSE!) :wah:

I can just see it. Man with knee holding up seat, willie in hand, wobbling, losing balance.......oooooops, now we gotta clean the pee off the ceiling:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:45 am

weber wrote: I can just see it. Man with knee holding up seat, willie in hand, wobbling, losing balance.......oooooops, now we gotta clean the pee off the ceiling:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl:wah: Lying there in pain, looking like some bizarre water fountain.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:56 am

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:09 am

weber wrote: I can just see it. Man with knee holding up seat, willie in hand, wobbling, losing balance.......oooooops, now we gotta clean the pee off the ceiling:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

GUFFAW... and I love the waterspout, Acc!