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I never fall for that stuff... :D

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Now the real question regarding this tidbit... why would you lead a cow up or down stairs? :wah: This does lead into another little known bit of information... does anyone know why there are spiral staircases in firehouses?


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G-man wrote: I never fall for that stuff... :D

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Now the real question regarding this tidbit... why would you lead a cow up or down stairs? :wah:


In case you get thirsty and your bedroom is on the second floor.

If you want to mooove a cow I hope you don't fall lest it follow your descent.
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weber wrote: The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the

name of the Don McLean song.):guitaristI never knew that!:)
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A man called Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately 69 years!:(
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The distance from Villa Park in Birmingham to the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff is 101.6 miles, which is the same number of millimetres in an inch :D


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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
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chocoholic wrote: Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
Its hard to get struck by lightning sitting on the couch eating bon bons watching soap operas. Just kidding calm down.
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YZGI wrote: Its hard to get struck by lightning sitting on the couch eating bon bons watching soap operas. Just kidding calm down.
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YZGI wrote: Its hard to get struck by lightning sitting on the couch eating bon bons watching soap operas. Just kidding calm down.


:yh_rotfl

yea, well, all you guys walking around the golf course with your little lightening rods might have something to do with it. :rolleyes:
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"Inflation" is so sharp, it cuts your money in half without touching it! :wah:
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guppy wrote: :yh_rotfl

yea, well, all you guys walking around the golf course with your little lightening rods might have something to do with it. :rolleyes:


I like to hold my clubs in my teeth when it's storming..:yh_idea
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Fingernails grow 4 times faster than toenails:)
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Cocaine was the first local anaesthetic; being used as such from about 1884 onwards
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Great thread, Pinky!

Identical twins share the exact same DNA; their fingerprints, however, are unique to each of them. :-6
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Males produce one thousand sperm cells each second - 86 million each day.



hehehe still thinking it's great Cher tee hee hee
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minks wrote: Males produce one thousand sperm cells each second - 86 million each day.



hehehe still thinking it's great Cher tee hee hee


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My mom had 3 brothers, but they only had 2 :thinking:


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cherandbuster wrote: Minxsy :-4

I love your mind

Especially when it's dirty :guitarist


I should go wash it huh.... :wah: Well it's slowing my puter down so have to go reboot maybe I will come back all clean :wah:
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G-man wrote: does anyone know why there are spiral staircases in firehouses?


My guess would be that firehouses use spiral staircases because they flow straight down to the ground so as to save space. If they used a staircase that went at....say....a 45 degree angle, it would take up significantly more room as opposed to a 90 degree angled staircase.
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Pinky wrote: Do they still use poles?


for dancing?? :wah:
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Pinky wrote: I could make a really obscene comment concerning firemen's poles, but something tells me I'd better not :lips: :D


coward:rolleyes:
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Pinky wrote: I could make a really obscene comment concerning firemen's poles, but something tells me I'd better not :lips: :D


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cherandbuster wrote: Pinky

You're the BEST :guitarist


Pssst go ahead Pinks
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Pinky wrote: I could make a really obscene comment concerning firemen's poles, but something tells me I'd better not :lips: :D


:yh_think Something tells me you already have
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Pinky wrote: Well, I was trying to be polite, lol!

Are you a fireman K? :yh_giggle


No

It had crossed my mind, but seeing as how I dropped out of high school I cannot. Funny how how you can be a police officer with a GED, but you cant be a fireman. This logic confuses me.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't slide down a pole for you...:yh_giggle
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Pinky wrote: DAMN!!!!

I drove ten hours to go see Betty Boop!

3 hours is nothing for me. (Would it be two if I drove at normal speed for me, lol!)

I even got chatting to a pilot who was going to Dayton that day, I could have hitched a lift!:D


Actually it would be about 3 hours if you drive the way I drive....I don't speed excessively, however I always drive about 10-15 miles an hour over the speed limit...

Don't matter what the speed limit is, If i'm not going over by atleast 10-15, I get bored rather easily....besides, around where I live the speed never reaches above 65....and that seems like a snails pace to me

(And I haven't even raced my race car yet -- I cant wait)
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A shrimp's heart is in its head:D

(I wonder if it has a brain):yh_rotfl
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Pinky wrote: Unfortunately, those of us with our hearts in ours heads rarely have room for a brain.:rolleyes:


Us guys get accused of having our hearts in our heads alot....

I keep trying to tell them, "If our hearts were in our heads, we would cuddle alot more" :lips:
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.:D

Many time have I been called a twit2:yh_rotfl
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I thought twit meant dumb...
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This is a true fact. Twit means dumb to us but it is slang. What I printed is the real word for a pregnant goldfish.
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weber wrote: This is a true fact. Twit means dumb to us but it is slang. What I printed is the real word.


Yes I know, what I mean is, how do you get a slang term from a word that means a pregnant goldfish?

What I am guessing is something to do with the level of inteligence associated with a gold fish in particular.....just that the whole pregnant thing threw me off...
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I guess I vas vrong cuz it say goldfish don't get preggies

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html
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Pinky wrote: Oh!!! You should have left it...it was hilarious!!!!


Yeah....killed it :wah:


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Pinky wrote: Killed it? Surely not!!!
Looks that way :wah:


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