Urinals

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:37 pm

I hope this is not too sensitive a subject to bring up in this Forum, but I will try to do it as delicately as possible and try not to offend anyones sensibilities. Men's Urinals are woefully outmoded and there needs to be some changes. How about the one's that when you flush, water sprays straight out onto your trousers. Uh Huh, try explaining that one as you walk back to the dinner table. Here in New Zealand they have these damn stainless steel grates that one stands on that will accomodate 5 to 20 men while relieving yourself onto a stainless steel wall some two feet away with a drain at the bottom. Now here's the problem. Two feet away is fine if you are a young stud, but as one gets older there is a decided lack of pressure, making hitting that wall next to impossible. Result? You wind up splashing all over yours or your neighbors shoes. I am currently working on a couple of designs that I hope will revolutionize men's urinals and perhaps put me in the "Hall of Shame".

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:32 pm

Lon wrote: I hope this is not too sensitive a subject to bring up in this Forum, but I will try to do it as delicately as possible and try not to offend anyones sensibilities. Men's Urinals are woefully outmoded and there needs to be some changes. How about the one's that when you flush, water sprays straight out onto your trousers. Uh Huh, try explaining that one as you walk back to the dinner table. Here in New Zealand they have these damn stainless steel grates that one stands on that will accomodate 5 to 20 men while relieving yourself onto a stainless steel wall some two feet away with a drain at the bottom. Now here's the problem. Two feet away is fine if you are a young stud, but as one gets older there is a decided lack of pressure, making hitting that wall next to impossible. Result? You wind up splashing all over yours or your neighbors shoes. I am currently working on a couple of designs that I hope will revolutionize men's urinals and perhaps put me in the "Hall of Shame".
Reminds me of when i was a kid, my super religous mother would drag me to "tent meetings". The "facility", in the middle of hundreds of perfectly good trees, consisted of a dirt floored, smelly, ramshackle building. On one wall hung an eaves trough, cleverly hung on an incline to accomodate all heights, problem seemed to be that if the wrong height was selected, the 5" width was a too small target. The hand pump for washing, and communal cloth for drying hands, made one glad that faith healing was nearby. :-3

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:36 pm

sure am glad i'm a good aim and shot with MY weapon

.....this explains a lot of "dropped shots" by males. heh heh

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:15 pm

Lon, you have a point, you have every right here to bring forth suggestions for better living. If thats the only thing you comment as a problem, you are one hell of a good guy...

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:01 pm

And here I thought New Zealand was civilized!! Shocking conditions to live with for sure! On a 1997 trip to Ecuador I was stunned to see men openly urinate in public, into the street. I was told this practice is common in the Andean nations.

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:23 am

Lon wrote: I hope this is not too sensitive a subject to bring up in this Forum, but I will try to do it as delicately as possible and try not to offend anyones sensibilities. Men's Urinals are woefully outmoded and there needs to be some changes. How about the one's that when you flush, water sprays straight out onto your trousers. Uh Huh, try explaining that one as you walk back to the dinner table. Here in New Zealand they have these damn stainless steel grates that one stands on that will accomodate 5 to 20 men while relieving yourself onto a stainless steel wall some two feet away with a drain at the bottom. Now here's the problem. Two feet away is fine if you are a young stud, but as one gets older there is a decided lack of pressure, making hitting that wall next to impossible. Result? You wind up splashing all over yours or your neighbors shoes. I am currently working on a couple of designs that I hope will revolutionize men's urinals and perhaps put me in the "Hall of Shame".
Why can't they get funnels for the older less pressured types?

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:07 am

I use to go to a drive in movie theator that had a similar urinal.

It was like a converted feed trauf(sp?).

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Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:11 pm

LottomagicZ4941 wrote: I use to go to a drive in movie theator that had a similar urinal.

It was like a converted feed trauf(sp?).

NASTY

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Yer jus' jealous.