What does your loo say about you?
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says, she's uses too much bleach and could do with dropping a few pounds.
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What does your loo say about you?
Arnold :wah:
Mine says, oh no, not that steam cleaner again! :rolleyes:
I actually clean my toilet every day when the boy's here, I get a couple of days off at the weekends!
Mine says, oh no, not that steam cleaner again! :rolleyes:
I actually clean my toilet every day when the boy's here, I get a couple of days off at the weekends!
What does your loo say about you?
Luckily for it, mine says nothing...nothing at all! ![:lips:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f444.svg)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says, "While you're here, please get rid of that revolting blue mosaic type seat. You wouldn't wear it so why should I? I'm just a laughing stock with my friends"
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
What does your loo say about you?
Mine say's men of the house put the seat down to stop the ladies slamming it down in temper!!!! Ps Boys your a S*** shot!!!!
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says "Clean me, please."
What does your loo say about you?
Arnold wins..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
[QUOTE]Aarrrggghhh !! GET OFF YOU FAT BASTARD
Only more muffled than that[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Aarrrggghhh !! GET OFF YOU FAT BASTARD
Only more muffled than that[/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says " NOBODY is that full of crap.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
What does your loo say about you?
mine says i am all girl, perfumes, lotions, potions, exotic soaps and everything in white. plus makeup i spent a fortune on and never use! :rolleyes:
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says, "Your family is a bunch of slobs who won't hang up their towels, put away the various bath and body stuff, etc. Now clean me again for no reason."
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What does your loo say about you?
I guess my bathroom is a reflection of my personality: neat, ordered and clean! Everything is in its place.**
Oh yeah, except for the *tons* of long dark hair I find in every corner and crevice! You'd think I'd be bald by now :rolleyes:
**remember, I don't have children, so this is much easier![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
Oh yeah, except for the *tons* of long dark hair I find in every corner and crevice! You'd think I'd be bald by now :rolleyes:
**remember, I don't have children, so this is much easier
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
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PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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What does your loo say about you?
Obviously maried ............ and whipped
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What does your loo say about you?
As I clean more than Mr.Muscle, you could eat your dinner off my toilet, so I often do ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says thanks for changing the Harpic! hehehe
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says. Nobody likes me, Everyone is either pissin all over me or giving me crap all day.
What does your loo say about you?
Mine is wide open-mouthed laughing when I go in, says "Thanks for dropping in", and carries on laughing when I leave.
What does your loo say about you?
Mine says....treat me nice or you won't get your deposit back from the landlord when you move on !!!!
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
What does your loo say about you?
i think by over whelming evidense maybe i should stand a bit closer (its cold in my toilet):wah:
and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side
![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
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What does your loo say about you?
jimbo wrote: i think by over whelming evidense maybe i should stand a bit closer (its cold in my toilet):wah:
and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side
:yh_sick :yh_rotfl
and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side
![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
What does your loo say about you?
Marie5656 wrote: Mine says "Clean me, please."
Talking of which, if you're a guest at somebody's house, for a quieter more discrete poo with no evidence of use, a few strategically placed tissues around the bowl and in the water BEFORE use should suffice. It works - I'm not talking c**p!!
Talking of which, if you're a guest at somebody's house, for a quieter more discrete poo with no evidence of use, a few strategically placed tissues around the bowl and in the water BEFORE use should suffice. It works - I'm not talking c**p!!
What does your loo say about you?
What does your loo say about you?
The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"
Now hes just part of the family.
The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"
Now hes just part of the family.
I AM AWESOME MAN
What does your loo say about you?
OpenMind wrote: Mine is wide open-mouthed laughing when I go in, says "Thanks for dropping in", and carries on laughing when I leave.
Mine says "OMG get ready, here SHE comes again" and then "Phew I'm so glad she's gone but I wish she'd take peeeeeeeuuuuuuuu with her":D Don't know how to spell it as in stink![:confused:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f615.svg)
Mine says "OMG get ready, here SHE comes again" and then "Phew I'm so glad she's gone but I wish she'd take peeeeeeeuuuuuuuu with her":D Don't know how to spell it as in stink
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
What does your loo say about you?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Holly S**T..!!
[QUOTE]The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"
Now hes just part of the family.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"
Now hes just part of the family.[/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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What does your loo say about you?
weinbeck wrote: Talking of which, if you're a guest at somebody's house, for a quieter more discrete poo with no evidence of use, a few strategically placed tissues around the bowl and in the water BEFORE use should suffice. It works - I'm not talking c**p!!
But MOST importantly, Remember to flush![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
But MOST importantly, Remember to flush
![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
What does your loo say about you?
I may be a little weird, but if I ever get to the stage when I believe my loo is talking to me, or about me - I'll check myself into detox immediately. Hic !
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
What does your loo say about you?
I think my bathroom is happy with the new frilly burgundy shower curtains (I LOVE them, they have a satiny look to them!!!). But it keeps telling me to TRAIN THE REPEAT OFFENDERS WHO LEAVE THE SEAT UP :-5
Oh, and it's recently asked for a furry seat cover :-4
Oh, and it's recently asked for a furry seat cover :-4
The power of MEOW
What does your loo say about you?
i have the same problem my thoughtless girlfriend keeps leaving it down i know its no big thing and it only takes a second to put it up but i really need to tell every one about it , my god women are so thoughtless they keep costing me a split second of my life to put the seat up :-5
if its down and you want it up put it up
and if its up you want it down put it down end of :rolleyes:
it takes a split second![Cool :cool:](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
if its down and you want it up put it up
and if its up you want it down put it down end of :rolleyes:
it takes a split second
![Cool :cool:](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
What does your loo say about you?
Yah, that works if you're awake enough to turn on the lights and check the status of the seat. If you crawl in there in the middle of the night on automatic pilot, eyes sticky and bladder bursting, and plunk down just to get your butt wet, it ain't that pleasant.
The power of MEOW
What does your loo say about you?
ha ha that's funny but whats worse getting your but wet on cold china or getting your butt wet on a warm toilet seat where some inconsiderate man :rolleyes: has used the loo before you and has not realised some idiot has put the seat down :wah: :wah:
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What does your loo say about you?
Plunk down on the toilet in our house and you'll find yourself sitting on the lid. We keep it closed, so everybody has to lift something. ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
What does your loo say about you?
sorry guys i always put the seat dowm its really not a big deal for me :wah:
besides if my girlfriends not happy she makes sure i'm not happy
so if keeping the seat down keeps her happy then so be it
its just so quite on this site today i might actually go and have a real person
to person conversation like we did in the old days![:thinking:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f914.svg)
besides if my girlfriends not happy she makes sure i'm not happy
so if keeping the seat down keeps her happy then so be it
its just so quite on this site today i might actually go and have a real person
to person conversation like we did in the old days
What does your loo say about you?
AussiePam wrote: I may be a little weird, but if I ever get to the stage when I believe my loo is talking to me, or about me - I'll check myself into detox immediately. Hic !
Now Pam
you are the smart one. The rest of us OFF TO DETOX:driving:
Now Pam
you are the smart one. The rest of us OFF TO DETOX:driving:
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?