What are you worth??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:23 am

Just add it all up and give us a total. we don't need an itemized bill. tho that WOULD be interesting.

I'm worth $475.50

Smoked pot-- $10

Did acid-- $5

Ever had sex at church--$25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40

Meet someone on my space--$20

Had sex with someone on my space--$25

Had sex for money--$100

Vandalized something--$20

Had sex on your parents bed--$10

Crossed dressed--$10

Given money to stripper--$25

Been in love with a stripper--$20

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work--$15

Ever drive drunk--$20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-$50

Used toys while having sex--$30

Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20

Went skinny dipping-- $5

Had sex in a pool-- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10

Slept with someone of the same sex $20

Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10

Masturbated --$10

Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20

Given or Received "Roadhead" --$25

Prank called the cops-- $5

Stole something-- $10

Made a home video--$15

More than just the 2 of you--$50

Had sex in the wild--$20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex--$25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25

Cried yourself to sleep-- $5

Cried during sex--$20

Been in love-- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25

Went streaking-- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight --$15

Peed in the pool-- $0.50

Played spin the bottle-- $5

Done something you regret-- $20

Had a crush on your best friend--$5

Had sex with your best friend --$20

Had a crush on someone at work --$5

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Lied to your SO --$5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:27 am

490.50.

Yeah I know I peed in the pool.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:27 am

$320.00 :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:28 am

YZGI wrote: 490.50.

Yeah I know I peed in the pool.
*note to self-decline offers to go swimming with YZGI*

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:29 am

Man oh man I'm only worth $192.00

WTF???

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:42 am

$445.00 :yh_whistl

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:45 am

SO WHY AM I ONLY WORTH UNDER 200 BUCKS?

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:50 am

You were a good girl??? *coughs* :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:55 am

Ocnbrz wrote: You were a good girl??? *coughs*

Mr. Breezy

I am DAMN GOOD! :sneaky: :guitarist

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:58 am

cherandbuster wrote: SO WHY AM I ONLY WORTH UNDER 200 BUCKS?

You can increase your value quickly by running out back and peeing in the pool.:wah:

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:00 pm

Your damn good???

Oh really??? :driving:

:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:01 pm

YZGI wrote: You can increase your value quickly by running out back and peeing in the pool.:wah:

Thanks for the advice

I'd rather do something more devious and sexual :p

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:20 pm

$305.00

Of course some of those could have been multiplied.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:21 pm

$570

....

what's "roadhead"?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:26 pm

abbey wrote: what's "roadhead"?

Because I have no trouble being blunt

I'll tell you

It's giving or receiving oral sex in a moving vehicle :guitarist

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:34 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Because I have no trouble being blunt

I'll tell you

It's giving or receiving oral sex in a moving vehicle :guitaristThanks hon, $575 then.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:35 pm

abbey wrote: Thanks hon, $575 then.

Oh you WILD WOMAN! :guitarist

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:10 pm

195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:11 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: 195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher

Uncle Kram and I are going to live a sheltered life together :sneaky: :guitarist

Babies_Mama00 · Post by **Babies_Mama00** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:23 pm

Hehe Im worth $380.50. And just like YZGI I also peed in the pool.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:25 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: 195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher

I hate to say it, but my sum is even lower then yours dear Unc'. I think I am only worth $125. Please don't move the decimal place any!

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:35 pm

$245 ...not bad. :sneaky: ....not good.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:40 pm

chonsigirl wrote: I hate to say it, but my sum is even lower then yours dear Unc'. I think I am only worth $125. Please don't move the decimal place any!

Thank the Lord for that - I wasn't going to admit to my $140

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:05 pm

$718,456,789.50 man that smoking pot,streaking and masturbation really adds up.

Oh wait are we just gonna count it once each? ok

$575.50:o

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:06 pm

:-3 So is it just me that's,

A..Honest or

B..A Tart that peed in the pool.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:15 pm

390.50.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:19 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: I'm worth 715.00.. :-3

:eek:

Hussy :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:25 pm

I have no idea. And then, a lady never tells. Brian - go fetch another couple of crates of Bolly please for these thirsty peasants!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:28 pm

$570

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:32 pm

Oh boy, I'm worth $420.00

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:56 pm

abbey wrote: -3 So is it just me that's,

A..Honest or

B..A Tart that peed in the pool.

It doesn't matter. See the "water recycling" thread!

pina · Post by **pina** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:11 pm

I dont believe it!

I'm worth $520 boy that was some expensive weed I had.

Only done it once....HONEST. :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:14 pm

I made it to $185 and sure as hell, I ain't swimmin' in the same pool as some of you.:-3 :guitarist

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:30 pm

$401.50

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:50 pm

Ladies are you lying?????

My score 565 - you only live once - and it was fun..

Patsy

Casey Morgan · Post by **Casey Morgan** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:56 pm

$55.50. :yh_glasse slinks off

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:09 pm

I just went and did the actual sum.. then I perved on what all the rest of you did. And hey, I'm really bad. If I go to Confession right now, and offload all those little indiscretions, can I set the calculator back to zero?????