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Just put in there. "Falls for the dropped pencil trick constantly" Gets em hired on the spot.
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Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.

She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.

And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.

That oughta get her the job :p
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cherandbuster wrote: Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.

She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.

And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.

That oughta get her the job :p


OH CHER!!!! I am shocked :wah:
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minks wrote: OH CHER!!!! I am shocked :wah:


tell em she will do anything for a flake bar :D
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Hamster wrote: Now I know that to be true!! :wah:


yep I knew it too, ahahaha she showed up at Ravens with a crate of em and ate em like peanuts hehehe She was kind and offered one to me, It was like taking gold from a poor man I felt bad but hey I took it and enjoyed it hehehehe
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Pinky wrote: Put stuff like reliable, honest, works well on own initiative or part of a team, forward thinking, good problem solver, punctual, etc etc!



Then what a pleasure she is to know and all that kind of stuff.


Pinkys got it right there Hammy, now would you like to close this thread :wah:
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cherandbuster wrote: Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.



She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.



And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.



That oughta get her the job :p


Yeah, if I was looking for a job in a brothel. :rolleyes:



Homestart - sounds like I'm going to work for the RAC! :D
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Hamster wrote: I will..I will post EXACTLY what I am going to write about you!!!



Unless you can cross my palm with silver???? £50 should sufice...:sneaky:




How about a Flake Sweetie :D
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BSquared my friend :-4

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Boots for Betty

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cherandbuster wrote: BSquared my friend :-4



Do tell us about the job you're interested in. After all, we are your biggest fans! :guitarist


It's actually volunteering Cher, befriending families and helping them cope with life in general.

I start a training course the week I move house :rolleyes:
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Betty Boop wrote: It's actually volunteering Cher, befriending families and helping them cope with life in general.

I start a training course the week I move house :rolleyes:


BSquared :-4

What an incredibly selfless thing to do

If it's at all possible, I like you even more now :p
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Very impressive BB I think the red boots would be in poor taste perhaps these would do

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minks wrote: Boots for Betty




Where are those girls skirts??? :thinking:
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Betty Boop wrote: Where are those girls skirts??? :thinking:


look up wayyyyyy up :wah:
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Just say she won't wear her wellies in the house ;)


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Pinky wrote: Wow! I can't think of anything more perfect for you, you're exactly the right person for that type of thing!!!


I suppose you're looking for a Flake too! :rolleyes:



:wah: Thanks Pinky! :-4
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References for Ms. Betty Boop:

Reliable, efficient, able to double task on a daily basis, and is an integral part of any team.

Hey, we should ask that employment place for their references, if they want her!:)
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Uncle Kram wrote: Just say she won't wear her wellies in the house ;)




Is that all you could come up with Krammy :rolleyes: No other wonderful points about me. :(
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chonsigirl wrote: References for Ms. Betty Boop:



Reliable, efficient, able to double task on a daily basis, and is an integral part of any team.



Hey, we should ask that employment place for their references, if they want her!:)


Good point there Chonsi!

My current boss loves me because I'm efficient and I don't mean that in a big headed way, he's always asking me to come and work in the office and sort out the terrible admin!
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Mind you if my boss saw my desk here he wouldn't be so impressed!! :wah:
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Betty Boop wrote: Is that all you could come up with Krammy :rolleyes: No other wonderful points about me. :(


Oh no Boops - au contraire

I have only wonderful things to say about your good self :-4


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Personable, kind, gentle, friendly, caring.......
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Uncle Kram wrote: Oh no Boops - au contraire



I have only wonderful things to say about your good self :-4


Thank you :-4 ,







:thinking: you wouldn't try to sit on me would you??
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minks wrote: Personable, kind, gentle, friendly, caring.......


Why thank you Minks! :yh_hugs
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Hamster wrote: Now that is true!! :wah:




:o wondered when you'd show up!!
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Pinky wrote: Shouldn't that be the other way around? :lips: :yh_giggle




Um......... we've already been there in another thread.



Has Arnold gone yet? :wah:
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