make the neighbors think

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:21 am

make the neighbors that you mix with polo yuppie hooray Henry crowd

by buying a pair of wellingtons covering them in horse sh*t and leave them by the front door :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:24 am

you could improve on your new found social status further by buying a dead

pheasant from the butcher and scatter liberally spent shotgun cartridges over

the garden thus implying that you are in with the shooting set as well

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:50 am

also you could further rub into the neighbors noses that you really do move in

social circles that are clearly beyond them

by driving to a posh well to do part of town going through there bins (trash

cans) getting all the empty bottles of expensive champagne brandy and

other bottles out

drive to the bottle bank ( bottle recycling center ) wait till your neighbor

shows up to recycle his cheap plonk wine bottles casually push in front of

him muttering things like oh a 57 what a good year

for added affect you can wear (optional ) said wellingtons covered in horse

sh*t whilst liberally dropping spent shotgun cartridges and you could have

pheasant feathers dropping every where

a handy hint for our American friends a deers head a bears paw or few bald

eagle feathers could also give added effect :sneaky: :sneaky:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:27 am

:wah: Good one Jimbo

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:34 am

:wah: Wow Jimbo you sure have a creative mind hehehe, loving your ideas!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:47 am

i am as we speak consuming vast quantities of heinz baked beans ,

cabbage , pickled onions, Curry and eggs to convince the neighbours that our bog standard hot tub is really a top of the range whirl pool jacuzzi :sneaky: :sneaky:

Post by **spot** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:54 am

Your suggestions are perfect, jimbo, save for the appallingly low accent birth has imposed upon you. The "Ow" sound does not exist at all in the circles you wish to emulate. Change the pheasant to grouse, to begin with, but speak of them invariably as grice. Scatter the feathers at the doorstep of your mansion but call it your hice. Your manoevers with the empty shotgun cartridges are ideal but refer in passing to the cow which took some pellets - pronounced kye. Damned folly and all that, but it has to be done.

Oh - and never drop the children at a creche, you must own to a live-in nanny at least. A creche can only be the result of two Range-Rovers colliding on your drive.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:01 am

brilliant spot , now thats the kinda response i've been waiting for :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

right then pimms o'clock ,talley ho , whot whot, bottoms up(painted or otherwise) horar

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:04 am

after the neighbors have seen me in my calvins thats nothing snoozy:wah:

there is a joke about cacked eye there some where but i'm not sayin it

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:10 am

Pinky wrote: Eau, come orn nye, storp taking the marks and sparks ayt of may s7itty wellies!:D

pinky i never realized you were a Gordie till now :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:37 am

:sneaky: my partner as we speak is rubbing a honey bee on my now swollen lips i will of course be walking

round the neighborhood later complaining bitterly that my exclusive collagen

injections are very painful:sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:40 am

:sneaky: i off course will make sure my face remains motion less as i talk and make doubly

sure not to frown for if i do they will be able to tell my boasts about having

botox are a complete fabrication :sneaky:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:45 am

:wah: Hahaha I can just imagine now that you will be the main source of talk and gossip all around your neighbourhood now Jimbo!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:16 am

SnoozeControl wrote: what the well-off do in the US is to paint their bottoms and leave the imprints on car windows all up and down their streets.

Are you saying I can get Snoozies ass print all over my windshield?

Bring it on! :guitarist

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:13 am

pinky does becks know about this :sneaky:

i have resisted the jokes about spicing up your love life ect :wah: