Playing Hooky

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:12 am

Hey gang :-6

Our Snoozie has decided to play hooky today and hang out with us instead

What kind of excuse do you think she used when she called into her office?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:17 am

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet .

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:17 am

She can't come in because she's unable to remove the blue paint from her ass after leaving ass prints all over people's windshields

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:21 am

Sorry, I cannot come into work today because my give-a-damn is broken.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:25 am

Hello,I have too watch my ass,and don't see it comeing too work today.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:27 am

I can't come into work today as I can barely walk after having MASSIVE amounts of sex continuously all weekend long :guitarist

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:28 am

:wah: :wah: Snooze love the new Avatar.. have fun on your unplanned day off..

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:59 am

if she has a male supervisor, the fastest most effective means of getting a yes and off the phone is to start with

"hi i need to stay home today as i'm having some menstrual pro"

"OKAY"[CLICK]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:02 am

anastrophe wrote: if she has a male supervisor, the fastest most effective means of getting a yes and off the phone is to start with

"hi i need to stay home today as i'm having some menstrual pro"

"OKAY"[CLICK]

:wah: :wah: you win :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:09 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.

Im not seeing this.

Right ?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:10 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.

Would that be like a cracked crack??

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:14 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

to late!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:15 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.

Which of course made me google it immediately :rolleyes:

I shoulda taken The Snooze's advice :-6

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:25 am

"I can't come in today due to the fact that I have mustache riding abrasions."

:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:13 am

Snooze played hooky? I cannot and will not believe it! No how, no way.

(Hope you had fun snooze:sneaky: )

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:22 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.

ummm..thanks for sharing???:yh_sick

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.

Now you know I HAVE to go..right??

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:46 pm

Hamster wrote: Snoozy:

"I can't come into work today as I have been abducted by aliens who are probing my anal fissure with a probe causing severe mustache riding abrasions and my give a damn to break. I am calling from the mother ship as we orbiting the dark side of 'couldntgivearatsarse' -a lesser known planet but totally too far for me to get back in time for 5pm.... I should be back before Monday morning however, but I still may not be able to make it in as they are forcing me to marry their leader in an attempt to cross fertilise our species. Can you let the boss know?"

That needs to be closed with the statement "And that's a fact, Jack"

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:13 pm

sunny104 wrote: "I can't come in today due to the fact that I have mustache riding abrasions."

:yh_rotfl
you didn't like my excuse?? :yh_angel

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:44 pm

I thought today was SUNDAY! :wah: :p

:rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:02 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: i've been honest a couple of times and said

"I just cant be arsed"

Now that one I like !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:13 pm

Need us to sign a forged note for you tomorrow, snooze?:D