Ho Ho Ho

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:35 pm

Ho Ho Ho boys and girls

Its only 3 months to the Big One!

My Birthday! Ho Ho Ho

It’s also the Birthday of You-Know-Who! The Big Cheese! Him Upstairs!

And to Celebrate I love to give gifts to all the Nice Boys and Girls in the World!

I want all you boys and girls to come and see me and tell me if you’ve been naughty or nice this year!

Ho Ho Ho

The cards and crackers are in the shops and Mrs Claus is cleaning my best red suit. Ho Ho Ho

The elfs are tapping and wrapping and some are polishing all the reindeer harnesses. Moon elf has polished Rudolphs nose 5 times already and will rub it all away if he doesn’t stop soon! But Rudolph likes being rubbed! Ho Ho Ho (He said he wants a Mrs Rudolph in his stocking this year – I think I’ll have to give him one of Mrs Claus’ old stockings to fit her in!)

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Elf Tombstone says I must leave 15 messages for you boys and girls before he'll let me leave signs pointing to my Naughty and Nice List! So you have lots of time to start being good boys and girls before you can put your names on my list!

Ho Ho Ho

And dont forget - I’ll be checking it twice¦so make sure youre on the right list! Ho Ho Ho

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Now then boys and girls, Secret Santa 2006 IS your very own online santa for this year! I knew the names of ALL Santa's reindeer and some of the elfs AND I'm a cousin of the toothfairy! (It always helps to know someone in high places! (And shes fairy high!) Ho Ho Ho )

Lasy years Santa didn't know I added the year to me name and didn't know I was going to pop by and dust the grotto! Of course, it should have been Mrs Santa doing the dusting but she was helping to cook the dinner for the elfs as the elf cook was in bed sick with food-poisoning! :rolleyes:

So I did me good deed and dusted out the grotto and mucked out the stables ready for the reindeer, when uh-oh I got rumbled by some bright-eyed elf who spotted me and called you all in to have a look at old santa in his apron! :wah:

I saw lots of lovely messages from all you nice girls and boys and I'm VERY sorry they've disappeared as I wanted to show Mrs Claus all the nice messages. (She always likes to read my mail!) I'll have to ask elf Tombstone if he knows where they went cuz old santa dont know much about these computeration thingummybobs and I dont know where they went - or why - and I couldnt find 'em again if you paid me! AND I couldnt delete 'em either!

BUT boys and girls, I wouldnt want to delete all me nice messages from you all cuz santa loves to get mail so he does! So please stop these ruminations that theres some mean old santa trolling around. Santa doesnt like smelly old troll clothes! Santa has a nice soft clean furry red suit that is oh-so-comfortable for you boys and girls to sit on and whisper secrets to me in! :-4

So, no more rumintions or botherations or you'll have to go onto my naughty list and that makes me so sad I can only eat three deserts not 5 and then my clothes dont fit right! So you be nice happy girls and boys for Santa and tell me here what you would like for yourselfs, for your friends and for your other FG family members and santa will try to get his elfs to make the right gifts for you all.

Ho Ho Ho

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:59 pm

Hi Santa! I've been a good girl this year.......................

*crossing my fingers behind my back*

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:04 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Hi Santa, sorry about ruining your surprise.

Thats alright Snooze, I was just a bit embarrassed at being caught in Mrs Clauses apron and mob cap! :wah:

She said it brings out my feminine side. hmmmmm

But at least I can get to meet all the nice boys and girls here early and find out what they'd like in their stockings this year.

So have you been a good girl this year SnoozeControl? :sneaky:

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:07 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Hi Santa! I've been a good girl this year.......................

*crossing my fingers behind my back*

I'm very glad to hear that chonsigirl.

Now would you like to come and sit on santa's lap little girl? :sneaky:

Of course it's to tell me what you'd like me to put in your stocking on Christmas morning, what else? :sneaky:

Ho Ho Ho

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:38 am

Hello Santa, welcome to FG.

I've been a Very good girl this year!

Well . . . when I say 'very' I mean pretty good . . . well quite good anyway!

I might have been a bit naughty . . . well, perhaps quite a bit . . . but I've definitely been gooder than badder! :yh_whistl

Can I feed Rudolph a carrot?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:12 am

Hurray Santa himself has spoken, we are blessed!!!

Yep sorry for thinking that you may be evil for removing our messages, I should of known that it was some computer technical thingy problem, and nothing on your apart. Sorry!!

But seriously I have been good and kind this year, so if you would be kind enough to put me on your good list I would be really greatful!! :yh_angel

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:20 am

Hiya Santa Baby

I'm the nicest, sweetest, kindest Jewish girl you'll ever meet. I have great respect for you Santa, as Sam Sam The Chanukah Man has taken off for his winter in Florida again

. I'm so glad you've come to our Garden and decided to stay!

It's gonna be a GREAT Christmas! :-6

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:54 am

Hi Santa!!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:27 am

Hamster wrote: Liar liar pants on fire!! :wah:

Yeah, look who's talking..:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:34 am

zinkyusa wrote: Yeah, look who's talking..:p

look who's replying.........:p

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:39 am

guppy wrote: look who's replying.........:p

ouch, bad fish:sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:01 am

Santa here is what I would like in my Christmas stocking please:

guppy

hamster

pinky

cher

snooze

sunny

wendybird

I think that covers it. I've been a very good boy this year and have not killed, maimed or seriously injured anyone (yet).

Mystery · Post by **Mystery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:03 am

Can we get some clarification on what constitutes "good"? :-2

Not, that I'd have reason to worry, you understand. :-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:21 am

zinkyusa wrote: Santa here is what I would like in my Christmas stocking please:

guppy

hamster

pinky

cher

snooze

sunny

wendybird

I think that covers it. I've been a very good boy this year and have not killed, maimed or seriously injured anyone (yet).

:-4 Zinkmeister :-4

Thank you for including me on your list

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:49 am

Hamster wrote: I only get second billing Batty?? :-1

I plead the fifth commandment!!:yh_sweat

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:55 am

Hamster wrote: "Thou shalt not give thy cute furry rodent second billing"?????

Is that the one? :p

yes that's in the Constitution right?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:58 am

zinkyusa wrote: Santa here is what I would like in my Christmas stocking please:

guppy

hamster

pinky

cher

snooze

sunny

wendybird

I think that covers it. I've been a very good boy this year and have not killed, maimed or seriously injured anyone (yet).

Dang. i got top spot? you must be partial to fresh water fish.........he he

come here and iwill make your wings shiver...............

you flatter me zinkzky.:-4

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:00 am

guppy wrote: Dang. i got top spot? you must be partial to fresh water fish.........he he

come here and iwill make your wings shiver...............

you flatter me zinkzky.:-4

uh oh the fish is out of the bag!!:-5

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:03 am

Hamster wrote: Watch out Guppy!! I am after you!! Step away from the Bat....:wah:

ah, that is alright my little fur ball friend . we can share him. i will turn him over as soon as i am done with him:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:05 am

he did say he wanted to be a gigilo , or was it jiggly jello???????????:sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:06 am

guppy wrote: ah, that is alright my little fur ball friend . we can share him. i will turn him over as soon as i am done with him:p

but will there be anything left of him to share?:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:07 am

Hamster wrote: Not fair!! I always get sloppy seconds! :-5

wanna negotiate?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:09 am

zinkyusa wrote: but will there be anything left of him to share?:D

toenails?:sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:10 am

guppy wrote: wanna negotiate?

perhaps a mangy trois is the answer?:-4

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:13 am

zinkyusa wrote: perhaps a mangy trois is the answer?:-4

poor bat, he obviously fell off his perch this morning on his noggin:rolleyes:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:18 am

Hamster wrote: Yep.... I would say so.... It is all those thoughts of becoming a jiggly-lo that have gone to his head:D

if we want him, we will have to be quick, before his wife cuts it off. .............

yep, jiggly-lo one day and jiggly-gone the next...........tsk tsk, :p

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:20 am

guppy wrote: if we want him, we will have to be quick, before his wife cuts it off. .............

yep, jiggly-lo one day and jiggly-gone the next...........tsk tsk, :p

this talk of cutting it off is making me queasy:yh_sick

maybe Santa should just bring me some new golf clubs