Ho Ho Ho

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:24 am

cherandbuster wrote: Let's take Chonsi' lead here and keep this thread on the proper course

All sick and twisted thoughts can be expressed in other threads (and I'm talking to myself here, too).

Santa deserves a higher ground. Let's give it to him! :-6

Agreed, though Santa should behave himself a little as well, I mean he is supposed to set a good example to us all!!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:32 am

We've all let chonsi down I for one expect everyone to be minding their P's and Q's on this thread henceforth..

Lord knows I tried so hard to keep this thread out of the gutter and am probably the only one who still deserves their Christmas presents.:yh_angel

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:38 am

Hey Santa!

Do you really like milk and cookies, or would you rather us Forum Gardeners leave out for you a different kind of snack? What's your very favorite -- I'll start my baking right now! :guitarist

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:44 am

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Santa!

Do you really like milk and cookies, or would you rather us Forum Gardeners leave out for you a different kind of snack? What's your very favorite -- I'll start my baking right now! :guitarist

Cher, I think santa would be happy if you were waiting for him with the cookies in your string bikini:sneaky:

good zinky: you said you were going to behave on this thread!!

bad zinky: i can't help it, i really meant it when i said it

good zinky: if you don't stop they'll put us back in the hole!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:25 am

zinkyusa wrote: Cher, I think santa would be happy if you were waiting for him with the cookies in your string bikini:sneaky:

good zinky: you said you were going to behave on this thread!!

bad zinky: i can't help it, i really meant it when i said it

good zinky: if you don't stop they'll put us back in the hole!

zinky-been flying into glass doors again i see...............

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:33 am

guppy wrote: zinky-been flying into glass doors again i see...............

hahaha seems like it doesn't it!! I wonder what this 'hole' that Zinky refers to is like!? Sounds pretty nasty! :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:53 am

Pinky wrote: I dunno, if he spends a lot of time there it might be alright...does he call it his Ace Hole?:D

:yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:54 am

Pinky wrote: I dunno, if he spends a lot of time there it might be alright...does he call it his Ace Hole?:D

Hahaha well I just thought he had his own batcave/mansion complete with gadgets and butler! :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:55 am

I was waiting to post on this thread until I saw which direction it went. MMMM Still waiting.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:57 am

YZGI wrote: I was waiting to post on this thread until I saw which direction it went. MMMM Still waiting.

i figured you would ask for another left hand:D

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:59 am

guppy wrote: i figured you would ask for another left hand:D

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:06 am

Hamster wrote: Hey Chris do you think our Batty could be the one and only Batmans "normal" alter ego??? :wah:

Although I use the word "normal" in a loose term.......

:wah: Hahaha perhaps, can you just imagine him as a real Bruce Wayne millionaire, that saves the world from evil in his spare time hehehe. If he is, then I am most envious!!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:08 am

You guys!! Come ON!! I looked at this thread and decided to stay out

of it, not be an old fuddy-duddy and let you guys have your fun. Now

I'm sorry I didn't step up sooner.

Even after a gently put call to stop it, you guys won't. I am

standing up and saying I think that's awful.

This is SANTA fer' cryin' out loud!! Is NOTHING even a little bit sacred?

There are plenty of other threads around here for this kind of stuff.

I'd sure hate to see Santa go in the compost pile.

HARUMPH.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:30 am

Dear Santa: What I want for christmas is a cleaner mind a cleaner sense of humor and a better sense of timing to know when to use them. :-3

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:47 am

YZGI wrote: Dear Santa: What I want for christmas is a cleaner mind a cleaner sense of humor and a better sense of timing to know when to use them. :-3

:-4 :-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:21 am

Let's show Santa and his Mrs. and his elfs and his reindeer just how well-behaved we can truly be.

As I've stated before, we can all go back to the gutter (me included!) in every other single thread!

If our Chonsi and Val are even the *littlest bit* offended by our behavior, then we really need to listen :-6

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:23 am

GZ I hope you're happy now, you got them all talking about us, you just couldn't keep your pie hole shut could you?

BZ To bad, you know I like the chicks, besides they thought it was funny.

GZ Evidently not all of them, they're even crackin on that jolly fat dude and the elf now, if you don't shut up i'm gonna give you a wedgy so hard you'll be wearing your BVD's as a necktie..

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:28 am

Pinky wrote: Weren't you asking santa if he likes cookies, Cher? Or maybe he prefers mince pies?

Maybe we could all offer up our favorite cookies for a Santa Taste Test

I'm gonna bake him some white chocolate chip cookies. With chocolate milk on the side. Mmmmmmm.

I'm obviously gonna have to sneak a cookie or three first :p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:29 am

what do i want for xmas? to see it snow!! i love the snow................

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:32 am

i will bring batman cake.........

(no pun intended) it's my family's favorite round here...............:-6

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:37 am

guppy wrote: i will bring batman cake.........

(no pun intended) it's my family's favorite round here...............:-6

sounds scrumptious, bet it tastes like chickn...

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:42 am

Hey! i am trying to be good, so i will get my christmas wish...........

batman cake

2 cups self rising flour

1 stick butter

1 box brown sugar

thee eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 cup pecans,,,,,,,,mix together , put in nine by twelve pan. bake 350* shake down every ten or fifteen min . unitll golden on top . cool, cut in one inch by one inch sguares, roll in powder sugar.

the best part is getting to make it fall over and over..............

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:46 am

guppy wrote: Hey! i am trying to be good, so i will get my christmas wish...........

batman cake

2 cups self rising flour

1 stick butter

1 box brown sugar

thee eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 cup pecans,,,,,,,,mix together , put in nine by twelve pan. bake 350* shake down every ten or fifteen min . unitll golden on top . cool, cut in one inch by one inch sguares, roll in powder sugar.

the best part is getting to make it fall over and over..............

sounds good send me some..

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:53 pm

Well well well boys and girls

Elfs Chonsi and Valerie are VERY good elfs and theyre right to say how naughty we’ve been. Mrs Claus was very cross with me for being silly and she made me muck out every single reindeer AND bath them all. I even gave Rudolphs nose a super-hyper polish so it Gleams.

So now you have to practice being good my little elflings then santa can put you on his Nice Girls and Boys List. Any naughty elflings will have to go down the dark and dusty coal hole to dig out coal for naughty childrens stockings.

I have to go and supervise my toymaking elfs now but I will be back soon to start my “Ask Santa list.

Good elf to you all.

Santa.