We're Your Friendly Neighbors

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:42 am

We live right near one Nomad, and he has told us all about you. We decided to stop by and see what really is going on.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:44 am

Oh the WWL!! :-6

It's so *awesome* to meet you!

What did Nomad tell you about us? Should we be worried? :-3

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:45 am

He said you all were just wonderful.

We thought we would stop by and check up on him. He has been puttering in his garage alot lately.............................

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:48 am

welcomewagonladies wrote: He said you all were just wonderful.

We thought we would stop by and check up on him. He has been puttering in his garage alot lately.............................

You DO know he is a mad scientist, right, ladies?

He likes to perform experiments on severed body parts.

Don't get too close to his garage! :-3

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:49 am

:-3 Oh, we should start keeping a closer watch on him!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:55 am

cherandbuster wrote: You DO know he is a mad scientist, right, ladies?

He likes to perform experiments on severed body parts.

Don't get too close to his garage! :-3

But while he's puttering about out there, pop into his kitchen and have some of the cookies he's left there for you.

But you'd better be quick - there's not many left! :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:57 am

WWLs

Try to just peak through the side window of the garage . . .

Be quiet and be careful . . .

I bet you can see that single bare lightbulb, casting a shadow beneath it

And what is Nomad up to in that barely-lit, cold and incredibly spotless ** garage?

**Nomad is obsessed with cleanliness, ladies

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:00 am

*getting out a doohickie to let ourselves in the back door*

Yes, a cookie or two wouldn't hurt, or a look at how spotless his place must be.................................

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:09 am

Hi WWL. Welcome. I must tell you that Nomad hates running out of things to keep spotless so if you were to mess his kitchen up a tad bit you would make him a very very happy person. Nothing too bad...maybe eggs all over the floor sprinkeled with a bag of flour. You get my drift.

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:13 am

*opening up the cupboards*

Hmm, he has the usual assortment of spices.....................

I wonder what he is doing in the garage.....................

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:23 am

We are very glad to finally meet you. We have heard so much about you since your visit to the Nomad Family.

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:25 am

You are such a nice group of people!

He talks about everyone all the time, we do like to drop by all the time and keep an eye on him and Mrs. Nomad.

*looking for a flash light*

That garage should be through the next door........................

*looking at the odd tapestry on the wall*

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:28 am

Hi ladies, welcome to FG.

Take care now, Nomad probably has CCTV fixed up and running!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 am

Too late ! - he's already snapped you!!

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:36 am

That's us!:wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am

Look here, you even have your own website!! You are very popular.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:44 am

Welcome ladies. Bring Nomie's cookies and come and have a chuckle with us.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:46 am

If you REALLY want to get on our good side...steal his ELVIS PLAYING POKER WITH THE DOGS velvet painting and post a photo of it. Please? With sugar on it?

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:46 am

Oh, Welcome Wagon Ladies is a fine tradition! We just love getting to know our neighbors!

*fixing a picture hanging on the wall crooked*

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:53 am

Grumpaz wrote: Hi WWL. Welcome. I must tell you that Nomad hates running out of things to keep spotless so if you were to mess his kitchen up a tad bit you would make him a very very happy person. Nothing too bad...maybe eggs all over the floor sprinkeled with a bag of flour. You get my drift.
Great idea! It'll keep him busy and out of trouble.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:54 am

Did Nomad share his chocolate chip cookies with you?

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:56 am

Well........................

We helped ourselves.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:00 am

welcomewagonladies wrote: Well........................

We helped ourselves.

Good for you, ladies! That is the spirit.

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:00 am

We plan on redecorating a little along the way too....................

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:06 am

Well, isn't this handy.

Someone let BR know that we have someone that lives near enough to Nomie to give him the occasional whap upside the back of the head!!

Welcome Ladies! Enjoy your stay! :-6

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:11 am

..............We keep a close eye on Nomad.

*checking the bookshelves for dust*

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:48 am

welcomewagonladies wrote: *looking at the odd tapestry on the wall*

Hey

for a group of old ladies

You are a pretty funny bunch

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:51 am

I think maybe a little redecorating would be the neighborly thing to do...........

This might be a little too old for Mrs. Nomad..........................

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Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:39 am

Tell us, WWL....is the toilet seat UP or DOWN?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:50 am

Welcome Welcome Ladies!:)

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:55 am

Lulu2 wrote: Tell us, WWL....is the toilet seat UP or DOWN?

Never mind that..which way is the toilet paper hanging..over or under?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:35 am

(Nomad would NEVER make the ERROR of allowing the paper to hang UNDER!)

Would he? :-3

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:36 am

Nomad may have his faults, but I wouldn't think that.......................:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:42 am

Can I expect a visit from these sweet ladies when I move house on Thursday then? :driving:

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:51 am

We wish you luck on moving into a new neighborhood, maybe one of our sisters will stop by.

*peeking in the basement*

Spotless! Mr. Nomad is a very good housekeeper so far..................

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:43 pm

"Mr. Nomad is a very good housekeeper?"

Tell us...is there a settee with a box of bon bons where Mrs. Nomad lies in repose during the day, while Mr. Nomad is cleaning the house?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:51 pm

Does his toilet seat have a paper across it that says "Sanitized for your Convenience"?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:59 pm

And a paper cup dispenser by the sink?

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:03 pm

Well, when we first peeked into the bathroom...................

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Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:35 pm

OMG! It's RADIOACTIVE! :-3 RUN!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:03 pm

Don't worry Ladies. If you look in his office you'll see he has a 'special' office chair for when he's multi-tasking! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:05 pm

:wah: Oh my gosh!

HotnSexyForNomad · Post by **HotnSexyForNomad** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:24 pm

welcomewagonladies wrote: We live right near one Nomad, and he has told us all about you. We decided to stop by and see what really is going on.

I told you to stay away from him, he's only allowed one obsessive bitch in his life, and that's ME!!!

Back off or I'm kicking some ass.

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:03 pm

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: I told you to stay away from him, he's only allowed one obsessive bitch in his life, and that's ME!!!

Back off or I'm kicking some ass.

*whispering among themselves*

We have competition..............

We noticed you last weekend, was that you in the slinky pink halter top who was watching the Nomad residence with binoculars?

*more whispers*

No, not you Shirley! That was normal survaillance!:D

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:17 pm

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: I told you to stay away from him, he's only allowed one obsessive bitch in his life, and that's ME!!!

Back off or I'm kicking some ass.