10 Things You Shouldn't Say

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:57 pm

10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?

6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:04 pm

Forgot one.....Have you taken your medication today? And yes, it has been said to me.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:04 pm

Lulu2 wrote: 10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?

6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.

I really hope Jim looks at this post, he uses them 3 all the time:mad:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:11 pm

Send him the link in a private message, Suzy! :wah:

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:28 pm

They all sound like perfectly reasonable responses. What's the problem?:sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:32 pm

I did say once....No the dress doesn't make your arse look big....You DO actually have a big arse.....Ended up in a World Of Sh**!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:34 pm

dubs wrote: I did say once....No the dress doesn't make your arse look big....You DO actually have a big arse.....Ended up in a World Of Sh**!

Now I see why you're so popular dubs

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:38 pm

A woman should never ask those sort of questions, when a man has had several pints of truth serum!:)

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:52 pm

11. what do you mean, i did have sex. you just weren't in the room.

Mystery · Post by **Mystery** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:32 pm

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

This one is kinda funny, but the rest are grounds for justifiable homicide.

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:33 pm

Marie5656 wrote: Forgot one.....Have you taken your medication today? And yes, it has been said to me.

Hi Marie

I get that one almost on a daily basis. One mistake and WHERE'S THE PILLS:-5

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:35 pm

That was really bad...............not even funny........get a grip!!!!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:23 pm

Lulu2 wrote: 10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?

6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.THERE'S my list! I thought that baby was lost forever. *whew!*

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 pm

And I found it for you....again....:rolleyes:

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:00 am

Heh, I can think of far worse ones for men........maybe I'll post 'em later if I can think up euphemisms for, umm,.......