Good, Bad and Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
Good, Bad and Ugly
Good, Bad and Ugly
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Good, Bad and Ugly
HAHAHA those were good. made me laugh!:-6 :-6
Good, Bad and Ugly
:yh_rotfl Lulu :yh_rotfl
Good, Bad and Ugly
:yh_rotfl i love em!! Thanks Lu for cracking me up this morning!:yh_rotfl
Good, Bad and Ugly
Lulu2 wrote: Good, Bad and Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Made my day to Lulu. Awesome funny:wah:
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't
find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has
them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find
several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
crossdresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with
the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a
divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the
same idea. UGLY: You have to wait.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Made my day to Lulu. Awesome funny:wah:
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?